Word Processor of the Gods

Word Processor of the Gods

by Stephen King

At first glance it looked like a Wang word processor -- it had a Wang keyboard and a Wang casing. It was only on second glance that Richard Hagstrom saw that the casing had been split open (and not gently, either; it looked to him as if the job had been done with a hacksaw blade) to admit a slightly larger IBM cathode tube. The archive discs, which had come with this odd mongrel, were not floppy at all; they were as hard as the 45's Richard had listened to as a kid.

'What in the name of God is that?' Una asked as he and Mr. Nordhoff lugged it over to his study piece by piece. Mr. Nordhoff had lived next door to Richard Hagstrom's brother's family... Roger, Belinda, and their boy, Jonathan.

'Something Jon built,' Richard said. 'Meant for me to have it, Mr. Nordhoff says. It looks like a word processor.'

'Oh yeah,' Nordhoff said. He would not see his sixties again and he was badly out of breath. 'That's what he said it was, the poor kid... think we could set it down for a minute, Mr. Hagstrom? I'm pooped.'

'You bet,' Richard said, and then called to his son, Seth, who was tooling odd, atonal chords out of his Fender guitar downstairs -- the room Richard had envisioned as a 'family room' when he had first paneled it had become his son's 'rehearsal hall' instead.

'Seth!' he yelled. 'Come give us a hand!'

Downstairs, Seth just went on warping chords out of the Fender. Richard looked at Mr. Nordhoff and shrugged, ashamed and unable to hide it. Nordhoff shrugged back as if to say Kids! Who expects anything better from them these days? Except they both knew that Jon -- poor doomed Jon Hagstrom, his crazy brother's son -- had been better.

'You were good to help me with this,' Richard said.

Nordhoff shrugged. 'What else has an old man got to do with his time? And 1 guess it was the least I could do for Johnny. He used to cut my lawn gratis, do you know that? I wanted to pay him, but the kid wouldn't take it. He was quite a boy.' Nordhoff was still out of breath. 'Do you think I could have a glass of water, Mr. Hagstrom?'

'You bet.' He got it himself when his wife didn't move from the kitchen table, where she was reading a bodice-ripper paperback and eating a Twinkie. 'Seth!' he yelled again. 'Come on up here and help us, okay?'

But Seth just went on playing muffled- and rather sour bar chords on the Fender for which Richard was still paying.

He invited Nordhoff to stay for supper, but Nordhoff refused politely. Richard nodded, embarrassed again but perhaps hiding it a little better this time. What's a nice guy like you doing with a family like that? his friend Bernie Epstein had asked him once, and Richard had only been able to shake his head, feeling the same dull embarrassment he was feeling now. He was a nice guy. And yet somehow this was what he had come out with -- an overweight, sullen wife who felt cheated out of the good things in life, who felt that she had backed the losing horse (but who would never come right out and say so), and an uncommunicative fifteen-year-old son who was doing marginal work in the same school where Richard taught... a son who played weird chords on the guitar morning, noon and night (mostly night) and who seemed to think that would somehow be enough to get him through.

'Well, what about a beer?' Richard asked. He was reluctant to let Nordhoff go -- he wanted to hear more about Jon.

'A beer would taste awful good,' Nordhoff said, and Richard nodded gratefully.

'Fine,' he said, and went back to get them a couple of Buds.

His study was in a small shed-like building that stood apart from the house -- like the family room, he had fixed it up himself. But unlike the family room, this was a place he thought of as his own -- a place where he could shut out the stranger he had married and the stranger she had given birth to.

Lina did not, of course, approve of him having his own place, but she had not been able to stop it -- it was one of the few little victories he had managed over her. He supposed that in a way she had backed a losing horse -- when they had gotten married sixteen years before, they had both believed he would write wonderful, lucrative novels and they would both soon be driving around in Mercedes-Benzes. But the one novel he had published had not been lucrative, and the critics had been quick to point out that it wasn't very wonderful, either. Lina had seen things the critics' way, and that had been the beginning of their drifting apart.

So the high school teaching job which both of them had seen as only a stepping-stone on their way to fame, glory, and riches, had now been their major source of income for the last fifteen years -- one helluva long stepping- stone, he sometimes thought. But he had never quite let go of his dream. He wrote short stories and the occasional article. He was a member in good standing of the Authors Guild. He brought in about $5,000 in additional income with his typewriter each year, and no matter how much Lina might grouse about it, that rated him his own study... especially since she refused to work.

'You've got a nice place here,' Nordhoff said, looking around the small room with the mixture of old-fashioned prints on the walls. The mongrel word processor sat on the desk with the CPU tucked underneath. Richard's old