“Lemme guess. Best you ever had.”
“Fuck off.”
“Hell, she’s the best I ever had, and I’ve had a helluva lot more than you.”
“I don’t keep score,” I said.
“We all keep score. Even Boy Scouts like you.”
From the Porsche, Krista yelled, “You coming, Charlie? Thought we were late.”
He ignored her and looked at me with a mirthless smile. “Did you play rough? That’s the way she likes it, you know.”
“This how you get off? Talking to guys about fucking.”
“You didn’t leave any bruises, did you, stud?”
“Fuck you.”
“If you did, it’ll cost you.”
“Who are you, her pimp?”
The guy laughed. “Pimp. Manager. Fuck buddy. Man for all seasons. But you, stud? You’re just a john.”
4 People Change
I have no excuses, other than being 23, with more sex drive than brain power. I seem to remember rationalizing my conduct:
But the truth is that I didn’t care about her. I simply took what was offered and gave nothing in return, except some crumpled twenty-dollar bills.
That was then. And now?
I didn’t want to get involved in Amy’s life, either. All I needed was to convince her that I wasn’t the last person to see her sister alive. There was “Charlie.” Problem was, my story of a rainy day and a mystery guy with a comb-over would sound like bullshit. The truth often does. If I could find Charlie’s last name, I’d have something solid to give Amy. Then I would bid her good-bye, good luck, and have a nice life.
Jake Lassiter, still the escape artist.
Fifteen minutes after leaving the Justice Building with my DUI jury out, I was cruising across the MacArthur Causeway, headed toward my office on South Beach. It was a crystalline clear, breezy afternoon, the sun bursting into diamonds on the bay. To my right, one of the big cruise ships was steaming out Government Cut, headed to the islands.
I tried calling my old teammate Rusty MacLean. Back in the day, he’d known a lot of sleazebags. Maybe he could pin a last name on “Charlie.” Rusty’s voicemail promised he’d ring me right back, if he wasn’t fishing, riding his horse, or coaching his daughters’ field hockey team.
With the top down, my car attracts whistles, horn toots, and tail-fin envy. It’s a 1984 Caddy convertible that’s gone to the moon, according to the odometer.
The Biarritz Eldorado was my fee from Stan (Strings) Hendricks, a Key West piano tuner, who was picked up on the Overseas Highway with three hundred pounds of Acapulco Gold in the trunk. If I didn’t win the case, Strings would do a dime for trafficking, and I’d get squat.
The sheriff’s deputy testified that he had kept pace with the Caddy, which was supposedly speeding. After the stop, the cop said he smelled marijuana, giving him probable cause to search the car. But I subpoenaed the cruiser’s videotape, and by counting the seconds between a clearly visible bridge and a gas station, I proved that Strings was going only 43 mph. Search quashed, marijuana excluded. My client went free, and I got his cream- colored Biarritz Eldorado with red velour pillowed upholstery. The car looked like a Bourbon Street brothel on wheels, and naturally, I loved it.
My cell rang just as I passed the Fisher Island ferry port.
“Jake, you worthless SOB,” Rusty greeted me. “Where you been hiding out?”
“Unlike some people, I have to work for a living.”
“Screw that. C’mon down to the Keys and let’s chase some bonefish.”
When he wasn’t at his house-on-stilts in Islamorada, Rusty lived on thirty acres of what used to be mango orchards in the Redlands. He’d married a lovely woman and fathered twin girls. In his spare time, of which he had plenty, Rusty ran a foundation that kept at-risk kids in school and out of trouble. After Rusty the Reprobate retired from the game, he had changed. I respected him for that.
We swapped insults, and then I asked Rusty what he remembered about the night at Bozo’s.
“I don’t wanna revisit that shit,” Rusty said. “I was a total dog back then.”
“One hundred percent pussy hound,” I agreed. “But it’s important, okay?”
“I’ve pretty much erased the nineties from my memory bank. Except for ’91 when I made the Pro Bowl.”
I could have said,
“Let me refresh your recollection, Rusty,” I said, as if cross-examining a hostile witness. “You got rough with the girl, she stabbed you, and a friendly doc in Hialeah stitched you up under a tequila anesthetic.”
“Yeah, still got the scar. All right, what do you want to know?”
“The girl ever mention a guy named Charlie?”
“Who the hell can remember?”
“Try, okay?”
“You got a last name?”
“That’s what I’m looking for.”
“Can’t help you. Sorry.”
“Ever see the girl again?”
“Why would I? What’s this about, anyway?”
I told him about my meeting with Amy Larkin.
“Bummer,” Rusty said, reaching back decades for the word. “But don’t blame yourself, Jake. Jeez, compared to me, you were a gentleman.”
“Compared to you, the Marquis de Sade was a gentleman.”
“You want my advice, let it go.”
“I intend to. But I’d like to give the sister a lead, some nudge in the right direction. Then I’m done.”
“Wish I could help you, Jake.”
“What about the other stripper?” I asked. “Sonia something.”
“Sonia Majeski. You need her number?”
“You’re still in touch?” I couldn’t believe it.
“She called me a couple years ago after reading about Rusty’s Scholars.”
One of the New Rusty’s good deeds. He selected several of the best-and poorest-students at Miami Central High School and took them on Caribbean cruises, along with volunteer guidance counselors and SAT tutors.
He told me that Sonia had gotten out of the life. Studied accounting at Miami-Dade, married a Customs agent, and snagged a job with Royal Caribbean. Now she was a purser on a cruise ship and got Rusty hefty discounts for his scholarship cruises.
He promised to text me Sonia’s number as soon as we hung up. I told him I’d chase the wily bonefish with him soon. He called me a liar. I told him to fuck off. Translation: We’re still asshole buddies.
In ten minutes, I would be sitting at my desk, punching the phone. With a little luck, Sonia Majeski would know what happened to Krista Larkin. With a lot of luck, maybe Krista wasn’t dead. Maybe she’d changed her name and married a dentist and was living in Lauderdale-by-the-Sea in a four-bedroom house with two kids, a swimming pool, and a hybrid SUV parked out front.
Yeah, and maybe I’ll be the first ambulance chaser appointed to the Supreme Court. Chances were, Krista was long gone. I just didn’t want her sister running around town shouting that I had something to do with it.
