were to stage it. He went to the desk and sat, poured himself a drink, and put the bottle down. I went to the desk too, but not to sit. I had taken the precaution of removing the cartridges from my gun, but even so a glance at it wouldn't hurt any. I pulled the drawer open and was relieved to see that it was still there. I shut the drawer.
'I'll go get them,' I offered.
'I said don't rush me,' Koven protested, but no longer gloomy.
Thinking that two more drinks would surely do it, I moved to a chair. But I didn't sit. Something wasn't right, and it came to me what it was: I had placed the gun with the muzzle pointing to the right, and it wasn't that way now. I returned to the desk, took the gun out, and gave it a look.
It was a Marley .32 all right, but not mine.
3 put my eye on Koven. The gun was in my left hand, and my right hand was a fist. If I had hit him that first second, which I nearly did, mad as I was, I would have cracked some knuckles.
'What's the matter?' he demanded.
My eyes were on him and through him. I kept them there for five pulse beats. It wasn't possible, I decided, that he was that good. Nobody could be.
I backed up a pace. 'We've found your gun.'
He gawked at me. 'What?'
I broke it, saw that the cylinder was empty, and held it out. 'Take a look.'
He took it. 'It looks the same--no, it doesn't.'
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4 'I don't know. It looks like it. But how in the name of lod--'
I reached and took it from him. 'How do you think?' I was
damn mad I nearly stuttered. 'Someone with hands took Inline out and put yours in. It could have been you. Was it?'
'No. Me?' Suddenly he got indignant. 'How the hell 'could it have been me when I didn't know where mine was?'
'You said you didn't. I ought to stretch you out and tamp you down. Keeping me here the whole goddam day, and now this! If you ever talk straight and to the point, now is the time. Did you touch my gun?'
'No. But you're-'
'Do you know who did?'
'No. But you're-'
'Shut up!' I went around the desk to the phone, lifted it, and dialed. At that hour Wolfe would be up in the plant rooms for his afternoon shift with the orchids, where he was not to be disturbed except in emergency, but this was one. When Fritz answered I asked him to buzz the extension, and in a moment I had Wolfe.
'Yes, Archie?' Naturally he was peevish.
'Sorry to bother you, but. I'm at Koven's. I put my gun in his desk, and we were all set for his stunt, but he kept putting it off until now. His will power sticks and has to be primed with alcohol. I roamed around. We just came in here where his desk is, and I opened the drawer for a look. Someone has taken my gun and substituted his--his that was stolen, you know? It's back where it belongs, but mine is gone.'
'You shouldn't have left it there.'
'Okay, you can have that, and you sure will, but I need instructions for now. Three choices: I can call a cop, or I can bring the whole bunch down there to you, don't think I can't the way I feel, or I can handle it myself. Which?'
'Confound it, not the police. They would enjoy it too much. And why bring them here? The gun's there, not here.'
'Then that leaves me. I go ahead?'
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'Certainly?with due discretion. It's a prank.' He chuckled. 'I would like to see your face. Try to get home for dinner.' He hung up.
'My God, don't call a cop!' Koven protested.
'I don't intend to,' I said grimly. I slipped his gun into my armpit holster. 'Not if I can help it. It depends partly on you. You stay put, right here. I'm going down and get them. Your wife's asleep in the bedroom. If I find when I get back that you've gone and started chatting with her I'll either slap you down with your own gun or phone the police, I don't know which, maybe both. Stay put.'
'This is my house, Goodwin, and?'
'Goddam it, don't you know a raving maniac when you see one?' I tapped my chest with a forefinger. 'Me. When I'm as sore as I am now the safest thing would be for you to call a cop. I want my gun.'
As I made for the door he was reaching for the bottle. By the time I got down to the ground floor I had myself well enough in hand to speak to them without betraying any special urgency, telling them that Koven was ready for them upstairs, for the conference. I found Pat Lowell still at the desk in the room in front and Hildebrand and Jordan still at their drawing tables in the workroom. I even replied appropriately when Pat Lowell asked how I had made out with the coconut. As Hildebrand and Jordan left their tables and turned off their radios I had a keener
