turns anyone into a master of survival.
The mall was a mecca for a newborn street rat. The food court was full of amazingly wasteful people. The trick, Lev discovered, was to find people who bought more food than they could possibly cat, and then wait until they were done. About half the time, they just left it on the table. Those were the ones Lev went after—because he might have been hungry enough to eat table scraps, but he was still too proud to rifle through the trash. While Lev was finishing off some cheerleader’s pizza, he heard a voice in his ear.
“You ain’t gotta be eatin’ other folks’ garbage, foo’!”
Lev froze, certain it was a security guard ready to haul him away, but it was only this tall umber kid with a funny grin, wearing attitude like it was a cologne.
“Let me show you how it’s done.” Then he went to a pretty girl who was working at the Wicked Wok Chinese food concession, flirted with her for a few-minutes, then left with nothing. No food, no drink, nothing.
“I think I’ll stick to leftovers,” Lev had told him.
“Patience, my man. See, it’s gettin’ on toward closing time. All these places, by law gotta get rid of all the food they made today. They can’t keep it and reuse it tomorrow. So where do you think that food goes? I’ll tell you where it goes. It goes home with the last shift. But the people who work these places ain’t gonna eat that stuff on accounta they are sick to death of it. See that girl I was talkin’ to? She likes me. I told her I worked at Shirt Bonanza, downstairs, and could get her some overstock maybe.”
“
“No! Are you even listenin’ to me? So any-who, right before closing I’m gonna get myself over to the Wicked Wok again. I’ll give her a smile, and I’ll be all, like, ‘Hey, whatcha gonna do with all that leftover food?’ And she’ll be all, like, ‘Whatcha got in mind?’ And five minutes later I’m walking away in orange chicken heaven, with enough to feed an army.”
And sure enough, it happened exactly like he said it would. Lev was amazed.
“Stick with me,” CyFi had said, putting his fist in the air, “and as God is my witness, you will never go hungry again.” Then he added, “That’s from
“I know,” said Lev. Which, in fact, he didn’t.
Lev had agreed to go with him because he knew the two tilled a need in each other. CyFi was like a preacher with no flock. He couldn’t exist without an audience, and Lev needed someone who could fill his head with ideas, to replace the lifetime of ideas that had been taken from him.
A day later, Lev’s shoes are worn and his muscles are sore. The memory of Risa and Connor is still a fresh wound, and it doesn’t want to heal. Chances are, they were caught. Chances are, they’ve been unwound. All because of him. Does that make him an accomplice to murder?
He doesn’t know whose voice is in his head anymore. His father’s? Pastor Dan’s? It just makes him angry. He’d rather hear CyFi’s voice outside of his head than whatever voices were inside.
The terrain around them hasn’t changed much since they left town. Eyehigh shrubs and a smattering of trees. Some of the growth is evergreen, some of it yellow, turning brown. Weeds grow up between the train tracks, but not too tall.
“Any weed dumb enough to grow tall ain’t got no chance. It gets decapitated by the next train that comes through. Decapitated—that means ‘head cut off.’ ”
“I know what ‘decapitated’ means—and you can stop talking that way; all double negatives and stuff.”
CyFi stops right there in the middle of the railroad tracks and stares at Lev like he’s trying to melt him with his eyes.
“You got a problem with the way I talk? You got a problem with an Old World Umber patois?”
“I do when it’s fake.”
“Whachoo talkin’ about, foo’!”
“It’s obvious. I’ll bet people never even said things like ‘foo,’ except on dumb prewar TV shows and stuff. You’re speaking wrong on purpose.”
“Wrong? What makes it wrong? It’s classic, just like those TV shows—and I ain’t appreciating you disrespecting my patois. Patois means—”
“I know what it means,” Lev says even though he isn’t entirely sure. “I ain’t stupid!”
CyFi puts up an accusing finger like a lawyer. “A-HA! You said ‘ain’t.’ Now who’s talking wrong?”
“That doesn’t count! I said it because it’s all I hear from you! After a while I can’t help but sound like you!”
At that, CyFi grins. “Yeah,” he says. “Ain’t that the truth. Old World Umber is contagious. It’s
CyFi turns and spits out a piece of gum that hits a train rail and sticks there, then he shoves another piece in his mouth. “Anyway, my dads got no problem with it—and they’re lily-sienna like you.”
“They?” Cy had said “dads” before, but Lev had figured it was just some more Old Umber slang.
“Yeah,” says CyFi, with a shrug. “I got two. Ain’t no thang.”
Lev tries his best to process this. Of course, he’s heard of male parenting—or “yin families,” as they’re currently called—but in the sheltered structure of his life, such things always belonged to an alternate universe.
CyFi, however, doesn’t even catch Lev’s surprise. He’s still on his brag jag.
“Yeah, I got myself an IQ of 155. Did you know that, Fry? A’course not—how would you know?” Then he hesitates. “It went down a few points, though, on account the accident. I was on my hike and got hit by some damfoo’ in a Mercedes.” He points to a scar on the side of his head. “What a mess. Splattered—y’know? I was nearly roadkill. It turned my right temporal lobe into Jell-O.” He shivers as he thinks about it, then shrugs. “But brain damage ain’t a problem like it used to be. They just replace the brain tissue and you’re good as new. My dads even paid off the surgeon so I’d get an entire temporal lobe from an Unwind—no offense—rather than getting a buncha brain bits, like people are
Lev knows about that. His sister Cara has epilepsy, so they replaced a small part of her brain with a hundred tiny brain bits. It took care of the problem, and she didn’t seem any worse for it. It had never occurred to Lev where those tiny pieces of brain tissue might have come from.
“See, brain bits work okay, but they don’t work great,” CyFi explains. “It’s like puttin’ spackle over a hole in a wall. No matter how well you do it, that wall ain’t never gonna be as good. So my dads made sure I got an entire temporal lobe from a single donor. But that kid wasn’t as smart as me. He wasn’t no dummy, but he didn’t have the 155. The last brain scan put me at 130. That’s in the top 5 percent of the population, and still considered genius. Just not with a capital
Lev sighs. “I don’t know. My parents don’t believe in intelligence scans. It’s kind of a religious thing. Everyone’s equal in God’s eyes and all that.”
“Oh—you come from one of
“So if they all high and mighty, why they unwinding you?”
Although Lev doesn’t want to get into it, he figures CyFi is the only friend he’s got. Might as well tell him the truth. “I’m a tithe.”
CyFi looks at him with eyes all wide, like Lev just told him he was God himself.
“Damn! So you all holy and stuff?”
“Not anymore.”
CyFi nods and purses his lips, saying nothing for a while. They walk along the tracks. The railroad ties change from wood to stone, and the gravel on the side of the tracks now seems better maintained.
“We just crossed the state line,” CyFi says.