'I don't know.'
Wolfe uncapped a bottle of beer and poured. 'Anyway,' he declared, 'that will have to wait. Confound it, everything will have to wait!' He drank until the glass was empty. 'Mr Cramer, you have been hanging around here since two o'clock. You have shown admirable patience and restraint-for instance, regarding Archie's presence at the Maidstone Building-and of course I know why. You want something and you think you can get it here and nowhere else. I tell you frankly, it isn't here. I don't suppose you contemplate spending the night in my house…'
I didn't hear the rest of the build-up for sending the inspector out into the night, because the door- bell rang and I went to answer it. Usually I performed that service anyway from six to eight, when Fritz was busy getting dinner, and on this occasion, considering the goose I had left in Wolfe's room, I had a special interest in the possibility of invading hordes. But what I found on the stoop wasn't a horde at all, but merely a youth in a snappy uniform with a little flat package he wanted to deliver to Nero Wolfe. I put out a hand for it, but he said he had instructions to put it into the hands of Nero Wolfe and no one else's. So I took him to the office. He marched across to the desk like a West Point cadet ready for his commission, stood with his heels together and asked politely:
'Mr Nero Wolfe?'
'Yes, sir.'
'From Seven Seas Radio. Sign here, please. The bill, sir. Twenty-six dollars, please.'
Wolfe, reaching for his pen, told me to fork over the dough. I did so. The youth uttered thanks, stowed away the cash and the receipt, and preceded me to the hall. I let him out and put the chain on, and went back in.
Wolfe was undoing the package, and Cramer was standing across from him, right against the desk, looking down at it. It certainly was an exhibition of bad manners. Wolfe said:
'You make me nervous, Mr Cramer. Sit down.'
'I'm all right.'
'But I'm not. Take a chair.'
Cramer grunted, backed into the chair I had ready and lowered himself. Wolfe got the wrapping paper opened up and helped himself to an exclusive look at what was inside. Then he gave a little grunt, folded the paper over it again, and handed it to me.
'Put it in the safe, Archie.'
I did so, closed the door and spun the knob, and returned to my chair.
Wolfe heaved a deep sigh and then muttered irritably, 'That was the break we were waiting for, Mr Cramer.'
The inspector growled, 'The break?'
Wolfe nodded. 'A minute ago I said that what you want wasn't here. It is now.'
Chapter Eighteen
Cramer, slowly and carefully as if he wanted to be sure of not sitting on an egg, got more comfortable in his chair, resting his back, and lifted a forefinger to rub the side of his nose. Wolfe also was leaning back. His eyes were closed, and his lips began to work in and out. In the silence, the dick in the corner suddenly coughed and I glared at him.
'Hell,' Cramer said mildly, 'I'm in no hurry.'
Apparently everyone took him at his word, for the silence continued for another three minutes, and then Wolfe said without opening his eyes:
'Of your two assumptions, Mr Cramer, the first at least is correct. I doubt if you could get what I've got. Or, considering the attitude of your official superiors, if you did get it I doubt if you'd be able to use it.'
'You'll get no argument from me on that,' the inspector asserted. 'What have I been saying? And while I know you can handle your affairs without the help of any gratitude from me, still and all-'
'I know. You're being tactful and adroit. You're dripping honey. Pfui. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you what you want, on condition that you agree without reservation to let me do it my way, without interference or protest.'
'Well.' Cramer regarded him with narrowed eyes, but it was one-sided, because Wolfe's eyes were still shut. 'That's sort of vague. That you'll give me what I want. Who decides what I want?'
'Nonsense. I'm not quibbling. You want the identity of the murderer and the motive. I'll give you those.'
'Any evidence?'
'Enough to satisfy you. And some of it I don't think you'll ever get unless you get it here and soon.'
'Is it that thing in the safe?'
'Oh, no, you could get that yourself in about twenty-four hours. It took me twenty-five. I'll have to pry off a lid to get the evidence I'm speaking of.'
