case are trophies. Athletic trophies.
'They're gorgeous,' Jenny said. 'I've never seen ones that look like real gold and silver.'
'They are.'
'Jesus. Yours?'
'No. His.'
It is an indisputable matter of record that Oliver Barrett III did not place in the Amsterdam Olympics. It is, however, also quite true that he enjoyed significant rowing triumphs on various other occasions. Several. Many. The well-polished proof of this was now before Jennifer's dazzled eyes.
'They don't give stuff like that in the Cranston bowling leagues.'
Then I think she tossed me a bone.
'Do you have trophies, Oliver?'
'Yes.'
'In a case?'
'Up in my room. Under the bed.'
She gave me one of her good Jenny-looks and whispered:
'We'll go look at them later, huh?'
Before I could answer, or even gauge Jenny's true motivations for suggesting a trip to my bedroom, we were interrupted.
'Ah, hello there.'
Sonovabitch! It was the Sonovabitch.
'Oh, hello, sir. This is Jennifer — '
'Ah, hello there.'
He was shaking her hand before I could finish the introduction. I noted that he was not wearing any of his Banker Costumes. No indeed; Oliver III had on a fancy cashmere sport jacket. And there was an insidious smile on his usually rocklike countenance.
'Do come in and meet Mrs. Barrett.'
Another once-in-a-lifetime thrill was in store for Jennifer: meeting Alison Forbes 'Tipsy' Barrett.
(In perverse moments I wondered how her boarding-school nickname might have affected her, had she not grown up to be the earnest do-gooder museum trustee she was.) Let the record show that Tipsy Forbes never completed college. She left Smith in her sophomore year, with the full blessing of her parents, to wed Oliver Barrett III.
'My wife Alison, this is Jennifer — '
He had already usurped the function of introducing her.
'Calliveri,' I added, since Old Stony didn't know her last name.
'Cavilleri,' Jenny added politely, since I had mispronounced it — for the first and only time in my goddamn life.
'As in Cavalleria Rusticana?' asked my mother, probably to prove that despite her drop-out status, she was still pretty cultured.
'Right.' Jenny smiled at her. 'No relation.'
'Ah,' said my mother.
'Ah,' said my father.
To which, all the time wondering if they had caught Jenny's humor, I could but add: 'Ah?'
Mother and Jenny shook hands, and after the usual exchange of banalities from which one never progressed in my house, we sat down. Everybody was quiet. I tried to sense what was happening. Doubtless, Mother was sizing up Jennifer, checking out her costume (not Boho this afternoon), her posture, her demeanor, her accent. Face it, the Sound of Cranston was there even in the politest of moments. Perhaps Jenny was sizing up Mother. Girls do that, I'm told. It's supposed to reveal things about the guys they're going to marry. Maybe she was also sizing up Oliver III. Did she notice he was taller than I? Did she like his cashmere jacket?
Oliver III, of course, would be concentrating his fire on me, as usual.
'How've you been, son?'
For a goddamn Rhodes scholar, he is one lousy conversationalist.
'Fine, sir. Fine.'
As a kind of equal-time gesture, Mother greeted Jennifer.
'Did you have a nice trip down?'
'Yes,' Jenny replied, 'nice and swift.'
'Oliver is a swift driver,' interposed Old Stony.
'No swifter than you, Father,' I retorted.
What would he say to that?
'Uh — yes. I suppose not.'
You bet your ass not, Father.
Mother, who is always on his side, whatever the circumstances, turned the subject to one of more universal interest — music or art, I believe. I wasn't exactly listening carefully. Subsequently, a teacup found its way into my hand.
'Thank you,' I said, then added, 'We'll have to be going soon.'
'Huh?' said Jenny. It seems they had been discussing Puccini — or something, and my remark was considered somewhat tangential. Mother looked at me (a rare event).
'But you did come for dinner, didn't you?'
'Uh — we can't,' I said.
'Of course,' Jenny said, almost at the same time.
'I've gotta get back,' I said earnestly to Jen.
Jenny gave me a look of 'What are you talking about?' Then Old Stonyface pronounced:
'You're staying for dinner. That's an order.'
The fake smile on his face didn't make it any less of a command. And I don't take that kind of crap even from an Olympic finalist.
'We can't, sir,' I replied.
'We have to, Oliver,' said Jenny.
'Why?' I asked.
'Because I'm hungry,' she said.
We sat at the table obedient to the wishes of Oliver III. He bowed his head. Mother and Jenny followed suit. I tilted mine slightly.
'Bless this food to our use and us to Thy service, and help us to be ever mindful of the needs and wants of others. This we ask in the name of Thy Son Jesus Christ, Amen.'
Jesus Christ, I was mortified. Couldn't he have omitted the piety just this once? What would Jenny think? God, it was a throwback to the Dark Ages.
'Amen,' said Mother (and Jenny too, very softly).
'Play ball!' said I, as kind of a pleasantry.
Nobody seemed amused. Least of all Jenny. She looked away from me. Oliver III glanced across at me.
'I certainly wish you would play ball now and then, Oliver.'
We did not eat in total silence, thanks to my mother's remarkable capacity for small talk.
'So your people are from Cranston, Jenny?'
'Mostly. My mother was from Fall River.'
'The Barretts have mills in Fall River,' noted Oliver III.
'Where they exploited the poor for generations,' added Oliver IV.
'In the nineteenth century,' added Oliver III.
My mother smiled at this, apparently satisfied that her Oliver had taken that set. But not so.
'What about those plans to automate the mills?' I volleyed back.
There was a brief pause. I awaited some slamming retort.
'What about coffee?' said Alison Forbes Tipsy Barrett.