'Hey, dipshit, we been lookin' all over for you. You're the dummy. I sent you the nine-one-one. We was down here anyway, and you stumble right on in here, nice as can be.' Then the man with the gun suddenly shouted at the man in the safari coat.
'Dom,' he yelled. 'What if, when Arnie leaves the car, we stage Sandra's abduction like this. Lookee here.' Then he opened the door to the Taurus. 'Out,' he growled at Shane. 'We're gonna get in that chopper. You're sitting in the back right side.'
'You're gonna kidnap me in front of all these people?'
'This ain't a kidnapping, it's a rehearsal,' he said. 'You're gonna be Sandra Bullock. Don't fuck with me, pal. You make trouble, I'll clock you and carry you over. It'll look like blocking to these idiots.' Then he pulled Shane out of the car, led him twenty feet to the helicopter at gunpoint, and shoved him into the back. Shane saw that it was Calvin Sheets.
Waiting in the helicopter was another piece of muscle Shane had never seen before. He was holding a gun low, out of sight. Shane settled in, and the man's cold eyes never left him. Calvin looked back down at the director, who shouted, 'Yeah, maybe that could work, Cal. But I gotta deal with this first.'
Calvin shouted back, 'Hunter just called. We'll be back in half an hour, if that's okay.'
'Go ahead,' the director shouted. 'We're an hour away, but we need the chopper back by eleven.'
Calvin waved, climbed into the helicopter, and motioned to the pilot, who revved up the motor.
They lifted up off the pavement, hovered, then veered over the street and climbed away from the movie company.
Shane looked out the window and saw the fully rigged and lit street with the hundred or more movie people who had just witnessed his kidnapping without realizing it. They became miniatures as the chopper rose.
'So this is a Logan Hunter film,' Shane said.
'Huh?' Calvin shouted back over the roar of the chopper. 'Forget it,' Shane said.
Then the helicopter turned north and flew toward the mountains, picking up altitude, leaving the L. A. basin far behind.
Chapter 37
I'm gonna put her down in the Valley of the Moon,' the pilot yelled over the rotor noise. 'I'll call the house; they can meet us there.'
Calvin responded with the okay sign. They were flying low, streaking through the San Bernardino Mountains, following a river-cut canyon about fifty feet off the ground. Occasionally Shane could see the moon shadow of the helicopter against rock outcroppings of the granite cliffs on the west side. Suddenly the helicopter rose and veered right, then flew around a mountain peak.
'Arrowhead Peak!' the pilot yelled at Sheets, pointing at the pinnacle, acting like a tour guide instead of a fucking kidnapper.
They skirted the mountaintop and cleared the east face. Shane could see Lake Arrowhead shimmering off in the distance directly ahead. A few miles closer was a smaller body of water five or six miles west of Arrowhead, which Shane remembered was Lake Gregory.
The helicopter streaked low, skirting the shore of Lake Gregory, until finally they were hovering over the appropriately named Valley of the Moon… no trees, no rocks, just acres of brown dirt.
The helicopter engine picked up rpms as it hovered. Out of the window below, Shane could see a late-model Land Rover streaking along a dry riverbed, its headlight beams bouncing against the ground. The pilot pointed to the black four-wheel drive racing toward them, and Sheets nodded.
They found a flat spot in the center of the riverbed, and the pilot lowered the chopper until it was just a few feet above the ground. The black Land Rover came to a stop a few hundred feet away. Dirt flew out in every direction, sandblasting the shiny new vehicle, pitting its ebony surface. Then the helicopter touched down its skids. The pilot didn't kill the engine; the turbine whined and the rotor flashed overhead as Sheets and the man sitting opposite Shane opened the door.
'Out!' Sheets commanded. Shane looked out of the helicopter at the desolate terrain, wondering if he was going to get a seat in the Land Rover or become an eternal resident of the Valley of the Moon.
Before he could protest, he felt cold steel on the back of his head as Sheets pushed the weapon against his skull. Shane didn't move.
'Just gimme a reason, and I'll put one through your wet wear.'
'This hard-ass routine you got ain't working, Sheets.'
'You know who I am?'
'Everybody in Southwest knows you. You ran the French embassy in the Coliseum parking lot.'
'Get the fuck out,' Sheets snarled.
'Calm down,' Shane growled, but he got out of the chopper before Sheets could sucker punch him. He ducked his head reflexively as the rotor spun safely above him and the silent man. Sheets got out last, and they pushed him toward the Land Rover. Dust was flying, getting into everybody's eyes.
They scrambled to the SUV, driven by a shorthaired, bull-necked man. Before they could get the Land Rover turned around, the helicopter revved its engine and lifted off, pelting them with sand and destroying what was left of the paint, starring the back window near Shane's head with a flying rock.
'Shit. Fucking guy…' Sheets said, glowering at the chopper as it spun around and flew away, hurrying back to Spring Street, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the money shot.
Shane was glad to be in the SUV, moving out of the Valley of the Moon. The fact that they were taking him anywhere gave him some hope. If he was being brought here to be disposed of, they probably would have gone ahead and chilled him in this desolate valley.
Calvin Sheets sat next to the bullnecked driver, looking out the front window, the.38 snubby still in his right hand. The silent man from the helicopter sat in the backseat next to Shane, never taking his eyes off him.
They raced along the creek bed in four-wheel drive, bouncing through rain ruts, and after five tire-pounding minutes, shot up onto the paved highway. The driver shifted out of four-wheel and sped past a weathered sign that identified the road as North Drive.
Soon they came to Bay Road, which Shane knew went all the way around the perimeter of the Lake Arrowhead shoreline. He watched the shimmering lake appear and disappear, peeking out from behind buildings and trees as the Land Rover sped around the lake, finally turning onto Peninsula Road, making a left onto Long Point.
They pulled up to a dock at a deserted camping area. Shane could see a man with his left arm in a sling standing next to the same classic reproduction Chris-Craft inboard that had delivered his assailants to Ray's dock two days before. The varnished sides glistened against soft teak decks.
Sheets went through his rough-guy routine again, poking at Shane with the gun. 'Let's go, asshole,' he growled. Shane got out of the Land Rover and moved ahead of the ex-LAPD sergeant, toward the boat.
Now he was struck by another gruesome possibility: maybe, instead of a dirt nap, he was about to go swimming with a forty-pound anchor. He didn't have much time to worry about it, though, because as he stepped up to the boat, the man with his left arm in the sling stepped forward as if to help him aboard, then, unexpectedly, threw a right hook, knocking Shane back against Sheets. His vision starred; he bit his tongue; his mouth filled with blood.
'Cut it out, Marvin,' Sheets growled. 'Rich, get the lines.'
'Motherfucker,' Marvin said, snarling at Shane, who was trying hard to clear his vision. The blow had landed high on his cheek. His eyes started watering badly. This was probably the guy who stopped his bullet and left the two pints of blood on Ray's linoleum floor.
'You know what they say, Marv. The kitchen is the most dangerous place in the home,' Shane said.
'Fuck you,' Marvin growled.
Rich untied the boat as Marvin got behind the wheel and turned the key; while the engine burbled and
