to the sidewalk.
I was getting low on prospects. Back at the Park Avenue address, where the hallman and I were by now on intimate terms, he informed me that Mrs. Horne had come in, and he had told her that Mr. Goodwin had called several times and would return, and she had said to send me up.
At Apartment D on the twelfth floor I was admitted by a maid, properly outfitted, who showed me to a living room where a slice of Karnow’s money had been used with no great taste but a keen eye to comfort. I sat down, and almost at once got up again when Ann Horne entered. She met me and let me have a hand.
“We’ll have to hurry,” she said. “My husband may be home any minute. What do you do first, rubber hose?”
She was wearing a nice simple blue dress that either was silk or wanted to be, and had renovated her make-up since coming in from the street.
“Not here,” I told her. “Get the stole. I’m taking you to a dungeon.”
She flowed onto a couch. “Sit down and describe it to me. Rats, I hope?”
“No, we can’t get rats to stay. Bad air.” I sat. “As a matter of fact, I’ve decided the physical approach wouldn’t work with you, and we’re going after you mentally. That’s Mr. Wolfe’s department, and he never leaves the house, so I’ve come to take you down there. You can leave word for your husband, and he can join us.”
“That doesn’t appeal to me at all. Mentally I’m a wreck already. What’s the matter, are you afraid I can’t take it?”
“On the contrary, I’m afraid I can’t give it. Nature went to a lot of trouble with you, and I’d hate to spoil it. You’d enjoy a session with Nero Wolfe. He’s afraid of women anyhow, and you’d scare him stiff.”
She pulled a routine that I approved of. Knowing that if she took a cigarette I’d have to get up to light it, she first picked up a lighter and flicked it on, and then reached to a box for the cigarette. A darned good idea.
“What’s the score?” she asked, after inhaling and letting it out.
I told her. “Paul Aubry is charged with murder. Mr. Wolfe can earn a big fee only by clearing him. Mr. Wolfe has never let a big fee get away. So Aubry will be cleared. We’ll be glad to let you share the glory, though not the fee. Get the stole, and let’s go.”
“You’re irresistible,” she said admiringly. “It’s too bad about Paul.”
“Not at all. When he gets out he can marry his wife.”
“
“I wrote them.”
“Then of course you remember this one:
“Needles and pins,
Needles and pins,
When a man murders
His trouble begins.”
“Sure, that’s one of my favorites. Only Aubry didn’t murder.”
She nodded. “That’s your line, of course, and you’re stuck with it.” She reached to crush her cigarette in a tray, then suddenly turned to me with her eyes flashing. “All this poppycock! All this twaddle about life being sacred! For everybody there’s just one life that’s sacred, and everybody knows it! Mine!” She spread her hand on her breast. “Mine! And Sidney’s was sacred to him, but he’s dead. So it’s too bad about Paul.”
“If you feel that way about it you ought to be ready to give him a lift.”
“I might be if I had anything to lift with.”
“Maybe I can furnish something. Last Friday you were at a conference at Jim Beebe’s office. Aubry put one of his business cards on Beebe’s desk. Why did you pick up that card, and what did you do with it?”
She stared at me a moment. Then she shook her head. “You’ll have to get out the rubber hose, or pliers to pull out my nails. Even then I may hold out.”
“Didn’t you pick up the card?”
“I did not.”
“Then who did?”
“I have no idea-if there was a card.”
“You don’t remember Aubry putting it on the desk? Or seeing it there?”
“No. But this begins to sound like something. You sound as if you’re really detecting. Are you?”
I nodded. “This is called the double sly squeeze. First I get you to deny you touched the card, which I have done. Then I display one of Aubry’s cards in a cellophane envelope, tell you it has fingerprints on it which I suspect are yours, and dare you to let me take your prints so I can check. You’re afraid to refuse-”
“Come and show me how you take my prints. I’ve never had it done.”
