'Who?'
'Bobbie Blinderman. The day I met her at Compu-Mate, she was pissed off even before I served her with a subpoena. Something about me rubbed her raw, nearly at first glance. Next time, she came on to me like a cat in heat. Today she wanted to nail my most precious and underused part-'
'Don't read too much into it. Who's the source, anyway?'
'Must be Rodriguez. Wanted a little publicity to smoke out any unreported threats, weird talk, that sort of thing.'
'And you don't approve?'
'I think the benefit is outweighed by the risk that we scare the guy away. He doesn't stop killing, just finds another method of choosing victims. At least here, we had a group of identifiable suspects, a known method of communication, and a way of monitoring the calls.'
'You tell Rodriguez this?'
'Sure. But the lines of authority are a little fuzzy. Technically, Metro Homicide reports to me. In reality, cops always run an investigation until there's an arrest and the prosecutor takes over. It's the classic struggle of allies, the prosecutor in his office versus the cops in the field. The general gives the orders and the troops do what the hell they want. Here it's even worse because the cops consider me a deep-carpet, downtown lawyer stepping on their toes.'
'Can you get Nick Fox to straighten them out?'
'Rodriguez wouldn't have talked unless Fox approved the story.'
'So he's meddling?'
It was lunchtime and lawyers scurried like rats from the central courtroom, where Judge Dixie Lee Boulton was holding her calendar call, trying to balance her trial schedule against the summer-vacation demands of fifty downtown mouthpieces. I nodded hello to half a dozen guys who pretended to be friends until I needed a continuance.
'Rodriguez has to work with him long after I'm gone. I'm sure Fox knows every step I've taken. He can control the cops, plant stories in the paper, alienate potential witnesses like Bobbie Blinderman.'
Charlie thought that over for a moment. Court stenographers, law clerks, and jurors with official badges jammed the corridor. 'So you think he wants to torpedo the investigation?'
'Who knows?'
'I can see why Roberta Blinderman is upset with the story. Women will be terrified to join the club. Men will be inhibited for fear of being reported to the police if they come on too strong. The whole fantasy game will be stifled.'
'So the killer will answer the personals column in the Journal, and we start from scratch.'
'In which case you lose the chance to see Mrs. Blinderman, at least on official business?'
That one stopped me. 'Say what?'
Charlie exhaled and enveloped me in a cherry-flavored cloud. Years ago, I had asked him to stop smoking for his health, but he refused, insisting that Nicotiana tabacum was his only remaining vice. Now he was grinning like a bearded leprechaun. 'You are intrigued by her, are you not?'
'Charlie. It's business. I've been cultivating her because she can be useful to-'
'Yes, of course. And she has helped despite her schizophrenic behavior?'
'Schizophrenic is a little strong, don't you think? Sure, she helped by not appealing the subpoena order and by voluntarily turning over the record of Mary Rosedahl's calls. But after today, I think the tall lady has concluded she doesn't care for me.'
Charlie jabbed at me with the briarwood bowl of his pipe. 'Oh, to the contrary, I'd say she doesn't like the fact that she likes you.'
'How's that?'
'Did you realize the two of you were circling each other as you talked, creating your own little universe?'
'No, but what of it? Knife fighters do the same thing.'
We jockeyed for position in front of the one elevator that was still working. A horde of hungry lawyers elbowed each other, their competitive juices stirred by the thought of saving ninety seconds on the way to the lobby. When we squeezed aboard, Charlie said, 'It reminded me a bit-you'll forgive me, Jake-of a male and female hyena in the mating ceremony. They approach each other quite warily, then after a while lift a leg to the other, exposing their private parts. Then they sniff each other to see if they like the scent. Finally they lick each other and get on with it.'
'I don't see how you can compare-'
'I think the two of you are sniffing around.'
'Charlie, she's a married-'
'Now, she is attractive in a modern way, I suppose, though that androgynous look doesn't appeal to me. I like women a little rounder, a little softer. Not all angles and planes.'
'Are you quite finished, you chauvinistic old lech?'
'Quite, unless you want to hear about the widow-lady toxicologist who seduced me during a spectrophotometry procedure late one night at the morgue.'
'Already heard it, Charlie.'
'Dear me. Senex bis puer. 'An old man is twice a boy.' I shall have to watch myself.'
In the lobby we walked under a mural of the early Spaniards making nice with the Caloosa Indians, trading food for clothing and other blatant historical lies. On the wall were portraits of distinguished judges, some of whom had never been indicted. I started telling Charlie about the professor. He started telling me about his testimony for the defense in a malpractice case where the doctor failed to save the life of a man who shot himself in the head, trying to commit suicide. Then he interrupted himself.
'You know the female hyena is often larger than the male, and her private parts resemble those of the male. Early naturalists thought the hyena was a hermaphrodite because of the female's false scrotum and a pronounced clitoris that was mistaken for a penis.'
'Charlie, is there a point to this?'
'Well, it makes you wonder about the evolutionary process. Eons ago, female hyenas with pronounced male- like features fared better than more feminine hyenas. So today every female hyena appears male at first glance.'
'Or first sniff.'
'Exactly. Perhaps it was easier for the male hyena if the structure appeared familiar. Perhaps androgyny is mankind's future as well. Women in pants and short hair, some looking like motorcycle hoodlums or-what is that style called-pest?'
'Punk. I don't think it ever caught on.'
' Deo Gratias! Thank God.''
We headed out the front door and down the steps onto Flagler Street. An overloaded bus belched a cloud of black smoke at us as we crossed the street to Flanigan's Quarterdeck Lounge.
'I'll buy you a Reuben on rye if you promise not to mention hyenas or bodily functions,' I offered.
'A deal.' Then, after a moment's deliberation, Charlie said, 'I think it was Pliny the Elder who wrote that hyenas were ab uno animali sepulchra erui inquisitione corporum. '
'Come again.'
''The only animals that dig up graves searching for corpses.''
'Old Pliny never met a coroner,' I said.
CHAPTER 15
'Howdy,' said the man in the canvas hat.
'Howdy,' I said right back.
