'Give me the fifteen grand I'll be on my way,' O'Clair had said to T.J. when they were in his huge corner office that looked out over Troy. O'Clair liked the view. He could see subdivisions and the Somerset shopping mall and 1- 75 in the distance.
'Ever done any acting? You've got a great look, my friend.' T.J.'s cell phone rang and he said, 'It's New York, I have to take this.'
New York calling him, he must've been important, or thought he was. While T.J. talked, O'Clair looked around. There were stacks of black boards with scenes on them, commercials, he assumed, and a giant TV with a couch and two chairs, and a desk covered with stacks of papers. On the other side of the room, O'Clair looked out and saw the Silverdome where the Lions used to play. Nice office. T.J. ended his conversation, put the phone down.
'Like commercials, my friend?' T.J. said moving toward the TV. 'Want to see our new campaign for the world's thinnest condom? We're calling it Freedom, like screwing with nothing on.'
'Listen to me,' O'Clair said, 'I'm not here to look at commercials, understand what I'm saying?'
T.J. paused and gave him a big grin. 'The good news is I have it. Bad news, I don't have it here. Can I get it to you later? Meet you somewhere? Name the place.'
O'Clair did, Joe Kool's on Sixteen Mile, and TJ. said, 'No problem, my friend, I know where it is, I owe you one.'
T.J. looked nervous now stretched out on a La-Z-Boy recliner in his family room. O'Clair stood behind him holding the back of the chair. Johnny was standing next to the chair, gripping a silver aluminum bat that O'Clair had taken out of his trunk. Johnny choked up high, holding the bat like he was ready to swing for the fences. The bat was for show. O'Clair wasn't going to hurt T.J., 'cause if he hurt him, T.J. wouldn't be able to work and repay his debt. 'He told me the good news was he had it,' O'Clair said to Johnny. 'Agreed to meet me and never showed. Isn't that what you said?'
'If you touch me,' T.J. said, 'I'm calling the cops.'
'They can't help you.' O'Clair was tired of T.J. jerking him around. He picked up the remote off a table next to the La-Z-Boy, pressed the power button and watched the big Mitsubishi pop on transforming from wavy gray lines to crisp color. Jerry Springer appeared in close-up, asking three seedy-looking guys with mullet haircuts why they had an affair with their mother-in-law.
'With their mother-in-laws,' O'Clair said. 'Where do they find these wackos?' He turned up the volume and looked at T.J. Dolliver. 'Listen to me, my friend. I want you to put the money, $17,500, in my hand by five o'clock today. I don't care what you've got to do to get it. lake out a second mortgage, sell your car, sell your wife if you have to. Hear what I'm saying, my friend?'
T.J. said, 'I only owe you fifteen.'
'I'm charging you a late fee.'
T.J. nodded, looking sad, eyes wet, face splotched with blood from the razor cuts. O'Clair believed he'd finally gotten through to him. He didn't tell TJ. what was going to happen if he didn't come up with the money. T.J. was the creative ad guy-let his imagination run wild.
O'Clair took Johnny to his car and went to Samir's. On the wall behind the table was a huge black and white photograph of Beirut shot from the Mediterranean side. O'Clair told Samir that he'd given T.J. Dolliver a little more time to come up with the money. Samir listened with a mouthful of burgul and mjadara, his snow white walrus mustache moving up and down as he chewed. Across from Samir was Ricky Yono, Samir's nephew in a black nylon warm-up with red and white stripes running down the arms and legs, and a pile of gold chains around his neck that reminded O'Clair of the black dude with the Mohawk.
Ricky didn't acknowledge O'Clair. He kept shoveling kibbee neyee into his mouth, practically inhaling it. Moozie was next to Ricky, flashing his silver front tooth while he ate. Moozie's real name was Mehassen. He was also a nephew of Samir's. He'd come from a village outside Beirut. Samir was trying to figure out what to do with him and had assigned him to Ricky for a couple weeks.
As Samir had said, Moozie didn't know shit about their business, but spoke English. That was a start. And he was a good kid and such, not a smartass like a lot of them his age.
'Hungry?' Samir pointed to the platter of burgul and mjadara with his fork. 'Sit down, eat something.'
'I'm good,' O'Clair said.
'Ricky's going to take Moozie around tomorrow, teach him the business.'
O'Clair said, 'Who's going to teach Ricky?'
Samir laughed.
Ricky glared at him.
Moozie smiled showing his silver tooth and a mouthful of hummus and tahini.
Samir said, 'What about this guy, Gall? Have you found out anything?'
His name was Bobby Gal, a car salesman who'd borrowed money and disappeared.
The Sales Manager at Tad Collins Buick-Lexus said he hadn't seen Bobby for a couple weeks and if O'Clair found him to tell him he was fired. One of the sales consultants, that's what they were called now, told O'Clair Bobby hung out at the Millionaires Club on Eight Mile and also the casinos.
'I'm working on it,' O'Clair said answering Samir's question.
'Work harder,' Ricky said, 'mutt's six weeks late.'
Ricky had it wrong as usual, but O'Clair didn't say anything. Ricky had bought a used Lexus from the guy and ended up loaning him twenty grand. Ricky let him slide the first time the vig was due. Now Bobby owed sixty grand and Samir had given the collection to O'Clair.
Samir said, 'Anybody seen Johnny?'
O'Clair said, 'He had an appointment.'
'What does that mean?' Samir said.
'He's probably out hustling some babe,' Ricky said.
O'Clair took a wad of bills out of his sport coat pocket and put it on the table next to Samir's plate. 'Everybody but T.J.'
'You're short,' Samir said. 'Ricky's short. What's going on?'
'I said I'd have it tomorrow,' Ricky said on the defensive.
O'Clair had heard that Ricky was using his collections to gamble and he was in trouble. Samir picked up the money and moved across the room to a cabinet, a built-in, made out of pine with double doors. He opened the doors and there was a black floor safe with gold leaf and Samir's family name in Arabic on the front, Abou Al Fakir. The safe had been in Samir's family since the late 1800s, purchased at the Mosler factory in Hamilton, Ohio, by his grandfather. Samir went down on one knee to work the combination.
O'Clair turned to Ricky. 'Hey, Rick, that's a nice outfit, you going to walk around a mall.'
'Fuck you,' Ricky said spitting bits of kibbee neyee out of his mouth.
He and Ricky had been bumping heads since O'Clair started working for Samir, and things had gone downhill from there.
Ricky didn't have the eight grand he was supposed to collect. He lost it to a sportsbook, an eight-team parlay, got every one wrong. What were the odds of that happening? He was broke and he owed Samir $8,000. That was bad, but what was worse, he'd borrowed $12,000 from CashFast, a payday loan place on Grand River near Eight Mile Road six weeks earlier. He'd done the same thing, used collection money to gamble, and lost it all.
Ricky had gone to Dearborn High with the owner of the place, a cocky asshole named Wadi Nasser. Wadi was about five five, wore Tommy Bahama shirts, smoked Montecristos and drove a Benz. Wadi said he didn't usually loan more than a couple grand at a time, but for Ricky he'd make an exception. Ricky had two weeks to pay back the principal and a $1,800 service charge. Was that okay? No, it wasn't okay, it was fucking robbery, but what choice did he have?
Two weeks later Ricky was in even worse shape and told Wadi to roll the loan over. Sure, no problem Wadi said. He seemed to get a kick out of Ricky having money problems. Now Ricky owed $13,800, with an interest charge of $2,070, and a total debt of $15,870. Ricky felt stupid, dumber than the people he collected from. He was paying Wadi more in interest than Samir charged his clients.
