'Dear me.' Dr. Bradford was swearing. 'Your indignation is eloquent and picturesque, but it demonstrates nothing but indignation.' He looked at his watch. 'I don't need to tell you, Mr. Goodwin, that I'm tremendously interested. And while I shall continue to regard the vocation of raking scandal out of graveyards as an especially vile method of making a living, I shall certainly be vastly grateful to you and Nero Wolfe if the general statement you have made can be substantiated. Can you return here at half-past six?'
I shook my head. 'I'm just a messenger. Nero Wolfe dines at seven o'clock. He lives on West Thirty- fifth Street. He invites you to dine with him this evening. Will you?'
'No. Certainly not.'
'All right. That's all.' I was fed up with the old pillar, moss and all. 'If you get a rash from your curiosity itching don't blame us. We don't really need anything you're likely to have, we just like to clean up as we go along. My three minutes are up.'
I turned to go. I didn't hurry, but I got to the door with my hand on the knob.
'Mr. Goodwin.'
I kept my hand on the knob and looked around at him.
'I accept Mr. Wolfe's invitation. I shall be there at seven.'
I said, 'Okay, I'll give the girl the address,' and went on out.
CHAPTER 12
I've sometimes wondered how many people there were in New York from whom Nero Wolfe could have borrowed money. I suppose more than a thousand. I made it a severe test to narrow it down. Of course there were more than that who felt grateful to him, and as many more who had reason to hate him, but there's a special kind of attitude a man has to have toward you before you can bump him for a loan and get something more substantial than a frown and a stammer for your trouble; a mixture of trust and goodwill, and gratitude without any feeling of obligation to make it unpleasant. At least a thousand. Not that Wolfe ever took advantage of it. I remember a couple of years ago we were really hard up for cash for a while, and I made a suggestion regarding a multimillionaire who didn't owe Wolfe much more than his life. Wolfe wouldn't consider it. 'No, Archie, nature has arranged that when you overcome a given inertia the resulting momentum is proportionate. If I were to begin borrowing money I would end by devising means of persuading the Secretary of the Treasury to lend me the gold reserve.' I told him that as things stood we could use it and more too, but he wasn't listening.
After that Wednesday evening dinner I could have added Dr. Nathaniel Bradford to the thousand. Wolfe got him completely, as he always got everyone when he cared to take the trouble. Between six and seven, before Bradford arrived, I had made a condensed report of the events of the day, and at the dinner table I had seen at once that Wolfe agreed with me in erasing Bradford right off the slate. He was easy and informal, and to my practiced eye he always kept on a formal basis with a man as long as there was a chance in his mind that the man was headed for the frying-pan at Sing Sing or a cell at Auburn, with Wolfe furnishing the ticket.
At dinner they discussed rock gardens and economics and Tammany Hall. Wolfe drank three bottles of beer and Bradford a bottle of wine; I stuck to milk, but I had had a shot of rye upstairs. I had told Wolfe of Bradford's observation about a vile vocation and threw in my opinion of him. Wolfe had said, 'Detach yourself, Archie, personal resentment of a general statement is a barbarous remnant of a fetish-superstition.' I had said, 'That's just another of your flossy remarks that don't mean anything.' He had said, 'No. I abhor meaningless remarks. If a man constructs a dummy, clothes and paints it in exact outward resemblance of yourself, and proceeds to strike it in the face, does your nose bleed?' I had said, 'No, but his will before I get through with him.' Wolfe had sighed into my grin, 'At least you see that my remark was not meaningless.'
In the office after dinner Wolfe said to Bradford that there were things he wanted to ask him but that he would begin by telling him. He gave him the whole story: Maffei, the clipped newspaper, the question about the golf club that stopped Anna Fiore, the game with Anderson, the letter Anna got with a hundred bucks. He told it straight and complete, and then said, 'There, Doctor. I asked you for no pledge beforehand, but I now request you to keep everything I have said in confidence. I ask this in my own interest. I wish to earn fifty thousand dollars.'
Bradford had got mellow. He was still trying to make Wolfe out, but he was no longer nursing any hurtful notions, and the wine was making him suspect Wolfe of being an old friend. He said, 'It's a remarkable story. Remarkable. I shall mention it to no one of course, and I appreciate your confidence. I can't say that I have digested all the implications, but I can see that your disclosure of the truth regarding Barstow was a necessary part of the effort to find the murderer of the man Maffei. And I can see that you have relieved Sarah and Larry Barstow of an intolerable burden of fear, and myself of a responsibility that was becoming more than I had bargained for. I am grateful, believe me.'
Wolfe nodded. 'There are subtleties, certainly. Naturally some of them escape you. All that we have actually proven is that of you four-Mrs. Barstow, her son and daughter, and yourself-none of you killed Carlo Maffei, and that the fatal driver was not in the golf bag on April ninth. It is still possible that any one of you, or all of you in conspiracy, killed Barstow. That theory would only require a colleague to dispose of Maffei.'
Bradford, suddenly a little less mellow, stared. But the stare soon disappeared and he was easy again. 'Rot. You don't believe that.' Then he stared again. 'But as a matter of fact, why don't you?'
'We'll come to that. First let me ask, do you think my frankness has earned a similar frankness from you?'
'I do.'
'Then tell me, for example, when and how Mrs. Barstow previously made an attempt on her husband's life.'
It was funny to watch Bradford. He was startled, then he went stiff and quiet, then he realized he was giving it away and tried to dress up his face in natural astonishment. After all that he said, 'What do you mean? That's ridiculous!'
Wolfe wiggled a finger at him. 'Easy, Doctor. I beg you, do not suspect me of low cunning. I am merely seeking facts to fit my conclusions. I see I had better first tell you why I have dismissed from my mind the possibility of your guilt or that of the Barstows. I cannot feel such a guilt. That is all. Of course I can rationalize my feeling, or lack of it. Consider the requirements: a wife or son or daughter who plans the murder of the father with great deliberation, shrewdness and patience. The lengthy and intricate preparation of the tool. If the wife or
