'Ain't that just what I said? What's wrong? Y'deaf?' He actually said that to me while his hearing aid was wailing like an air-raid siren.
'How old was the girl?'
'Shit-how do I know? They was little kids 'bout eight or ten, both around the same age.'
'Albert, who is it?' the woman demanded impatiently from the back.
He ignored her, or maybe he didn't hear her.
'Can you tell me anything else about them? What were their names?'
'The girl was Susan, the boy-can't remember what they called the little bastard. Both were assholes. Loud. Playing outside all hours. The parents were drinkers. Them kids was out sometimes riding their bikes around after ten o'clock at night, makin' noise. Edna and Stan inside, drunk as skunks.'
'Was the boy's name Vincent?' I asked.
'Don't remember, mighta been. It wasn't like all I had t'do back then was watch the fuckin' plumber's house,' he snapped. 'If you say he was named Vincent, fine. Ain't gonna get no argument from me.'
'How long did they live here?'
'One year. One year and one year only. Just one year.' Why he said it four times, I have no clue.
'And then what? They sold the house and left?'
He thought about that, then nodded and sliced a withered hand through the air between us. 'Good riddance. Fuck 'em.'
He finally reached up and turned down the ear piece.
'You don't happen to have any pictures, do you?' I asked.
'Why would I take pictures o'assholes?' he said reasonably.
'And you have no idea where they moved to?'
'Nope.'
'Albert, who is it?' the woman yelled again.
He didn't answer, but I knew he heard her this time, because an annoyed look followed.
'Well, thank you, sir. You've been a big help.'
I walked to the front door then turned back to say good-bye. A strange, troubled expression appeared on his pale face. I thought he was about to say something, but he just lifted one haunch and farted. I let myself out.
Once outside I called Jo on my cell phone. She picked up on the second ring.
'I might know what happened to the other five hundred thou,' I told her.
'Let's hear.'
'Smiley had a sister named Susan. Maybe she got the other half. The old man I talked to said he couldn't remember if Vincent was the boy's name or not, but the guy was ancient. Waiting for the chariot.'
In light of that, we decided to scotch what we were doing and meet to reorganize at a restaurant I knew in Pasadena.
Chapter 35
The twin palms Restaurant was developed by Cindy Costner in the mid-nineties. It's located on Green Street, just one block south of Colorado Boulevard in Old Town Pasadena. Old Town is one of the great redevelopment stories in Southern California. Back in the eighties it was a slum. Situated at the west end of Colorado Boulevard, it had become a hang out for winos, hookers, and hugger-muggers. Drug dealers hung on every corner selling bags of cut. Low-end secondhand stores were lumped in with all the urban decay, and the entire nine-or ten-block area had completely slid off the human spectrum into some sort of environmental hell.
Then a group of entrepreneurs saw an opportunity. They bought the land cheap and tore down the slums, while saving the period architecture. They lured in retail chains and designer shops and sprinkled in some upscale sidewalk restaurants with colorful Cinzano umbrellas shading decorative wrought iron tables. Presto! Four years later, Old Town became a shopper's mecca. Caffe Mocha and sushi bars, Tommy Bahama and The Gap. The winos moved east and started camping out under the freeway.
I pulled to the curb in front of the white-tented patio restaurant, then handed my keys to a red-coated valet and walked around the corner to the gated entrance. I didn't have a reservation, but it was a large place and there were enough tables so that you could be seated without too long a wait. I spotted Jo over at the bar. In one fist she had a Coors Light, the other was up to her mouth, head tilted back, tossing salted peanuts down her throat. Nothing too delicate there.
'You beat me,' I said.
'Story of our short little partnership,' she said, then slid off the stool and followed the hostess to a table over by the wall, taking the preferred gunfighter's seat looking out at the room, leaving me with the chair facing a slab of concrete. I settled in and ordered a Corona with a lime squeeze.
As I watched our hostess walk away to give my order to the bartender, Jo said, 'So the neighbor says there were two kids. A boy and a girl.'
'That's right. Susan and a boy, probably Vincent, both around the same age.'
'Twins?' she said, looking up at me with a hunter's predatory gaze.
'I don't know. He didn't say.'
'Twins would have the same DNA, right?' She was leaning forward now, a pointer on scent. 'What if that was Smiley's twin sister they found in the bathtub up at Hidden Ranch Road? What if he did go out through the tunnel like you thought?' Loving her connect-the-dots theory, looking intently at me, waiting for me to pump my fist and go 'Yesss!'
Instead, I felt myself frowning. 'To begin with, we don't know if they were twins or not. Second, a girl and a boy would be fraternal twins, not identical.'
'So what?' she said brushing that aside with an impatient gesture.
'We have an identical DNA match at the morgue. A boy and a girl can't have identical DNA. Fraternal twins don't look the same or have to be the same sex, because they come from two separate female eggs fertilized by two separate male sperms.'
'You're sure about that?'
'No, I'm just saying it to mess up your theory.'
'Look, you don't have to be copping attitude all the time. It was just a question.'
'I was dealt off to a foster family in Torrance when I was seven. They had fraternal twins. Tom and Morgan Weiss. I had it explained half a dozen times. To have identical DNA, they have to be identical twins. That's the way it is.'
'But all of a sudden we've got an extra kid here. Maybe his sis can fill in some of the blanks.' She was jazzed. 'So how do we find Susan?' she asked.
'We go back through county records. Start hunting. Of course, Susan might be married now. Different name.'
She thought for a minute, then finally said, 'How do you want to do this?'
'Huntington Hospital is only a mile or two from here, down Arroyo. If they lived here, maybe that was where they were born, and you can access Edna Smiley's prenatal records for the mid-to late seventies, find out for sure if they were twins, or if they were just brother and sister. Susan could have been a few years younger or older than Vincent. Mr. Phillips wasn't too sure of anything. Maybe there's other family listed on that form that we can contact.'
'What're you going to do?' she asked.
'I'm gonna go see Midge Kimble. Maybe Susan went to that school with her brother and she can remember something.'
Just then my cell phone rang. I looked at the readout: Jeb Calloway.
'Who is it?' she asked.
'My skipper.' I turned the phone off and put it back on my belt.
