Mrs. Crowley was obliged to laugh at the neatness with which he had entrapped her. Or had he fallen into the trap which she had set for him? She really did not quite know.
'If your object in thus abducting me was to talk, hadn't you better do so?' she asked. 'I hope you will endeavour to be not only amusing but instructive.'
'I wanted to point out to you that it is not civil pointedly to ignore a man who is sitting next to you at luncheon.'
'Did I do that? I'm so sorry. But I know you're greedy, and I thought you'd be absorbed in the lobster mayonnaise.'
'I'm beginning to think I dislike you rather than otherwise,' he murmured reflectively.
'Ah, I suppose that is why you haven't been in to see me for so long.'
'May I venture to remind you that I've called upon you three times during the last week.'
'I've been out so much lately,' she answered, with a little wave of her hand.
'Nonsense. Once I heard you playing scales in the drawing-room, and once I positively saw you peeping at me through the curtains.'
'Why didn't you make a face at me?' she asked.
'You're not going to trouble to deny it?'
'It's perfectly true.'
Dick could not help giving a little laugh. He didn't quite know whether he wanted to kiss Julia Crowley or to shake her.
'And may I ask why you've treated me in this abominable fashion?' he asked blandly.
She looked at him sideways from beneath her long eyelashes. Dick was a man who appreciated the artifices of civilisation in the fair sex, and he was pleased with her pretty hat and with the flounces of her muslin frock.
'Because I chose,' she smiled.
He shrugged his shoulders and put on an air of resignation.
'Of course if you're going to make yourself systematically disagreeable unless I marry you, I suppose I must bow to the inevitable.'
'I don't know if you have the least idea what you're talking about,' she answered, raising her eyebrows. 'I'm sure I haven't.'
'I was merely asking you in a rather well-turned phrase to name the day. The lamb shall be ready for the slaughter.'
'Is that a proposal of marriage?' she asked gaily.
'If not it must be its twin brother,' he returned.
'I'm so glad you've told me, because if I'd met it in the street I should never have recognised it, and I should simply have cut it dead.'
'You show as little inclination to answer a question as a cabinet minister in the House of Commons.'
'Couldn't you infuse a little romance into it? You see, I'm American, and I have a certain taste for sentiment in affairs of the heart.'
'I should be charmed, only you must remember that I have no experience in these matters.'
'That is visible to the naked eye,' she retorted. 'But I would suggest that it is only decent to go down on your bended knees.'
'That sounds a perilous feat to perform in a hansom cab, and it would certainly attract an amount of attention from passing bus-drivers which would be embarrassing.'
'You could never convince me of the sincerity of your passion unless you did something of the kind,' she replied.
'I assure you that it is quite out of fashion. Lovers now-a-days are much too middle-aged, and their joints are creaky. Besides it ruins the trousers.'
'I admit your last reason is overwhelming. No nice woman should ask a man to make his trousers baggy at the knees.'
'How could she love him if they were!' exclaimed Dick.
'But at all events there can be no excuse for your not saying that you know you are utterly unworthy of me.'
'Wild horses wouldn't induce me to make a statement which is so remote from the truth,' he replied coolly. 'I did it with my little hatchet.'
'And of course you must threaten to commit suicide if I don't consent. That is only decent.'
'Women are such sticklers for routine,' he sighed. 'They have no originality. They have a passion for commonplace, and in moments of emotion they fly with unerring instinct into the flamboyance of melodrama.'
'I like to hear you use long words. It makes me feel so grown up.'
'By the way, how old are you?' he asked suddenly.
'Twenty-nine,' she answered promptly.
'Nonsense. There is no such age.'
