probably send someone to cover the rear. When that bird turns his back to go in the house give him a kick in the ass.'
I waved at him, 'Good night, sergeant,' pushed the button three shorts, took my key from my pocket, unlocked the door, and went in. If that tenor had tickled me I'd have pulled his nose. I slid the bolt in place. Fritz was standing in the middle of the hall with my automatic in his hand. I said, 'Watch out, that thing's loaded.'
He was serious. 'I know it is, Archie. I thought possibly you might need it.'
'No, thanks. I bit their jugulars. It's a trick.'
Fritz giggled and handed me the gun, and went to the kitchen. I strolled into the office. Clara Fox was gone, and I was reflecting that she might be looking at herself in the mirror with my silk pajamas on. I had tried them on once, but had never worn them. I had no more than got inside the office when the doorbell rang. As I returned to the entrance and opened the door, leaving the bolt and chain on, I wondered if it was the tenor calling me back to get my kick. But this time it was Saul Panzer. He stooc? there and let me see him. I asked him through the crack, 'Did you find her?'
'No. I lost her. Lost the trail.'
'You're a swell bird dog.'
I opened up and let him in, and took him to the office. Wolfe was leaning back in his chair with his eyes closed. The tray had been moved back to its usual position, and there was a glass on it with fresh foam sticking to the sides, and two bottles. He was celebrating the hot number he was putting on.
I said, 'Here's Saul.'
'Good.' The eyes stayed shut. 'All right, Saul?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Of course. Satisfactory. Can you sleep here?'
'Yes, sir. I stopped by and got a toothbrush.'
'Indeed. Satisfactory. The north room, Archie, above yours. Tell Fred he is expected at eight in the morning, and send him home. If you are hungry, Saul, go to the kitchen; if not, take a book to the front room. There will be instructions shortly.'
I went to the kitchen and pried Fred Durkin out of his chair and escorted him to the hall and let him out, having warned him not to stumble over any foreign objects that might be found on the stoop. But the dick had left the stoop and was propped against a fire plug down at the curb. He jerked himself up to take a stare at Fred, and I was hoping he'd be dumb enough to suspect it was Clara Fox with pants on, but that was really too much to expect. I barricaded again and returned to the office.
Saul had gone to the front room to curl up with a book. Wolfe stayed put behind his desk. I went to the kitchen and negotiated for a glass of milk, and then went back and got into my own swivel and started sipping. When a couple of minutes passed without any sign from Wolfe, I said indifferently, 'That commotion in the hall a while ago was the Mayor and the Police Commissioner calling to give you the freedom of the city prison. I cut their throats and put them in the garbage can.'
'One moment, Archie. Be quiet.'
'Okay. I'll gargle my milk. It'll probably be my last chance for that innocent amusement before they toss us in the hoosegow. I remember you told me once that there is no moment in any man's life too empty to be dramatized. You seem to think that's an excuse for filling life up with-'
'Confound you.' Wolfe sighed, and I saw his eyelids flicker. 'Very well. Who was it in the hall?'
'Two city detectives, one a sergeant no less, with a warrant for the arrest of Clara Fox sworn to by Ramsey Muir. They tried to take us by storm, and I repulsed them single-handed and single-footed. Satisfactory?'
Wolfe shuddered. 'I grant there are times when there is no leisure for finesse. Are they camping?'
'One's out there on a fire plug. The sergeant went to telephone. They're going to cover the back. It's a good thing Walsh and Hilda Lindquist got away. I don't suppose-'
The phone rang. I circled on the swivel and put down my milk and took it. 'Hello, this is the office of Nero Wolfe.' Someone asked me to wait. Then someone else: 'Hello, Wolfe? Inspector Cramer.'
I asked him to hold it and turned to Wolfe. 'Cramer. Up at all hours of the night.'
As Wolfe reached for the phone on his desk he tipped me a nod, and 1 kept my receiver and reached for a pencil and notebook.
Cramer was snappy and crisp, also he was surprised and his feelings were hurt. He had a sad tale. It seemed that Sergeant Heath, one of the best men in his division, in pursuance of his duty to make a lawful arrest, had attempted to call at the office of Nero Wolfe for a consultation and had been denied admittance. In fact, he had been forcibly ejected. What kind of co-operation was that?
Wolfe was surprised too, at this protest. At the time that his assistant, Mr. Goodwin, had hurled the intruders into the street single-handed, he had not known they were city employees; and when that fact was disclosed, their actions bad already rendered their friendly intentions open to doubt. Wolfe was sorry if there had been a misunderstanding.
Cramer grunted. 'Okay. There's no use trying to be slick about it. What's it going to get you, playing for time? I want that girl, and the sooner the better.'
'Indeed.' Wolfe was doing slow motion. 'You want a girl?'
'You know I do. Goodwin saw the warrant.'
'Yes, he told roe he saw a warrant. Larceny, he said it was. But isn't this unusual, Mr. Cramer? Here it is nearly midnight, and you, an inspector, in a vindictive frenzy over a larceny-'
