'Sleep-walking scene, 'Macbeth,'' said Arvasita. 'Leola's great night at the church fair and bazar, El Paso, in Shakespeare's acknowledged masterpiece. Leola's repetwar likewise includes 'Catherine the Queen before her Judges,' 'Quality of Mercy is not Strained,' 'Death of Little Nell,' 'Death of Paul Dombey,' 'Death of the Old Year,' 'Burial of Sir John Moore,' and other standard gems suitable for ladies.'
'Leola,' said her mother, 'recite 'When the British Warrior Queen' to the gentleman.'
'No, momma, please not,' said Leola, and her voice made me look at her; something of appeal sounded in it.
'Leola is that young you must excuse her,' said her mother—and I thought the girl winced.
'Come away, Guy,' suddenly snapped little Mrs. Jeffries. 'We are wasting the gentleman's time. You are no infant prodigy, and we have no pictures of your calves to show him in the papers.'
'Why, mother!' cried the boy, and he gave a brotherly look to Leola.
But the girl, scarlet and upset, now ran inside the house.
'As for wasting time, madam,' said I, with indignation, 'you are wasting yours in attempting to prejudice the judges.'
'There!' said Guy.
'And, Mrs. Mattern,' continued, 'if I may say so without offense, the age (real or imaginary) of the speakers may make a difference in Albuquerque, but with our committee not the slightest.'
'Thank you, I'm sure,' said Mrs. Mattern, bridling.
'Eastern ideas are ever welcome in Sharon,' said Mrs. Jeffries. 'Good-morning.' And she removed Guy and herself into her house, while Mrs. Mattern and Arvasita, stiffly ignoring me, passed into their own door.
'Come have a drink,' said Stuart to me. 'I am glad you said it. Old Mother Mattern will let down those prodigy skirts. The poor girl has been ashamed of them these two years, but momma has bulldozed her into staying young for stage effect. The girl's not conceited, for a wonder, and she speaks well. It is even betting which of the two widows you have made the maddest.'
Close by the saloon we were impeded by a rush of small boys. They ran before and behind us suddenly from barrels and unforeseen places, and wedging and bumping between us, they shouted: 'Chicken-legs! Ah, look at the chicken-legs!'
For a sensitive moment I feared they were speaking of me; but the folding slat-doors of the saloon burst open outward, and a giant barkeeper came among the boys and caught and shook them to silence.
'You want to behave,' was his single remark; and they dispersed like a Sunday-school.
I did not see why they should thus describe him. He stood and nodded to us, and jerked big thumb towards the departing flock. 'Funny how a boy will never think,' said he, with amiability. 'But they'll grow up to be about as good as the rest of us, I guess. Don't you let them monkey with you, Josey!' he called.
'Naw, I won't,' said a voice. I turned and saw, by a barrel, a youth in knee-breeches glowering down the street at his routed enemies. He was possibly eight, and one hand was bound in a grimy rag. This was Chickenlegs.
'Did they harm you, Josey?' asked the giant.
'Naw, they didn't.'
'Not troubled your hand any?'
