knees, holding his gut, bent over and threw up the two martinis and six olives. T.J. sucked air and heard him walking away now, relieved, the heavy sound of his shoes on the asphalt parking lot.
The girl on stage whose name was Misty took off the pleated schoolgirl skirt at the start of the second song, and was spinning around the silver pole in a G-string with a crazy expression of liberation on her face. O'Clair watched from the bar. If he saw Bobby he'd wait till Bobby walked out and follow him. He'd locked the money he collected from T.J. in the glove box of the
Seville. He'd drop it by Samir's later, make his 15 percent, plus the twenty-five hundred T.J. overpaid.
Misty was crawling around the perimeter of the horseshoe runway in her G-string, collecting bills from drunks and fools. The G-string looked like some kind of carnival outfit with all the bills sticking out of it. O'Clair drank Early Times and water and scanned the crowd. He asked the bartender if he knew a guy named Bobby Gal.
The bartender said, 'The country western singer?'
'No,' O'Clair said, 'the car salesman.'
The bartender shook his head.
The house disc jockey said, 'Give it up for Misty Rain.'
O'Clair got up after Misty finished her set and moved down the bar past three guys in golf shirts, drinking Lite beer. They were trying to impress a young stripper who was wearing a G-string and high heels.
'Gaskets are my life,' one of the men, a balding salesman in a pink golf shirt said, 'and it's a damn good one.'
The stripper didn't seem too impressed, like she entertained gasket salesmen all the time. O'Clair moved toward the bouncer. He was a big guy, with a beer gut, six three, must have gone two sixty. O'Clair stood next to him and felt small. Guy wore a leather vest over a Stevie Ray Vaughan tee shirt, ball cap on backwards, plastic tightener let out all the way. O'Clair watched him give people a hard time, ruling over his little area of authority. O'Clair said, 'Seen Bobby Gal around?'
The bouncer said, 'Who?'
'Bobby Gal, car salesman comes in here,' O'Clair said.
'Preppy smartass, son of a bitch?'
That sounded about right.
'Never heard of him,' the bouncer said.
O'Clair knew where he'd hit him first, step in, nail him in the solar plexus, see how funny he was then. 'You know, with that wonderful sense of humor you've got, you should be on stage telling jokes not standing here giving paying customers a lot of shit.' The wop bouncer stared at O'Clair for a couple of seconds, but didn't say anything, his brain working overtime.
'That's what I want to do,' he said. 'How'd you know? I've got a routine and everything,' excited, trying to be friendly but still had the tough guy edge.
O'Clair tried to imagine this clown doing stand-up, coming across like a raunchier version of Andrew Dice Clay. If you didn't laugh, he'd jump down off the stage and kick your ass. O'Clair said, 'What's your stage name?'
The bouncer said, 'Justin the Bouncer. What do you think?'
Justin the Bouncer, was he kidding? O'Clair said, 'I'll be looking for you on Letterman.'
He said, 'Want to hear my opening joke?'
'Another time,' O'Clair said. 'I got to find the car salesman.'
'He lives with Colette. She's off today.'
'Got an address?'
O'Clair woke her up, he was sure of it, one in the afternoon. He knocked for five minutes before the door finally opened and he saw Colette standing there in shorts and a tank top, a cigarette hanging down from the corner of her mouth, eyes puffy, voice gravelly as she talked about Bobby, stopping to inhale a Newport 100, blowing smoke through the screen door, coughing. She sounded sick, the coughs coming up from the depths of her lungs. She came out on the second story porch and sat on the railing, scratching her head where blond hair turned dark running along the part. She lived in the upper flat of a building behind an adult bookstore and a massage parlor. He could see cars zipping by in the distance on Eight Mile Road.
'Bobby was a regular at the club,' Colette said. That's where she got to know him. 'And when he wasn't at the club he was downtown, playing blackjack.'
Colette said Bobby was the only guy she'd dated in ten years who wasn't a drummer and should've known better. It was a bad omen. O'Clair asked her why she was attracted to drummers?
'They've got the beat,' she said. 'There's something primal about them.'
She'd lived with Corky, the drummer of a speed metal band called Ramrod, before Bobby moved in. Corky was an asshole too, but at least he had coke all the time. Woke up, had a speedball for breakfast. Bobby, on the other hand, was a mooch from the word go. Had alligator arms, couldn't reach his wallet. Never paid for a thing the whole time he went out with her.
O'Clair said, 'You know where he is?'
'No,' Colette said, 'and I don't want to.'
'If you were trying to find him, where would you look?'
'I'd call his cell phone.'
Of course, O'Clair was thinking. '248-555-5035,' Colette said.
O'Clair left Colette and went to his car and called the number she gave him on his cell phone, and was surprised when he heard Bobby's voice say hello.
'Hey Bob,' O'Clair said, 'how's it hanging?'
'Who's this?'
'Guy you owe sixty grand. What're you-' That's as far as he got before Bobby hung up. Of course, he hung up. What did O'Clair think he was going to do, invite him out to lunch?
O'Clair called Ameritech, asked for Stu Karp in security. He and Stu had worked Green Street, an East Side precinct together, part of the same squad. He contacted Stu from time to time when he needed phone records or subscription information. O'Clair gave Stu Bobby's number and asked him to do a tower check, see if he could find out where Bobby was at when he made or received his last phone call. Stu told O'Clair to relax, give him a little time and he'd get back to him.
Ten minutes later Stu called and said he's in downtown Detroit. What's at 3rd Street and Bagley?
'The MGM casino,' O'Clair said.
'Then that's where I'd go if I was looking for him,' Stu said. 'I hear it's got a new Wolfgang Puck restaurant.'
'No kidding,' O'Clair said, wondering who Wolfgang Puck was. He drove downtown and parked at MGM valet. He walked through the casino, checking tables. It was a big room with restaurants at the far end. He saw the Wolfgang Puck Grille, the Saltwater and the Bourbon Steak. None of the names meant anything to him. Colette said blackjack was Bobby's game. O'Clair walked past tables and looked around but didn't see anyone that fit Bobby's description. He walked over to the slots and cruised past rows of video poker games, and slot machines with bright flashing lights and the lure of huge instant jackpots.
O'Clair went back through the casino a second time, and saw the high-limit room and went in and there was Bobby holding court at a blackjack table. He took the picture Colette had given him out of his pocket just to make sure. Yeah, it was the same guy, no mistake about it. O'Clair watched him throw down drinks and strike up conversations with people around him. He bet a lot of money and people noticed him. How could you not?
'Who's going to win the next hand? Bobby is.'
He bet $500 and won.
'I told you,' Bobby said.
It was a high stakes table in the high stakes room. He was pissing off the other gamblers. But a crowd had formed behind him and the people liked him; he was entertaining.
'Who's going to win the next hand?' Bobby looked around, making eye contact with people in the gallery. 'I can't hear you. Who's going to win the next hand?'
And now the crowd responded: 'Bobby is.'
