The calendars looked less than pleased.
'Whatever you might provide,' Dolours said wearily.
Even as the bureaucrats dispersed, the Lamplighter-Marshal, the Earl of the Baton Imperial of Fayelillian himself, hastened from the doors of the manse. He was a grand-looking old man with long white mustachios, although unfashionable; he wore no wig, rather his own hair kept short as a true lighter's. His mottle-and-harness were simple-quabard over platoon-coat-worn easy and naturally. In a way he looked just like an ordinary lampsman, the most physically capable, shrewd and dangerous ordinary lampsman you might ever meet.Yet there was a barely perceptible atmosphere of weariness about him, a sense of harassment and overwork. He acknowledged the calendars warmly enough, saying through a rueful smile, 'My most sincere apologies to ye, dear, dear Lady Dolours; what a bumbling scrub I must seem. It is unforgivable that I was not here in the first to meet ye.' Mustachios a- bristle, the Marshal flashed a look of veiled wrath at Podious Whympre. 'I would have been more timely, but found myself needlessly summoned to the farthest end of the manse. I have only now been told of yer arrival.'
Nodding an obsequious bow, the Master-of-Clerks tut-tutted. 'Those new clerks are quite useless. Unacceptable, sir, unacceptable. They shall be most particularly reprimanded.'
There was a small silence.
The Lamplighter-Marshal offered his hand to Dolours. 'It's clear ye're unwell, m'dear. Let's withdraw to the quiet of my duty room. I hope its comforts will make amends. How is yer bonny august, the Lady Vey? She sends communication?'
The two turned their backs on the Master-of-Clerks and, without a further word to him, went inside. With a pointed show of proper manners, Podious Whympre bowed to their retreating backs.
As the bureaucrats dispersed, two porters were summoned to carry Pandome to the manse's infirmary. Rossamund had never-thank the Signal Stars! — been required to attend an appointment with the surgeon. Brought by especial request of the Master-of-Clerks, Grotius Swill, according to the common-mess rumor, held staunchly to the surgeon's creed of amputating first and investigating later; of fossicking about far too much in people's innards rather than administering the tried and proved chemical cures of dispensurist or physician. How did the rhyme go? Honorius Ludius Grotius Swill Saws off your limbs, but eschews the pill; For a cough he removes fingers, a sneeze he'll take toes, And fevers will cost you your ears and your nose.
Rossamund shuddered-he would never allow someone to dig about inside him, and could not understand why lahzars and the like would pay to submit themselves to such abominable treatment.
With Threnody walking alongside her injured sister, he led the way through the empty vestibule down the Forward Hall and left through the right angles and long passages that led to the infirmary. They moved through the domain of the bureaucracy of Winstermill, a place that had a reputation as a strange and uncomfortable place for those not of the clerical set, even for experienced lighters. They passed white wooden doors from which would sporadically emerge a secretary, clerk or servant.These would pass in turn with a muttered apology or impatient sneer, to disappear in another white port along the way. Going deeper into the manse, the smoky perfume of the dark, venerable wood of furniture, beam and wainscot soaked the atmosphere. It grew strongest as they entered a large passage known as the Broad Hall. Several doors went at intervals down either side, the spandarions of the local city-states mounted between. The first door on the left was painted a pale lime green.
Through this was the infirmary.
Rossamund stepped up and gave a reluctant tap. An epimelain answered almost instantly, her broad brown skirts and oversized apron filling the entire doorway.The woman's expression exquisitely stated, Yes?What do you want? I have no time for this! without the use of a single word.
Hat in hand, Rossamund bowed. 'This wounded lady needs a physic's mending, miss.'
The epimelain looked over him to the stricken calendar, to the porters, then to Threnody and back to Rossamund. She gave a soft, high 'humph,' turned and sashayed away. This was enough permission for the porters, who immediately went in, shoving Rossamund aside.Threnody followed them without a thank-you. Within was a long hall, well-made beds down either side, pillows arranged identically against the wall with prim regimental exactitude, bed ends forming a squeezy aisle along which the epimelain's skirts brushed and rustled noisily as she hurried between. A few beds were occupied, various ailing souls coughing or sighing in their discomfort, and another woman dressed similarly attended the bedside of one of the ill.
