from my sight. The harrowing tales and the crude soldier's slang were forgotten. I saw the face of the laughing little boy I had adopted years ago, and found what I had come searching for.
As it turned out, Eco and I were gone from Rome for almost a month, and did not return until after the Ides of Februarius. First a snowstorm detained us. Then I fell ill with a cough in my chest. Then, just as I was well enough to travel, Belbo fell ill with the same complaint. While some men might scoff at postponing a trip to coddle a slave, it made no sense to me to go traveling over dangerous back roads with a sick body-guard. Besides, I welcomed the excuse to spend more time with Meto.
On the way back, we happened to cross the Adriatic using the same intrepid boatman and in the same boat as before. I had no trouble getting Eco to pause for a few moments in the temple of Fortune before we set sail. Happily for our crossing, the sky was clear and the waters were calm.
Back in Rome, Bethesda seemed to be in considerably better spirits than when I had left. Indeed, her attentions to me on the night of my return could have stopped the heart of a weaker man. Once there had been a time when a month's separation was enough to build our appetites for each other to a ravenous pitch; I had thought those days were long gone, but on that night Bethesda managed to make me feel more like a youth of twenty-four than a bearded grandfather of fifty-four. Despite the aches and pains of the previous days' long hours on horseback, I arose the next morning in excellent spirits.
As we ate our breakfast of Egyptian flat bread and millet porridge with raisins, Bethesda caught me up on the latest gossip. I sipped at a cup of heated honeyed wine and listened with only half an ear as she explained that the miserly senator across the way was finally putting a new roof on his house, and that a group of Ethiopian prostitutes appeared to have taken up residence at the home of a rich widower who keeps an apartment up the street. When she turned to affairs down in the Forum, I paid closer attention.
Bethesda had a soft spot for our handsome young neighbor Marcus Caelius, the one whom I had run into on the night before my departure. According to Bethesda, Caelius had just finished prosecuting a case which had set the city abuzz.
'I went down to watch,' she said.
'Really? Th e trial, or the prosecutor?'
'Both, of course. And why not?' She became defensive. 'I know quite a lot about trials and the law, having lived with you so long.'
'Yes, and Marcus Caelius is exceptionally good-looking when he gets himself all wound up with an exciting oration-eyes flashing, veins bulging on his forehead and neck… '
Bethesda seemed about to respond, but thought better of it and stared at me straight-faced.
'A prosecution,' I finally said.
'Against whom?'
'Someone called Bestia.'
'Lucius Calpurnius Bestia?'
She nodded.
'You must be mistaken,' I said, with a mouth full of millet. 'I think not.' Her expression became aloof.
'But Caelius supported old Bestia for the praetorship last fall. They're political allies.' 'Not any longer.'
This was entirely credible, given Caelius's reputation for fickleness, both in love and politics. Even when he was publicly allied with a candidate or cause, one could never be quite sure of his real intentions. 'On what charge did he prosecute Bestia?'
'Electoral bribery.'
'Ha! In the fall he campaigns for Bestia, and in the spring he tries the man for illegal campaigning. Roman politics!' I shook my head.
'Who defended?'
'Your old friend Cicero.'
'Oh, really?'
This added a new wrinkle to the matter. Marcus Caelius had made his entry into public life as Cicero's pupil and protege. Then, during the turmoil of Catilina's revolt, he parted ways with his mentor-or perhaps he only pretended to do so, in order to spy for Cicero. Throughout that tumultuous episode, Caelius's real allegiance remained a mystery, at least to me. Afterward, Caelius left Rome for a year of government service in Africa. On his return he seemed to have left the camp of his old mentor for good, going up against Cicero in court and actually getting the better of the master orator. Later, when the Senate exiled Cicero and his enemies went on a rampage and destroyed Cicero's beautiful house on the Palatine, it was my neighbor Marcus Caelius who came knocking at my door with the news-complaining that the windows of his apartment afforded no view and asking if he could watch the flames from my balcony! The way the lurid glow danced on his handsome face, it was impossible to tell whether Caelius was appalled or amused, or perhaps a little of both.
After much political wrangling, the Senate had recalled Cicero from exile, and he was back in Rome. His house on the Palatine was being rebuilt. And now, according to Bethesda, he had again matched wits in a court of law with his one-time pupil Marcus Caelius.
'Well, don't keep me in suspense,' I said. 'How did the case come
out?'
'Cicero won,' Bethesda said. 'Bestia was acquitted. But Caelius says the jury was bribed and vows that he's going to prosecute Bestia again.'
I laughed. 'Tenacious, isn't he? Having once defeated Cicero in court, I imagine he simply can't stand being bested by his old teacher this time. Or did a single speech not suffice for Caelius to adequately slander Bestia?'
'Oh, for that purpose I think the speech did very well.'
'Full of venom?'
'Dripping with it. In his summation Caelius brought up the death last year of Bestia's wife, and the death of his previous wife before that. He practically accused Bestia of poisoning them.'
'Murdering one's wives can't have much to do with electoral brib-
ery.'
'Perhaps not, but the way Caelius brought it up, it seemed entirely appropriate.'
'Character assassination,' I said, 'is the cornerstone of Roman jurisprudence. The prosecutor uses any means possible to destroy the accused's reputation, to make it seem more likely that he's committed whatever crime he's accused of. It's so much easier than producing actual evidence. Then the defender does the same thing in reverse, accusing the accusers of various abominations to destroy their credibility. Strange, to think that once upon a time I actually had a certain amount of respect and even admiration for advocates. Yes, well, I've heard the rumors that Bestia did his wives in. Both died relatively young, with no preceding illness and without a mark on them, so naturally people say he poisoned them, though even poison usually leaves some evidence.'
'There wouldn't have been much evidence if it was done the way that Marcus Caelius implied,' said Bethesda.
'And how was that?'
She sat back and cocked her head. 'Remember that this was said in a court of law, before a mixed audience of men and women alike, not in a tavern or at one of his orgies. Marcus Caelius is a very brazen young man.' She did not sound wholly disapproving.
'And a brazen orator. Well, out with it. What did he say?'
'According to Caelius, the quickest of all poisons is aconitum.'
I nodded. Many years of investigating the sordid means of murder have given me some familiarity with poisons. 'Aconitum, also called panther's-death, harvested from the scorpion-root plant. Yes, its victims succumb very quickly. But when swallowed in sufficient amount to cause death, there are usually noticeable reactions in the victim and plentiful evidence of foul play.'
'Ah, but according to Caelius, the poison was not swallowed.'
'I don't follow you.'
'According to Caelius, if aconitum touches a woman's genitals, she will die within a day.'
I raised an eyebrow. Even with all my experience of poison, this bit of information was new to me, and I was not sure I believed it. 'What Caelius says is possibly true-though I'm inclined to wonder how anyone could ever have discovered such a curious thing. But then, I suppose there's not much that Marcus Caelius doesn't know about
