'In particular, I note that you continue to insist that the Union of Arcana must receive title to at least half the portals contained in this cluster. A cluster, I remind you, which is in Sharona's possession and which was first surveyed by the civilian survey crew which your troops massacred.'
'I'm afraid I must disagree with you, Viscount,' Skirvon said in his most respectful tones. 'You appear to be implying that Arcana has taken no cognizance of Sharona's insistence on retaining total possession of this cluster- despite the fact that it's still to be established who actually fired the first shot, and the fact that our total casualties have been much higher than your own. In fact, we have taken cognizance of that insistence. Our position may not have changed,' he smiled the empty, pleasant smile of a professional diplomat, 'but rejection of your Emperor's … proposals is scarcely the same thing as not responding to them.'
The Ternathian noble leaned back in his chair-the floating chair, provided by Skirvon-and folded his arms across his chest. The leaves whispering wind-songs overhead were growing thinner by the day, Skirvon noticed as a shaft of sunlight fell through them and illuminated the tabletop's rich, polished grain and glittered brilliantly on the translating personal crystal lying between him and Simrath. Those leaves remained unfortunately thick, however, and a part of him wished Two Thousand Harshu had decided he could wait just a little longer.
Which is pretty stupid of you, Rithmar, when you've been pushing him just as hard as you dared from the beginning.
'Master Skirvon,' Simrath said, 'I'm at something of a loss to understand Arcana's motives in sending you to this conference table.'
'I beg your pardon, My Lord?'
'Officially, you're here because 'talking is better than shooting,' I believe you said,' Simrath observed.
'While I can't disagree with that particular statement, ultimately, the shooting is going to resume unless we manage to resolve the issues between us here, at this table. So it strikes me as rather foolish for the two of us to sit here, day after day, exchanging empty pleasantries, when it's quite obvious you're under instructions not to agree to anything.'
Despite himself, Skirvon blinked. He was ill-accustomed to that degree of … frankness from an opponent in any negotiation. After all, two-thirds of the art of diplomacy consisted of wearing down the other side by saying as little as possible in the maximum possible number of words. The last thing any professional diplomat truly wanted was some sort of 'major breakthrough' whose potential outcome lay outside the objectives covered by his instructions.
More to the point, however, Simrath had observed the rules of the game up to this stage and taken no official notice of Skirvon's delaying tactics. So why had he chosen today, of all days, to stop playing along?
'In addition,' the viscount continued calmly, 'I must tell you that the distressing number of … unpleasant scenes between members of your party and my own do not strike me as being completely, um, spontaneous, let's say. So I have to ask myself why, if you're so eager to negotiate with us, you're simultaneously offering absolutely nothing new, while either encouraging-or, at the very least, tolerating-extraordinarily disruptive behavior on the part of your uniformed subordinates. Would you, perhaps, care to enlighten my ignorance on these matters?'
Skirvon felt a most unpleasant sinking sensation in the vicinity of his midsection.
Stop that! he told himself sternly. Even if they've finally started waking up, it's too late to do them much good.
At least, he damned well hoped it was.
'Viscount Simrath,' he said in his firmest voice, 'I must protest your apparent charge that the
'unpleasant scenes' to which you refer were somehow deliberately contrived by myself or any other member of my negotiating party. What motive could we possibly have for such behavior?'
'That is an interesting question, isn't it?' Simrath smiled thinly. It was a smile which never touched his gray eyes-eyes, Skirvon realized, that were remarkably cold and clear. He'd never realized just how icy they could be, and it suddenly struck the Arcanan that Simrath was not only extraordinarily tall, like most of the Ternathians he'd already seen, but oddly fit for a diplomat. In fact, he looked in that moment like a very tough customer, indeed, and remarkably little like someone who spent his days carrying around nothing heavier-or more deadly-than a briefcase.
'What, precisely, do you wish to imply, My Lord?' Skirvon asked with the air of a man grasping a dilemma firmly by the horns.
