I hate the concept of him. He’s a freight train of bad news barreling at my sister.
“Hey, can we join you guys,” Katrina asks, “and make it a foursome?”
The Bruiser shrugs like he doesn’t care; and Bronte throws up her hands, giving up all hope of getting rid of me. “Sure,” she says miserably, “why not.”
“You haven’t introduced me to your friend,” I say, all daisies and sunshine.
Bronte looks like she might become physically ill. “Brewster, this is my brother, Tennyson. Tennyson, this is Brewster.”
“Hey,” says the Bruiser, shaking my hand. His eyes are an ugly pea green, and his huge hand is greasy, the way your hand gets after you’ve eaten a bag of chips. After shaking, I wipe my hand on my pants. He notices. I’m glad.
Katrina narrows her eyes at him, studying him. “I’ve got a class with you, haven’t I?” She knows the Bruiser but just doesn’t recognize him out of his natural environment. “English,” he says in a dead, flat voice. This guy is the king of one-word answers—probably all his brain can hold at one time. He sets for his shot. It’s almost comical; his golf club is much too small for him, as is his shirt—either he outgrew it, or it shrunk a few sizes after he got it. The overall effect is very Winnie- the-Pooh, without the pot belly or cuteness. He hits the ball too hard, it bounces off the course, and it gets swallowed by a topiary hedge shaped like a walrus.
“Tough break,” I say. “That’ll cost ya.”
“It’s only a game,” he grumbles, then lumbers off in search of his ball. Katrina smacks her next ball and follows it to the far end of the hole, leaving me alone with Bronte, who gets in my face the second Katrina is out of earshot.
“You are going to pay for this in the worst way!” Bronte snarls. “I haven’t figured out how; but when I do, you will suffer.”
I look toward the walrus bush. “I think your date was distracted by something shiny. I’d better go help him find his ball.” I saunter off, leaving her fuming.
He’s around the other side of the huge walrus bush, fighting pine branch flippers to get at his ball, poking the club into the shrub. I get in there right beside him, force my way deep into the branches, and snatch up his ball. I hold it out to him, and he reaches for it; but instead of giving it to him, I grab him by his shirt, pulling him close to me, and I hiss in his face.
“I don’t care what you think is going on between you and my sister, but it’s not happening, comprende? My sister doesn’t know what you’re all about, but I do.”
He looks at me with dumb hate in his swampy eyes but says nothing.
“Am I getting through that rock skull of yours, or do I have to pound it in through your ears?”
“Get your hands off me.”
I grip his shirt a little harder. I think maybe I’ve got some chest hairs in there, but he doesn’t show the pain. “Sorry, I didn’t hear you.”
“I said, Get your stinking hands off me or I’m gonna find a new use for this golf club.”
That’s just the kind of thing I’m expecting to hear from a guy like this. I don’t let him go. “Let’s see what use you’ve got in mind,” I say. He doesn’t do anything. I didn’t think he would. Finally I let him go. “Stay away from my sister,” I tell him.
He grabs the ball from my hand and strides back to Bronte. “I don’t feel like playing anymore,” he says, and stalks off with Bronte hurrying behind him. She throws me a gaze of pure, unadulterated hatred, and I wave. My mission of coercion is accomplished.
Katrina, who did not care for the way she played this hole, claims herself a do over. She comes up beside me and watches the retreat of my sister and the Swamp Thang. “Where are they going?”
“Their separate ways,” I say. Katrina swings, and her ball bounces up, wedging in the miniature girders of the Eiffel Tower.
“I hate the Eiffel Tower,” she says, and I smile at her, secretly relishing my victory.
Sometimes you have to take control of a situation. Sometimes you have to be the dominant force; otherwise chaos becomes law. I mean, look at lacrosse. This is a game that started as Native American warfare, with warriors breaking their enemies’ bones with their sticks as they carried the ball for miles. Even soccer was played with human heads once upon a time. It took the brute force of civilization to tame all that into lawful competition. But one look at the Bruiser and you know that there’s nothing lawful about him. The fact that Bronte can’t see that scares me, because there will come a time when I can’t protect her…and what if someday she finds out the hard way about guys who still see life as head-kicking warfare. You hear stories all the time.
So hate me all you want, Bronte, for what I did here; but that will pass—and someday, if we’re lucky, we’ll both look back at this day and you’ll say “Thank you, Tenny, for caring enough to protect me from the big and the bad.”
4) REVELATION
Bronte comes into my room that night, grabs me by the shoulders, and pushes me back onto my bed so hard, my head hits the wall.
“Ow!”
“You’re pond scum!” she says to me.
I don’t deny the charge, but sometimes pond scum prevails.
“What did you say to him behind the walrus?” she asks.
“I read him his Miranda rights,” I told her. “He has the right to remain silent; he has the right to find some other girl to drool over—y’ know, the normal things you’d say to a criminal.”
“He’s never been arrested!” she said. “Those are just stories made up by idiots like you. He’s just misunderstood; but I, for one, am making the effort to understand him. He will not give in to your threats; and I will not stop seeing him, no matter how much bullying you do!”
That makes me laugh. “Bullying? Give me a break.”
“It’s true, Tennyson! You’re a bully. You’ve always been a bully.”
“Says who?” I immediately imagine punching out anyone who might call me a bully, and then realize that my own thoughts are proving Bronte’s point, which just makes me want to punch someone even more. This is what we call a vicious cycle, and I don’t feel all that good about it. I never thought of myself as a bully; and although this isn’t the first such accusation, it’s the first one that breaks through my defenses and hits home. Suddenly I realize that maybe, in some people’s eyes, I am. This is what we call a revelation. Revelations are never convenient, and always annoying.
“Stay away from Brewster!” she warns me, then she turns to leave; but I don’t let her go.
“I get it, okay?” I tell her. She lingers by the door. “He’s the first boy you like who likes you back, so it feels kind of special. I get it.”
She turns to me, some of her steam cooling in the kettle. “He’s not the first,” she says. “Just the first in my adult life.”
I find it funny that we’re the same age, give or take a quarter of an hour, and yet she considers herself an adult.
“Be careful, Bronte… because you have to admit, this guy is kind of… beneath you.”
She looks at me before she leaves, sadly shaking her head. “You be careful, Tenny. Being a snob can make a person very, very ugly.”
5) FACTOIDS
I never considered myself a bully. I never considered myself a snob. But then, who does? There’s a way to objectively analyze it. All you have to do is look at the facts.
Fact #1) I’m reasonably smart. I’m no genius, but I get good grades without ever having to try. It really ticks
