Watchbird

again he was smacked back.

Jackson knew better than to try a third time. He had been listening to the radio and he knew what the watchbirds did to stubborn violators.

'You mechanical jerk,' he said to the waiting metal bird. 'A car's not alive. I'm not trying to kill it.'

But the watchbird only knew that a certain operation resulted in stopping an organism. The car was certainly a functioning organism. Wasn't it of metal, as were the watchbirds? Didn't it run?

Macintyre said, 'Without repairs they'll run down.' He shoved a pile of specification sheets out of his way.

'How soon?' Gelsen asked.

'Six months to a year. Say a year, barring accidents.'

'A year,' Gelsen said. 'In the meantime, everything is stopping dead. Do you know the latest?'

'What?'

'The watchbirds have decided that the Earth is a living organism. They won't allow farmers to break ground for plowing. And, of course, everything else is a living organism—rabbits, beetles, flies, wolves, mosquitoes, lions, crocodiles, crows, and smaller forms of life such as bacteria.'

'I know,' Macintyre said.

'And you tell me they'll wear out in six months or a year. What happens now? What are we going to eat in six months?'

The engineer rubbed his chin. 'We'll have to do something quick and fast. Ecological balance is gone to hell.'

'Fast isn't the word. Instantaneously would be better.' Gelsen lighted his thirty-fifth cigarette for the day. 'At least I have the bitter satisfaction of saying, 'I told you so.' Although I'm just as responsible as the rest of the machine-worshipping fools.'

Macintyre wasn't listening. He was thinking about watchbirds. 'Like the rabbit plague in Australia.'

'The death rate is mounting,' Gelsen said. 'Famine. Floods. Can't cut down trees. Doctors can't—what was that you said about Australia?'

'The rabbits,' Macintyre repeated. 'Hardly any left in Australia now.'

'Why? How was it done?'

'Oh, found some kind of germ that attacked only rabbits. I think it was propagated by mosquitos—'

'Work on that,' Gelsen said. 'You might have something. I want you to get on the telephone, ask for an emergency hookup with the engineers of the other companies. Hurry it up. Together you may be able to dope out something.'

'Right,' Macintyre said. He grabbed a handful of blank paper and hurried to the telephone.

'What did I tell you?' Officer Celtrics said. He grinned at the captain. 'Didn't I tell you scientists were nuts?'

'I didn't say you were wrong, did I?' the captain asked.

'No, but you weren't sure.'

'Well, I'm sure now. You'd better get going. There's plenty of work for you.'

'I know.' Celtrics drew his revolver from its holster, checked it and put it back. 'Are all the boys back, Captain?'

'All?' the captain laughed humorlessly. 'Homicide has increased by fifty per cent. There's more murder now than there's ever been.'

'Sure,' Celtrics said. 'The watchbirds are too busy guarding cars and slugging spiders.' He started toward the door, then turned for a parting shot.

'Take my word, Captain. Machines are stupid.'

The captain nodded.

Thousands of watchbirds, trying to stop countless millions of murders—a hopeless task. But the watchbirds didn't hope. Without consciousness, they experienced no sense of accomplishment, no fear of failure. Patiently they went about their jobs, obeying each stimulus as it came.

They couldn't be everywhere at the same time, but it wasn't necessary to be. People learned quickly what the watchbirds didn't like and refrained from doing it. It just wasn't safe. With their high speed and superfast senses, the watchbirds got around quickly.

And now they meant business. In their original directives there had been a provision made for killing a murderer, if all other means failed.

Why spare a murderer?

It backfired. The watchbirds extracted the fact that murder and crimes of violence had increased geometrically since they had begun operation. This was true, because their new definitions increased the possibilities of murder. But to the watchbirds, the rise showed that the first methods had failed.

Simple logic. If A doesn't work, try B. The watchbirds shocked to kill.

Slaughterhouses in Chicago stopped and cattle starved to death in their pens, because farmers in the Midwest couldn't cut hay or harvest grain.

No one had told the watchbirds that all life depends on carefully balanced murders.

Starvation didn't concern the watchbirds, since it was an act of omission.

Their interest lay only in acts of commission.

Hunters sat home, glaring at the silver dots in the sky, longing to shoot them down. But for the most part, they didn't try. The watchbirds were quick to sense the murder intent and to punish it.

Fishing boats swung idle at their moorings in San Pedro and Gloucester. Fish were living organisms.

Farmers cursed and spat and died, trying to harvest the crop. Grain was alive and thus worthy of protection. Potatoes were as important to the watchbird as any other living organism. The death of a blade of grass was equal to the assassination of a President—

To the watchbirds.

And, of course, certain machines were living. This followed, since the watchbirds were machines and living.

God help you if you maltreated your radio. Turning it off meant killing it. Obviously—its voice was silenced, the red glow of its tubes faded, it grew cold.

The watchbirds tried to guard their other charges. Wolves were slaughtered, trying to kill rabbits. Rabbits were electrocuted, trying to eat vegetables. Creepers were burned out in the act of strangling trees.

A butterfly was executed, caught in the act of outraging a rose.

This control was spasmodic, because of the fewness of the watchbirds. A billion watchbirds couldn't have carried out the ambitious project set by the thousands.

The effect was of a murderous force, ten thousand bolts of irrational lightning raging around the country, striking a thousand times a day.

Lightning which anticipated your moves and punished your intentions.

'Gentlemen, please,' the government representative begged. 'We must hurry.'

The seven manufacturers stopped talking.

'Before we begin this meeting formally,' the president of Monroe said, 'I want to say something. We do not feel ourselves responsible for this unhappy state of affairs. It was a government project; the government must accept the responsibility, both moral and financial.'

Gelsen shrugged his shoulders. It was hard to believe that these men, just a few weeks ago, had been willing to accept the glory of saving the world. Now they wanted to shrug off the responsibility when the salvation went amiss.

'I'm positive that that need not concern us now,' the representative assured him. 'We must hurry. You engineers have done an excellent job. I am proud of the cooperation you have shown in this emergency. You are hereby empowered to put the outlined plan into action.'

'Wait a minute,' Gelsen said.

'There is no time.'

'The plan's no good.'

'Don't you think it will work?'

'Of course it will work. But I'm afraid the cure will be worse than the disease.'