'I wish to imply, sir,' Simrath said coolly, 'that it's never actually been your intention to negotiate any sort of permanent settlement or mutually acceptable terms. For reasons of your own, you've seen fit to initiate these negotiations and to keep Sharona talking. To this point, I've been willing to play your game, to see precisely what it was you truly had in mind. However, neither my patience, nor Emperor Zindel's tolerance, is inexhaustible. So, either the two of us will make significant progress over the next twenty-four hours, or else Sharona will withdraw from the talks. We'll see,' if his smile had been thin before, it was a razor this time, 'how you prefer shooting once again, rather than talking.'
Skirvon felt Dastiri stiffen at his side. Despite the Manisthuan's espousal of garsulthan, or 'real politics,' Dastiri's skin had always been thinner than Skirvon's. Fortunately, the younger man appeared to have himself under control, at least for the moment. Which was actually about as much as Skirvon could say about himself, if he wanted to be honest. He managed to keep himself from looking over his shoulder at Commander of Fifty Narshu, but it wasn't the easiest thing he'd ever done.
'That sounds remarkably like an ultimatum, My Lord,' he said.
'Does it?' Simrath cocked his head to one side, as if carefully considering what Skirvon had said, then shrugged. 'Good,' he said in an even cooler tone. 'After all, that's what it is.'
'The Union of Arcana is not accustomed to bending to ultimatums, My Lord!' Skirvon's response came out harder and more clipped than he'd intended.
'The perhaps you should seek to profit from the novel experience, Master Skirvon,' Simrath suggested.
'Or, of course, if my plain speaking has sufficiently affronted you, you can always withdraw yet again to … how was it you put it the other day? Ah, yes! Withdraw to 'allow tempers to cool,' I believe you said.'
Skirvon was astounded by the sharpness of the anger Simrath's words-and scornful attitude-sent jabbing through him. He felt his expression congeal, his nostrils pinched in ever so slightly, and the slight flicker in Simrath's eyes as the Sharonian obviously observed the physical signs of his anger only made that anger even sharper.
At that moment, Skirvon would have like nothing better than to stand up and storm away from that table.
Or to snatch an infantry-dragon out of some outsized pocket and blast the smiling aristocratic bastard across from him into a smoldering corpse. Unfortunately, he could do neither of those things … yet.
'My Lord,' he said through gritted teeth, instead, 'I must protest the entire tone of your comments and your apparent attitude. As I say, the Union of Arcana is unaccustomed to bending to ultimatums.
However,' he made himself inhale deeply and sat back in his own chair, 'whatever your own attitude, or that of your government, may be, my instructions remain unchanged.' Which, he reflected, is actually the truth. 'As such, I have no option but to continue my efforts to achieve at least some progress in resolving the matters which bring us here before anyone else is killed. I will continue to pursue my duty, but not without telling you that I most strongly protest the insulting nature of this exchange.'
'If the insult is too great,' Simrath said, almost indifferently, 'please feel free to withdraw. Otherwise, I trust, you'll at least stop insulting my intelligence by simply repeating the same, worn out, and completely pointless positions again and again and again.'
Dorzon chan Baskay watched the Arcanan diplomats' faces darken with anger. The younger of them, Dastiri, had never been particularly hard to read, and his anger at chan Baskay's confrontational language sparkled in his dark eyes. Skirvon was obviously older and more experienced than his assistant, but despite that, he was nowhere near as good at concealing his emotions as he clearly thought he was. And the fact that even though Skirvon was as furious as he obviously was, he'd swallowed not just the content of chan Baskay's words, but the deliberately insulting tone in which they'd been delivered, as well, told the cavalry officer quite a lot.
Unfortunately, chan Baskay wasn't certain exactly what that 'lot' was. The fact that Skirvon hadn't stormed away from the table in yet another of his patented temper tantrums was interesting, though.
Whatever these bastards were up to, Skirvon clearly needed to be here this morning.
Which, coupled with Hulmok's observations, doesn't precisely fill me with joy.
He didn't so much as glance in the Arpathian officer's direction, but he did withdraw his gold fountain pen from
