“More of a road rage thing.”
“The way you drive, you probably deserved it.” She held up a gardening trowel in one thin hand. “Now get off my property before I strip your paint job down to the metal.”
I shifted into reverse. I wasn’t so sure I could take her after all.
CHAPTER 22
“ What happened to you?” Clint asked me. I flinched and spilled coffee on my hands and the counter in the office kitchenette. I hadn’t heard him come up behind me and I was jumpy: if the guys in the SUV knew where I lived, they also had to know where I worked.
Clint was looking at the fat lip Ryan had given me during last night’s little sideshow.
“It’s nothing,” I said. “I was accosted.”
“Accosted.”
“Mugged.”
“By who? Mike Tyson?”
“Just a guy.”
“Since when does just a guy get the better of Jonah Geller?”
“He had a friend.”
“So there were two guys.”
“Yes. I didn’t see the other one at first. He came up behind me.”
Clint sighed. “When did it become so easy to lie to me?”
“Clint, it’s nothing, okay? Nothing to do with work. Let it go. Please.”
He poured coffee into his mug and added a splash of skim milk to it. “If this is your way of showing me you’re ready for a case, you might want to rethink your approach.” He walked out of the kitchenette before I could respond. It was just as well. I had nothing to say but more lies.
Andy Robb was alone in our cube farm, researching the sports memorabilia market in preparation for an undercover job at a firm that was reportedly flooding Toronto with fake sports jerseys, photos and other artifacts.
“Check this out,” Andy said. “Remember Mickey Truman?”
I looked up from MediaTron, where I’d been reading follow-ups on the Kylie Warren shooting. “Sure,” I said. “Played first base for the Blue Jays way back when. Good bat, no glove, as I recall. Moved like an elm tree out there. Should have been a DH.”
“He was killed in a car crash last March, down near Dunedin.”
“I remember. During spring training, wasn’t it?”
“Yeah. They brought him back as a hitting instructor.”
“What about him?”
“His rookie card, in mint condition, was going for less than five bucks before he died. Now it’s up over twelve. Two hundred and forty per cent increase, just because he got himself killed. Funny how someone can be worth more dead than alive.”
No it wasn’t, I thought. Not in the least.
Founded largely by Scots, Toronto was once the most homogeneous of cities. A century ago, diversity meant you took your Presbyterianism through the mellowing filter of Andrew Melville instead of straight up from John Knox himself. Today, Toronto is reportedly the most multicultural city in the world, with the greatest number of countries represented among its immigrants and more than a hundred and thirty languages and dialects spoken. Driving west on Bloor near the University of Toronto, looking for a parking spot, I saw people in every skin tone you could imagine, from blue-black to coffee with double cream to the palest bleached rose. In the hot weather, many were stripped down to T-shirts and tank tops, showing off colourful tattoos and other body art.
Toronto had been so conservative once, so buttoned-down and Victorian. Now the old girl had not only thrown off her crinolines, she’d gone and had her labia pierced.
I finally scored a parking spot west of Spadina and walked back past stores that catered to every aspect of campus, bohemian and eco-vegan life: a copy shop, two sushi joints, a tattoo and piercing parlor, a bookstore catering to spiritual seekers, a cycle repair shop and a store that sold only products made from hemp-except, of course, the combustibles.
The Registered Association of Ontario Pharmacists was in a Georgian mansion on Huron north of Bloor, in a block of mansions that housed medical and therapy practices, embassies, private clubs, galleries and the one true bane of the Annex: fraternity houses. The entrance to the college was framed by a large stone portico with four columns. Tall leaded windows were set in fieldstone bays. Winston Chan greeted me on the ground floor and walked me up a flight of carpeted stairs to his office.
Chan was a heavy man in his forties, with a black brushcut and rosy patches on both cheeks that made him look merry. His office was lined with shelves that contained books, thick binders and stacks of paper. He sat behind his desk and clasped his hands behind his neck; I took the club chair facing him.
“Like I told you on the phone, there are strict limits to what I can tell you,” Chan said.
“I know so little, anything is bound to help.”
He turned his computer monitor out of my line of vision and tapped in a password. “Here we go. You said his name is Silver, eh?”
“Yes. First name Jay.”
“Strange. I don’t have anyone by that name in our registry,” Chan frowned. “There’s a Samuel Jason Silver. Could that be the same?”
“Is he the only Silver you have?”
“Yup. His registered location is the Med-E-Mart on Laird Boulevard in Leaside.”
“He’s the one.”
“I’ll be honest with you, Mr. Geller, I’ve just told you pretty much everything I can about him.”
“You’re kidding.”
“Unless he’s been disciplined by the Association in response to an investigation.”
“Can we check?”
“I’m doing it as we speak,” said Chan, the bright blue of his monitor reflected in his wire-rim glasses. “Hmm,” he said after a moment. “Nope, nothing here. Looks like he’s kept his nose clean, as far as we’re concerned.”
“How tight a rein do you keep on your members?”
“Not as tight as I’d like. There are thousands of pharmacies in the province. We can’t inspect them more than once every three years or so, and even then we mainly look at their prescriptions for signs of irregularities. Our mission is to protect public safety; we don’t concern ourselves with business practices or anything like that. Now what’s this about? Has Mr. Silver done something I should be aware of?”
“I don’t know. Between you and me, a threat has been made against him and I’ve been asked to look into it.”
“But not by him.”
“No.”
“Otherwise you’d be asking him these questions, not me.”
“Right.”
“Then on whose behalf are you investigating?”
“A member of the family.” I left out the part about it being a notorious crime family. “Can I ask a hypothetical question?”
“You can always ask,” he said.
“Why would a pharmacist ship goods out of his store instead of taking them in?”
“What kind of goods?”
“Sealed cartons from the manufacturer-enough to fill a cube van.”
Chan mulled that one over. “Well, there are circumstances that would allow for it. Some pharmacies have wholesale licences that permit them to ship quantities of drugs to other pharmacies-if they comply with federal
