The Quantum Connection

interesting, was his skin. It was red, bright red and seemed to glow.

I scanned the area and noted that all of the creatures here were red-skinned giants with elfin ears and red fur hair. Opolawn's entourage was all dressed in a similar manner to him, and most of them were wielding some type of staff. I concluded that these staffs were weapons and that I didn't want to get on the wrong end of one of them.

He laughed a deep booming laugh and in an echoing voice said, 'Prawmitoos, I see you have brought pets with you.'

'They aren't mine, Opolawn. I am merely giving them a lift. They have things they would like to discuss with you,' Prawmitoos answered in his screeching voice.

'Indeed.' Opolawn turned to his entourage and issued some orders in a tongue that Mike had never heard of before.

Apparently there was more to this YIT than we had been able to find. Perhaps as part of the treaty that the Teytoonis had with the Lumpeyins, the Lumpeyins were firewalled off from the YIT.

'Speak, Earthlings. Who are you?' Opolawn commanded.

Tabitha slowly and confidently stepped forward and in her voice of command but with an edge of diplomacy said, 'Opolawn, I am General Tabitha Clemons, the leader of Earth's space defense force. We are here to discuss the presence of both Teytoonis and Lumpeyin technology in our solar system and the likelihood of having it removed in a peaceful manner.'

Opolawn's voice boomed again as he laughed. 'I see. Did you Earthlings go to the Teytoonis or did they come to you?'

'That is a complicated question, but suffice it to say that we met them halfway,' Tabitha said.

Opolawn walked between all of us looking closely and smelling us. As he sniffed us he waved his left hand up and down in front of us like he was an evangelist about to heal us. My guess was that he was using some sort of sensor on us. He stopped in front of me and bent forward to peer down into my eyes. I matched his gaze with burning hatred and overbearing confidence.

Mike, be ready. If this son of a bitch makes a move we'll show him just how tough we are. 

I am ready, Steven. 

'You, are different,' Opolawn said to me.

'Yeah, how so?' I asked.

He just smiled at me and said, 'I am not certain. But you are different and I do not know you.' He moved on to Anson.

'You, I know.' Opolawn's body morphed into a giant purple emu and then it morphed into the likeness of Albert Einstein wearing a spacesuit. Opolawn's likeness of Albert Einstein said in a mockingly whiny tone, 'It was not your fault that the world took your great invention and tried to destroy itself, Anson.'

Anson looked shocked and began cursing the alien with every redneck curse word he had ever learned. 'Have you been in my head, you alien thug? !@##?! You should not have told me this because now I'm gonna have to kick your ass, you overgrown sunburned pointy-eared goddamned alien freak!' Anson seethed in anger and I could see veins pulsing on his temples as he clenched his fists tight and shifted his weight onto the balls of his feet.

Opolawn chuckled with booming laughter while Anson continued to curse him up one side and down the other. Anson professed several times that Opolawn was going to pay for violating his mind and the human race. Opolawn just continued to tease him. Then he appeared for a brief moment as something that looked like a flu virus with Casimir effect power generators attached to it and then he morphed back into Einstein.

Tabitha, Jim, and 'Becca seemed to realize what Anson and the Einstein lookalike were arguing about. 'Becca seethed with anger and looked ready to pounce, but Tabitha interrupted.

'Opolawn, enough tricks!' she ordered. Opolawn found it amusing and morphed back into himself. 'So, it is true then. You have invaded Anson's mind through his dreams before?'

'That is true, General Clemons.' Opolawn laughed again. 'I visited Dr. Clemons from time to time.'

'Did you alter his mind?' 'Becca asked.

'I only . . . visited. I occasionally left an idea or two, but your scientist here is quite the smart little monkey and would have figured it out on his own . . . in another forty years or so.' Opolawn laughed again.

'That is bordering on a violation of the Treaty, Opolawn,' Prawmitoos said calmly in his girly voice.

'You will pay for invading my mind, alien!' Anson activated his warp armor. Seeing this startled all of us and we followed his lead. He was very pissed and I thought was about to start bustin' caps up in Opolawn's ass. But somehow he restrained himself. 'You haven't returned since the War, Al. Why?' Anson asked.

'Why, my dear monkey, you accomplished your part. But I see you have continued to work on the technology.' Opolawn poked his finger at Anson's warp armor shield. Simultaneously the shield glimmered blue while Opolawn glimmered red in a wave from his finger to his tail. 'Very impressive. You did this on your own, too!'

'Opolawn,' Prawmitoos interrupted. The little regally marked Gray stepped between Anson and the Lumpeyin emperor. 'Have you discussed your interaction and influence changes with the Arbitrators?' His head was about knee-high to Opolawn but the little alien didn't seem afraid.

Opolawn seethed and glared downward at the little Gray. 'Do not threaten me, Prawmitoos. You know as well as I do that the creatures in the probatur claustrum are not protected by the treaty.'

'Probatur claustrum?' Anson asked. I could tell he was trying to translate it in his head.

Mike, what does that mean? 

Probatur is a Teytoonise word for test or examine and claustrum can mean pen, cell, prison. I would say the best combination would be test cell or examining cell.