some time…’ His brow furrowed in annoyance as the door crashed open and Frost burst in.
‘The bloody canteen’s shut,’ announced Frost, looking round in puzzlement. ‘What’s everyone doing in here?’ Then he spotted Mullett. ‘The briefing meeting! Sorry, Super… I forgot…’
Mullett waited until Frost had found himself a seat right at the back. ‘I was just telling everyone the sad news about Inspector Allen.’
‘Sad news?’ echoed Frost, genuinely misunderstanding. ‘Bloody hell, he’s not coming back, is he?’
When the laughter subsided Mullett gave a tolerant smile. ‘He won’t be back for some time. I was about to explain that, in the meantime, you would be taking over his cases. Our resources are going to be spread very thinly, so I don’t want any wasted effort. We’ve got two people tied up in the Murder Incident Room on this Paula Bartlett case. What’s the current position?’
‘It’s more or less fizzled out,’ said Frost, striking a match down a filing cabinet. ‘I can’t see any progress there until the body turns up.’
‘Good,’ smiled Mullett, ticking off the first item on his pad. ‘Then on the basis of your assessment, Inspector, I’m closing down the Incident Room pro tem. This will release much-needed personnel to more urgent duties.’ He beamed as if that solved everyone’s problems, then frowned as he reached the next item on his list. ‘Another senior citizen burglary, over the weekend, Inspector?’
Frost looked up. ‘That’s right, Super. Old lady living alone. He got away with about?80 in used fivers.’
‘Correct me if I’m wrong, Inspector,’ said Mullett, ‘but this would be the sixteenth such break-in in three weeks, the victims all senior citizens?’
Frost gave a vague shrug. ‘I haven’t been counting, but you’re probably not far out.’
‘I am exactly right,’ snapped Mullett. ‘Sixteen — all senior citizens, most of them robbed of their life savings. What are we doing about it?’
‘What the hell can we do about it?’ replied Frost. ‘He leaves no clues and nobody sees him. It doesn’t give us much to go on.’
‘What does he take?’ asked Gilmore. ‘If it’s jewe1lery have we got all the local fences covered?’
‘Good point!’ agreed Mullett.
‘Of course I’ve got the fences covered,’ replied Frost ‘Even a dim old twat like me thought of that. If anyone tries to sell any of the loot, I’ll be contacted. But he takes very little jewellery. He concentrates on cash — used notes Many of these old people mistrust banks. They keep wads of banknotes in the house. They stick it in the wardrobe or in the middle drawer of the dressing table under the condoms and the leather knickers. They think no- one will find it there — but it’s the first place he looks.’
‘You say there’s been no clues,’ said Mullett. ‘I understand people have spotted a blue van in the vicinity. That should give you something to go on. There can’t be that many blue vans in Denton.’
‘Sixteen burglaries,’ said Frost. ‘In two instances, we found neighbours who claim they saw a van parked in the vicinity late at night. One thought it was a small blue van, another a biggish van, dark-coloured, could have been blue.’
‘But it’s a lead,’ insisted Mullett. ‘Do a check on all blue vans.’
‘Do you know precisely how many blue vans there are in the Denton area alone?’ asked Frost, producing and waving a small notebook.
Mullett flapped a hand. He didn’t want to know, which was a relief to Frost as he had no idea himself, although he was fully prepared to pluck an astronomical figure out of thin air if Mullett called his bluff ‘It doesn’t matter how many there are, Inspector. We’ve got a computer. It can churn out the information in seconds.’
‘But the computer can’t check through it and knock on bloody doors and question people,’ said Frost. ‘That’s what us poor sods would have to do and it could take weeks — months — and still lead nowhere.’
Mullett gave Frost a vinegary smile. ‘It’s easy to be negative, Inspector. I offer suggestions, you offer objections. I’m getting a lot of flak from the press on this one. I want him caught now. That’s your number one priority. We haven’t got many men, but take as many as you like.’ He frowned with annoyance as Sergeant Wells’ hand kept flapping, trying to attract his attention. Not more of the man’s moans, he hoped. ‘Yes, Sergeant?’
‘With respect, sir. It’s all very well saying Mr Frost can have as many men as he likes, but I’ve still got a night shift to run and I’ve hardly any men to do it. This flaming flu epidemic doesn’t seem to have hit the criminal fraternity yet.’
‘I’m well aware of that, thank you, Sergeant, which brings me to my next point. We’re under strength so some things will have to go by the board. We are going to have to turn a blind eye to many of the minor crimes, even…’ and he flashed a paternal beam in Gilmore’s direction, ‘… suicides which look slightly doubtful. We will not go out of our way to look for trouble. I don’t want any arrests for drunkenness, rowdiness, soliciting, illegal parking, loitering — anything minor like that. We just haven’t got the time or the manpower.’ He smiled at Wells. ‘So that should lighten your load quite a bit, Sergeant.’
‘Yes, sir,’ mumbled Wells, doubtfully.
‘Fine,’ said Mullett, closing his notepad and turning to go. Then he remembered one other item. ‘Oh — Inspector Frost. I had a visit from the vicar of All Saints and Councillor Vernon this morning. They are very worried at this current wave of mindless vandalism in the cemetery. There was another incident over the weekend. How are the patrols going?’
‘What patrols?’ asked Frost.
‘The anti-vandalism patrols I asked you to organize. I sent you a memo.’
‘I never got it,’ said Frost hastily. It was probably buried somewhere in his in-tray together with all the other stupid rubbish Mullett kept sending him.
‘And I spoke to you personally about it.’
‘Ah — so you did,’ agreed Frost, vaguely remembering Mullett chuntering something about graveyards, ‘but as you so rightly said, Super, we can’t waste time on these piddling trivialities.’
Mullett gave Frost a pitying shake of the head. Hadn’t the man any common sense? ‘There’s no such thing as a piddling triviality when a member of the town council is involved, Inspector. See to it right away — the vulnerable time seems to be between ten and midnight.’
‘I’ve got no-one to send,’ said Frost.
‘Then attend to it yourself, Inspector. These are difficult times, so we act as a team. We’ve all got to pitch in.’ Mullett looked at his watch and yawned. It had been a long day and it was freezing cold in the Briefing Room. Time for him to get home to bed.
Monday night shift (1)
Rain dripped down the upturned collar of Frost’s mac. ‘How long have we been here?’ he asked peevishly.
Gilmore wriggled his watch free of his sleeve. ‘Five minutes.’
Frost hunched his shoulders against the cold, penetrating drizzle and wound his scarf tighter around his face to blunt the teeth of the wind chewing on his scarred cheek. As he stamped his feet to try and bring some feeling to his frozen toes, his wet socks squelched in his shoes. ‘This is all a bleeding waste of time,’ he muttered, rasping a match on a weather-eroded headstone. The match splintered, then flared to show the moss-blurred inscription:
George Arthur Jenkins
Born and Died
Feb 6th 1865
Suffer the little children to come unto me
‘There’s one poor little sod who never drew his old age pension,’ he muttered moodily, letting the wind extinguish the match.
The sky was black and heavy with rain and the graveyard looked as lonely and as miserable as a graveyard should look at half-past ten on a cold, wet night. They were in the old Victorian section among weather-eroded angels who wept granite tears over the graves of long-dead children, and where overgrown grass straggled over the crumbling headstones and collapsed graves of their long-dead grief-stricken parents. Through the rain, way over on