'Oh, yeah?' He sneered at me with his mouth open, showing his gilded incisors.
'You wouldn't string a guy, would you, mister? By God, I'll tell the goddam world you wouldn't. Who was I talking to a i while ago on the goddam telephone?'
I grinned. 'That was me. Listen here a minute. I can see you're tough. Do you want a good job?'
'Yeah. That's why I've got one. If you'd just move your goddam carcass away from my table…'
'All right, I will. Go on and eat your soup, and don't try to scare me with your bad manners. I might decide to remove your right ear and put it where the left one is, and hang the left one on your belt • for a spare. Go on and eat.' I He dropped his spoon in the soup-bowl and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. 'What the hell do you want, anyway?'
'Well,' I said, 'I was having tea with my friend, Inspector Cramer, this | afternoon, and he was telling me how ^^ much he enjoyed his talk with you last ^H night, and I thought I'd like to meet you.
That's one story. Then another story might be that a certain guy whose name I needn't mention has got the idea that you're selling him out, and I'm supposed to find out, and I thought the quickest way was to ask you. How many people are you working for?'
'Of all the goddam curiosity!' He sucked something from between his teeth with his tongue. 'Last night the goddam Inspector, and now you. Hell, my soup's getting cold.'
He got up from his chair and picked up the bowl and carried it ten feet to the table at the end. Then he came back for the bread and butter and glass of water and took them. I waited till he was through moving, then I got up and went to the end table and sat down across from him. I was sore because my nifty opening had gone wild. The counterman and the customers were watching us, but only to Pass the time. I reached in my pocket and got out my roll and peeled off a pair of twenties, xi 'Look here,' I said, 'I could spot you in a day or two, but it would cost both money and time, and I'd just as soon you'd get it. Here's forty bucks. Half now if you tell me who's paying you, and the other half as soon as I check it. I'll find out, anyhow, this'll just save time.'
I'll be damned if he didn't get up and pick up his soup again and start back for the first table. A couple of the customers began to laugh, and the counterman called out, 'Hey, let the guy eat his soup, maybe he just don't like you.' I felt myself getting sore enough to push in somebody's nose, but I knew there was no profit in that, so I swallowed it and put on a grin. I picked up the runt's bread and butter and water and took it down and set it in front of him. Then I went and tossed a dime on the counter and said, 'Give him some hot soup and put poison in it.' Then I left.
I walked the block back to the roadster, not in a hurry. Fred Durkin was in the cigar store as I passed by. I had a notion to see him and tell him to keep an eye on his friend Pinkie and maybe catch him on a phone call or something, but knowing how his mind worked I thought it would be better to let it stay on his main job. I got in the roadster and headed uptown.
I couldn't figure the runt at all. Was it possible that a dick that looked like that was as honest as that? Who was paying him enough to make him look at forty dollars like it was soap wrappers? Who was so particular about its not being known that he was having Paul Chapin tailed?
The inspector's idea didn't seem to me to make sense, even if Leopold Elkus had helped out that day with Dreyer's highball. Why would he put a shadow on Chapin? Of course it was possible, but my practice was to let the brain off easy on an idea until it got a little better than possible. If it wasn't Elkus, who was it? It might have been any one of the bunch who was too scared for Wolfe's memorandum to quiet him down and thought he needed his own reports of the cripple's activities, but in that case why all the mystery? Driving uptown, I went over the list in my mind, without any results.
I put the roadster in the garage and walked home. It was nearly dinner time when I got there. Wolfe was in the office, at his desk. He was doing something. His beer tray had been pushed to one side, and he was leaning over a piece of paper, inspecting it with a magnifying glass, with the strong light turned on. He looked up to nod at me, and then resumed. There was a little pile of similar papers under a weight. The typewriting on the paper began, Ye should have killed me, watched the last mean sigh. It was the first warning.
Pretty soon he looked up again, and blinked. He put the magnifying glass on the table. I asked, 'These are FarrelPs samples?'
'Yes. Mr.^Farrell brought them ten minutes ago. He decided to get a specimen from each machine in Mr. Oglethorpe's office. I have examined two, and discarded them – those marked with red pencil.' He sighed. 'You know, Archie, it is remarkable how the shortening of the days at this time of year, the early darkness, seems to lengthen the period between luncheon and dinner. I suppose I have made that comment before.'
'Not very often, sir. Not more than nce or twice a day.' r 'Indeed. It deserves more. You haven't washed.'
'No, sir.'
'There are two pheasants which should not be kept waiting.'
I went upstairs.
After dinner we worked together at Farr ell's samples; there were sixteen of them. He wasn^t so good at the typewriter; he had exed out a good deal, but for our purpose that didn't matter. I brought a glass down from the plant-rooms and Wolfe went on with his. It didn't matter which of the originals we used, so long as it wasn't one of the carbons, since it had been definitely determined that they had all been written on the same machine. We did a thorough job of it, not finally eliminating one until we had both examined it. Wolfe loved that kind of work, every minute of it; when he had gone through a sample and made sure that the a wasn't off the line and the n wasn't cockeyed, he grunted with satisfaction.
I liked it only when it got results. As |We neared the bottom of the pile with ^the red pencil unanimous, I wasn't getting any gayer.
Around ten o9 clock I got up and handed the last one across to him, and then went to the kitchen and got a pitcher of milk.
Fritz, sitting there reading the French paper, giggled at me: 'You drink milk looking like that, you curdle it.' I stuck my tongue out at him and went back to the office. Wolfe had fastened the sheets together with a clip and was putting the originals back in the envelope.
