The Age Of Odin

complications, continues to hold its lustre for me.'

'But for how much longer?' Hel began to walk around him, like someone appraising a car. 'You are old, Odin. Weary. A time of tribulation is coming, and even gods can perish. Why not let me take you now and spare you the effort and anguish of the coming days? Why not quit early and leave the struggle to these underlings and lesser gods?'

A claw-like hand waved dismissively at the rest of us.

'After all, with or without you they do not stand a chance against my father. Save yourself the distress of watching them stumble and fail. Come with me. Take my arm and walk beside me into Niflheim, and there let me entertain you in my palace, whose name is Sickbed, where the walls are a wickerwork of entwining serpents and where the black rooster sits, ever silent, never crowing. Let me lead you past Garm, my hound who howls at the gate, and let me carve food for you with my knife called Hunger and serve it up to you on a plate called Starvation.'

'You're never going to win Come Dine With Me with a menu like that,' I blurted out.

Hel rounded on me, whiplash-fast, and her eyes were black ice and the angry hiss she let out was a gust of arctic wind.

'Hold your tongue, mortal!' she snapped. 'This is god business. Not for the likes of you to interrupt.'

But, as Magnus Magnusson might have said, I'd started so I might as well finish. 'Ooh, I get it. 'Be quiet, the grown-ups are talking.''

I wasn't sure quite why I was taunting her this way. Maybe I didn't want her to know how fucking terrified she made me, how even just looking at her turned my guts to water.

'One more remark out of you,' Hel told me, pointing a gnarled finger, 'and you're mine. Is that what you wish? When you've heard what's in store for those I take to my world?'

I caught a warning glance off Freya. But was that — could it be — a flicker of admiration in her eyes as well?

I was probably imagining it.

'Well, it's an appealing offer, love,' I said regardless, 'but I'm going to have to say no. Nothing personal. You seem nice enough and all, but I'm into more than just character. Looks count for a lot.'

'Impudent insect!' Hel made a lunge for me, arm outstretched.

In return, instinctively, I raised my rifle. I didn't think a bullet would do much good, but it was all I had.

Hel took one look at the gun, stopped, and threw back her head and laughed, a sound like bones fracturing. Like the choking of someone being throttled. Like a blade stabbing repeatedly into flesh.

'Amusing. You truly believe I can be repulsed by a mere weapon?'

'It's worth a try. Look, you're here for the soldiers in those suits, right? Why not just take them, then, and fuck off out of it? Instead of hanging around making everyone feel queasy. Grab what's yours and go.'

Hel laughed again. Her laughter was infectious. Infectious like the ebola virus.

'You scorn death. Fascinating.'

'I've seen enough of it to know it should be scorned,' I said. 'Death's a joke. Big and intimidating, but when you get right up to it, not nearly as bad as it's cracked up to be. I died once, sort of. Death's just nothing. Unpleasant, inconvenient, but that's all.'

'Perhaps death is like that where you come from, mortal, but here death is different. The afterlife in Niflheim is long and cold and dreary, a slow fade, a slow forgetting. Your spirit erodes over eons, worn to a nub by time. And all the while I preside over you, delighting in the sight of your prolonged, protracted withering. Does that sound like 'just nothing'? I think not.'

Her words gave me a genuine chill.

'Not so quick with the repartee now, eh?'

'No,' I said, and lowered the rifle. 'Just that bit more sold on the idea of staying alive, actually.'

'Sensible man.'

'These nine souls,' said Odin, indicating the scattered JOTUNs and SURTs. 'They are the price for your allowing our adversary's troops access to Asgard through Niflheim?'

'Nothing is given for free, not even between my father and me,' Hel said. 'He told me if I permitted them safe passage, I could take back as many of them as died here. He anticipated all of them would, as did I, although not without cost to your side.'

'Is it the first and last time he will attack via your realm?'

'Do you seriously expect me to reveal Loki's plans to you? What I can tell you is that this is only the beginning. A statement of intent.'

'I assumed as much.'

'Loki has more in reserve. Considerably more. And, from my point of view, these nine souls serve as a mere appetiser to the glut that will soon be coming my way.'

All at once I realised there were grey shadows clustered behind Hel. Nine of them. I hadn't seen them appear. They were suddenly… just there. They were blurry, like figures seen through a shower curtain. I could just about make out the outline of heads, bodies, limbs. Nine dead American soldiers hovering obediently at Hel's back, and for all that they had no distinct features there was something horribly lost and inconsolable about them: the way they stood, the slumped posture. Helpless. Docile. Like kittens trapped in a sack, waiting to be thrown in the canal.

'Everything is arrayed against you, Odin,' Hel said. 'You cannot and will not win, certainly not with so pathetic and inadequate an army as the one you have mustered. It is over. The Fimbulwinter is here and all but done, and sure as night follows day, Ragnarok is coming in its wake. You know this. The pattern is set and cannot be altered. The pieces are in their right places. Ragnarok — the end of everything, the fall of the gods, carnage and catastrophe!'

She relished this last sentence, savouring the words like a fine wine.

'Fight, by all means,' she concluded. 'Resist. Scream defiance at the inevitable. In the end, the only one who will profit is me.'

And with that, she turned and left, and the nine grey shadows trailed after her in a straggling line, like ducklings behind mother duck. Into the fog bank. Into Niflheim.

And the last faint glimmer of sunlight drained from the sky, and there was nothing but darkness.

Thirty-Four

I collared Odin the next day for a chinwag. He was at the troll pen, checking up on the captives.

A large pit had been excavated not far from the castle and surrounded with a stockade of pine trunks sharpened to points. Here, the three trolls had been corralled and were being fed with whole deer carcasses supplied by Freya.

Odin was on a platform overlooking the pen. I scaled a wooden ladder to join him.

The trolls sat apart from one another around the edge of the pit. One was fast asleep, mouth slack, drool dribbling down his chin. Another had his arms folded and was distractedly scraping a furrow in the dirt with his heel while singing a repetitive, tuneless song to himself. The third was busy picking his teeth with the broken end of one of the many deer bones that lay scattered around the pen. I'd expected them to be raging against their captivity, trying to clamber up and batter their way out. In the event, all they were was bored and subdued. Gorillas at the zoo, resigned to imprisonment.

They reeked, too. The smell came not so much from the latrine hole that had been dug for them as from the trolls themselves, from giant bodies that had never known soap or a washcloth.

'Jesus!' I exclaimed, clapping a hand over my nose. It was like being downwind of a tramp, only multiplied by a hundred. 'That's minging. You could stun an elephant with that.'

'One gets used to it, if one stands here long enough,' Odin said. 'How are you, friend Gid?'

'You mean apart from slowly being choked to death by a new kind of bioweapon? Never better. Your missus has had a look at me and apparently I'm back to full fighting fitness. Everything's healed, rib, wrist, the works. It's