Behind a lectury desk was the person they sought: Honorius Ludius Grotius Swill, the carver of lamplighters, their surgeon. He was short and thin and sported a meticulous mustache and a fixed frown. Dressed immaculately, he sat with a flam-toothed saw in one hand and a hone gripped in the other, sharpening the blade to and fro, careless of the patients about him.
'Your pardon, surgeon.'
With a small start, Surgeon Swill stood and faced the woman. He looked at the group a little confusedly. 'Come, come,' he said, finally fixing his attention on Rossamund, 'let me look you over.'
'Ahh… not me, sir.' Rossamund gestured nervously to the stretcher-borne Pandome. 'Her.'
Surgeon Swill looked to the calendar. 'Very good. Leave her here.'
The porters laid the bier on the closest empty bed and retreated promptly without so much as a good-bye, leaving Rossamund and Threnody with Swill.
Threnody stepped up, chin high. 'I'll have you know, sir, that I have been under the steady knife of the finest transmogrifer in or outside the Empire. Before I submit her to your ill-learned investigations, quacksalver, I would have you understand this: my mother is the Lady Vey, and should you mishandle my sister, your days of lawful practice shall end.'
Rossamund looked at the floor. This was surely not the way to go on if she was seeking to become a prentice-lighter.
The surgeon looked at her coldly. 'Moving about the odd organ is enough for some to claim great talent, but there are subtler things one can do with a knife. My ill learning will be learning enough to set your sister to rights.' He took up a weird-looking monocle, its protruding end a completely opaque black smoothness, and squinted it into his left eye. It was an even stranger instrument than Rossamund had seen Doctor Verhooverhoven wearing at the Harefoot Dig when treating Europe so ill from spasming. It was some kind of obscure biologue, he was sure, designed to make a surgeon's or physician's work more effective.
Threnody stood close and watched suspiciously as Swill bent over the bed and scrutinized the injured, unconscious Pandome, peering pedantically through the monocle at every cut, gouge and contusion. The epimelain hovered, waiting to serve any command. Swill worked in silence but for a periodic 'mm-hm' and the scratching of stylus on paper as he made notes of what he discovered.
Fascinated, Rossamund shuffled forward to get a clearer sight of what the surgeon saw.
Swill straightened and pinned him with a wintry eye. 'Stand back, prentice! It is not necessary for you to see so closely. Indeed, all of you-please give me space to work.'
Threnody bridled. 'Tell me, surgeon, can you mend her?' she asked sternly. 'Or should we wait for Doctor Crispus?'
Swill straightened and, after a pause where he clearly calculated his answer, said sourly, 'I might serve under him, young madam, yet I can tell you I have observed and performed things Doctor Crispus would not credit as possible. What the good doctor has spent a lifetime acquiring, I learned in months. So, to you, dear, I say 'yes' to your first inquiry, and 'no' to your second. This has become intolerable! If you want the best for your sister-in-arms, then I must be allowed to labor in quietude. Do me the service of leaving!'
Spreading his thin arms, Swill went to usher them out of the surgery. To Rossamund's dismay, Threnody was clearly reluctant to depart and made to stand her ground. Swill balked at her stubborn immobility, and only after a foolish, pointless standoff did she allow herself to be guided out to the less gruesome side of the door. It closed with a deliberate thump.
'Do you know much of this Grotius Swill fellow, lamp boy?' Threnody demanded.
'He seems competent enough, miss. I think he is supposed to be under Doctor Crispus' charge,' Rossamund offered helpfully, ignoring the girl's imperious tone. 'I must confess I've never been ill enough to need either his or the doctor's work.'
Threnody looked less than satisfied. 'He did not seem to be under anyone's charge to me. He'd better do right: I made no idle threat in there.'
Rossamund was not in the smallest way impressed. 'I ought to return you to your Lady Dolours,' he said simply.
