She seemed interested in me; she took a good look. But she answered straight enough. 'He's in Mr. Anderson's room telephoning.'
'You wouldn't lie to me just for practice?'
'I don't need any practice, thanks.'
'All right. If you don't mind, I'll try one of these chairs. It was awful in there all alone.'
I sat down within three feet of the entrance door, and I had no sooner got disposed than the door opened and a man came in, a husky, busy-looking man in a blue suit and black shoes, with a stiff straw hat. From where I sat, as he went toward the girl with his back to me, it was easy to see that he had a gun on his hip. The girl said, 'Howdedo, Mr. Cook, Mr. Derwin's in Mr. Anderson's room.' When the man had gone on through another door I said to the girl, 'Ben Cook maybe?' She nodded without looking at me, and I grinned, and sat and waited.
It was all of fifteen minutes more before the door of Anderson's room opened again and Derwin appeared and called to me, 'Come in here, Goodwin.'
I went. When I got inside and saw that they had actually staged me it was too funny not to laugh. Ben Cook was in a chair that had been drawn alongside the one by the desk-that one of course for Derwin-and one had been placed just right for me, quite close and facing them and the light.
'Amused, huh,' the husky man grunted. Derwin waited till he was back in his chair to inform me. 'This is the chief of police.'
I was pretending to blink at the light. 'Don't tell me,' I said. 'Do you think Ben Cook's reputation stops at Bronx Park?'
Derwin went stern on me. Lord, it was funny. He even went so far as to shake a finger at me. 'Goodwin, I've been pretty busy for half an hour, and now I'm ready to tell you what comes next. You'll tell us what you know, if anything, while we're waiting for Wolfe. What reason have you-'
I hated to interrupt the show, but I couldn't help it. It was involuntary. 'Waiting for Wolfe? Here?'
'Certainly, here. If he knows what's good for him, and I think I made that plain on the telephone.'
I didn't laugh. I just said, 'Listen, Mr. Derwin. This is one of your bad days. You never had a chance at so many rotten bets in your life. Nero Wolfe is about as apt to come here as I am to tell you who killed Barstow.'
'Yeah?' It was Ben Cook. 'You'll tell us plenty. Plenty.'
'Maybe. But I won't tell you who killed Barstow, because I don't know. Now if you want to ask about roads, for instance-'
'Cut it out.' Derwin got sterner. 'Goodwin, you have made a most startling accusation in a most sensational manner. I won't pretend that I have a lot of questions ready for you, because I obviously have nothing to base them on. I have just one question, and I want a prompt and complete answer. For what reason and for what purpose did your employer send you here today?'
I sighed and looked solemn. 'I've told you, Mr. Derwin, to get a bet down.'
'Come on, act as if you had some sense. You can't get away with that, you know damn well you can't. Come on. Let's hear it.'
Ben Cook said, 'Don't try to be bright. You'd be surprised how we treat bright boys up here sometimes.'
I could have kept it going all night, I suppose, if I had wanted to, but time was passing and they gave me a pain. I said, 'Listen a minute, gentlemen. Of course you're peeved and that's too bad, but I can't help it. Let's say I tell you to go to hell and get up and walk out, what are you going to do-? Yes, Chief, I know it's only a short distance to the station, but I'm not going that way. Honest, you're acting like a pair of dumb flatfeet. I'm surprised at you, Mr. Derwin. Nero Wolfe offers to let you in right at the beginning of a big thing, and the first thing you do is spill it to Ben Cook and the next is to drive me to take it away from both of you and toss it to the wolves. You can't touch me, don't be silly. Nero Wolfe would love a suit for false arrest, and I never go to police stations except to visit friends unless you can show me a warrant, and think how funny it would be after the reporters got my story and then the proof followed of Barstow's murder. As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to get a little bit sore and I've got half a mind to demand that check back and walk out on you. Get this: I'll tell you exactly nothing. You understand that maybe? Now you can give me that check or talk sense yourself.'
Derwin sat with his arms folded and looked at me without making any effort to open his mouth. Ben Cook said, 'So you've come out to the country to show the hayseeds how it's done. Sonny, I'm plenty big enough to take you to the station with nothing at all but the inclination. That's all I need.'
'You can afford to be breezy,' I told him. 'Derwin has handed you a firecracker that he might have to set off himself, and you know it.' I turned to Derwin. 'Who did you telephone to in New York? Headquarters?'
'No. The District Attorney.'
'Did you get him?'
Derwin unfolded his arms, pulled himself back in his chair and looked at me helplessly. 'I got Morley.'
I nodded. 'Dick Morley. What did he tell you?'
He told me that if Nero Wolfe was offering to bet ten thousand dollars on anything whatever he would appreciate it if I'd take him on for another thousand, only he would give me ten to one.'
I was too sore to grin. I said, 'And still you invite me in here to tea instead of getting a spade and beating it to Agawalk Cemetery. I repeat that I'll tell you nothing and Wolfe will tell you nothing, but if ever you had a sure thing to go on it's right now. The next thing to do is to give me back that check, and then what?'
Derwin let out a sigh and cleared his throat, but he had to clear it again. 'Goodwin,' he said, 'I'll be
