TIFFANY: Hello?
NEIL: What’s happening?
TIFFANY: I’m dead. That joker last night belongs in the zoo.
NEIL: Yeah, well, his money’s as green as anybody else’s. Guess who I’ve got on the phone?
TIFFANY: I’m too tired for guessing games, Neil.
NEIL: Freddie.
TJFFANY: Freaky Freddie?
NEIL: Freaky Freddie.
TIFFANY: Don’t tell me. What’s on his mind?
NEIL: Now what the hell you think’s on his mind?
TIFFANY: Oh not now. I’m just not ready for him. I haven’t even had a bath.
NEIL: Hey, you know the score. When he’s ready, he’s ready, and right now he’s ready.
TIFFANY: I’ve got to get my head on straight. Tell him have him call back in twenty minutes.
NEIL: Now! Twenty minutes, he’ll beat off and save the money.
TIFFANY: Christ, Neil -
NEIL: I said it’s now, baby. Now straighten your head up and let’s get it on.
TIFFANY: (Groans) Okay, five minutes, stall him for live.
NEIL: I’ll give you three.
Click.
LIVINGSTON: Tape PC-2, same subjects, one-thirteen P.M.
Click.
TIFFANY: Hello.
NEIL: You ready?
TIFFANY: I guess. This won’t win any prizes.
NEIL: I’m looking at a bill-and-a—half, not any Academy Awards. I’m patching you in now.
Click.
FREDDIE: H-h-h-hello?
TIFFANY: (Very softly) Hello Freddie.
FREDDIE: I, uh, h-h-how you b-b-been?
TIFFANY: Just fine, and you?
FREDDIE: Okay.
TIFFANY: Freddie, guess who I’ve got here with me?
FREDDIE: (Excited) I d-d-don’t know. I g-g-give up.
TIFFANY: My photographer friend.
FREDDIE: Y-y-you mean the one w-w-with
TIFFANY: The redhead, Freddie, with the big tits.
FREDDIE: Oh y-y-yeah.
TIFFANY: She’s shooting for Penthouse this time.
FREDDIE: P-P-Penthouse?
TIFFANY: She looks really wild today. She’s wearing a silver, uh, lame jumpsuit.
FREDDIE: W-w-with z-z-zippers?
TIFFANY: All the way down the front. Why don’t you just relax Freddie? Lay back and relax and let it happen, baby. You have some music on?
FREDDIE: B-B-Berlioz.
TIFFANY: Perfect.
FREDDIE: Are the z-z-zippers p-p-pulled down?
TIFFANY: Give me time, honey.
The zipper goes all the way down the front. And...
she’s zipping it down,
now...
