Shapes of Clay

  Blinking wonderfully wise,
    With our great round eyes—
  Sitting singly in the gloaming and no longer two and two,
  As unwilling to be wedded as unpracticed how to woo;
    With regard to being mated,
    Asking still with aggravated
  Ungrammatical acerbity: 'To who? To who?'

TO A CENSOR.

  'The delay granted by the weakness and good nature of our judges is responsible for half the murders.'

Daily Newspaper.

  Delay responsible? Why, then; my friend,
  Impeach Delay and you will make an end.
  Thrust vile Delay in jail and let it rot
  For doing all the things that it should not.
  Put not good-natured judges under bond,
  But make Delay in damages respond.
  Minos, Aeacus, Rhadamanthus, rolled
  Into one pitiless, unsmiling scold—
  Unsparing censor, be your thongs uncurled
  To 'lash the rascals naked through the world.'
  The rascals? Nay, Rascality's the thing
  Above whose back your knotted scourges sing.
  Your satire, truly, like a razor keen,
  'Wounds with a touch that's neither felt nor seen;'
  For naught that you assail with falchion free
  Has either nerves to feel or eyes to see.
  Against abstractions evermore you charge
  You hack no helmet and you need no targe.
  That wickedness is wrong and sin a vice,
  That wrong's not right and foulness never nice,
  Fearless affirm. All consequences dare:
  Smite the offense and the offender spare.
  When Ananias and Sapphira lied
  Falsehood, had you been there, had surely died.
  When money-changers in the Temple sat,
  At money-changing you'd have whirled the 'cat'
  (That John-the-Baptist of the modern pen)
  And all the brokers would have cried amen!
  Good friend, if any judge deserve your blame
  Have you no courage, or has he no name?
  Upon his method will you wreak your wrath,
  Himself all unmolested in his path?
  Fall to! fall to!—your club no longer draw
  To beat the air or flail a man of straw.
  Scorn to do justice like the Saxon thrall
  Who cuffed the offender's shadow on a wall.
  Let rascals in the flesh attest your zeal—
  Knocked on the mazzard or tripped up at heel!
  We know that judges are corrupt. We know
  That crimes are lively and that laws are slow.
  We know that lawyers lie and doctors slay;
  That priests and preachers are but birds of pray;
  That merchants cheat and journalists for gold
  Flatter the vicious while at vice they scold.
  'Tis all familiar as the simple lore
  That two policemen and two thieves make four.
  But since, while some are wicked, some are good,
  (As trees may differ though they all are wood)
  Names, here and there, to show whose head is hit,
  The bad would sentence and the good acquit.
  In sparing everybody none you spare:
  Rebukes most personal are least unfair.
  To fire at random if you still prefer,
  And swear at Dog but never kick a cur,
  Permit me yet one ultimate appeal
  To something that you understand and feel:
  Let thrift and vanity your heart persuade—
  You might be read if you would learn your trade.
  Good brother cynics (you have doubtless guessed
  Not one of you but all are here addressed)
  Remember this: the shaft that seeks a heart
  Draws all eyes after it; an idle dart
  Shot at some shadow flutters o'er the green,
  Its flight unheeded and its fall unseen.

THE HESITATING VETERAN.

  When I was young and full of faith
    And other fads that youngsters cherish
  A cry rose as of one that saith
    With unction: 'Help me or I perish!'
  'Twas heard in all the land, and men