her.
But first I stepped onto the sun porch and checked once again that my computer was unplugged. Yes. And by now Studly would be in a coma. Maybe I wasn’t going to be implicated. But what about the Vos? Would they talk?
In the shower I wondered about the Vos. Surely the guy whose dog we’d killed would put the police onto the Vos. But you were always reading in the paper how Vietnamese people never talk to the cops. If you’re Vietnamese, even if some neighborhood Vietnamese hooligans come in and take your savings at knifepoint, you don’t talk to the authorities. If you trusted the authorities, you would have put the money in a bank instead of keeping it under your mattress in the first place. No, with any luck, the Vos would keep mum, and GoMotion would stonewall. So what would the cops have to go on?
I dried myself, and put on my shorts, sandals, argyle socks, and a favorite green shirt with cubic Mandelbrot sets. As I shaved, my calming reveries were interrupted by a loud pounding on the front door.
“Open up! Police!”
Oh well!
There was a black-and-white cop car parked on Tangle Way, and Susan Poker’s Mercedes was still in the driveway behind my Animata. She was standing by her car watching the police, Susan Poker with her red suit, bleached hair, and plastic-shiny makeup- she’d called the cops on me! I felt such strong hatred toward her that it made me weak in the knees.
“Open up!” repeated the policeman at my door.
I opened. The cop was an exceedingly tall and heavy young white guy with a thick mustache. His partner, who was smaller and Hispanic, hung back and kept his hand near his gun.
“Are you Jerzy Rugby?” asked the tall cop.
“Yes.”
“Sir, we have a search warrant and a warrant for your arrest.” He showed me some pieces of paper. One of the things they were authorized to look for was a “mobile robot.” They were authorized to search my house, my car and, if need be, my person and my body cavities.
“Sir, we are required to handcuff you. Please place your arms behind your back.”
Before I knew it, I was shackled in the grilled-off back of a police car with no handles on the inside of the door. It was surprisingly dirty back there, with empty coffee cups, Jack In The Box wrappers, and Mr. Donut boxes. Susan Poker walked past me and followed the police into my house. “I saw the robot right in here yesterday,” she called to them.
Yes, the East San Jose cops had failed to get my license plate number, the Vos were mute, and GoMotion was stonewalling, but Susan Poker-Susan Poker remembered having seen a robot shaped like a garbage can on wheels at my house, and she remembered how much attitude I’d given her. When she read the morning papers (none of the usual televised “Good Morning Amerikkka” fare today, what with all the digital TV channels ant- broken!), Susan Poker put two and two together, informed the police, and headed for my house to see the bust come down. At least these were the hypotheses that I immediately framed.
After a few minutes the policemen reappeared, lugging the main box of my computer. They set it down on the front porch.
“Here are his car keys,” said Susan Poker, emerging from the house. “I found them on his dresser.”
“Thank you, ma’am. But we’re going to have to ask you to stay out of the way.”
She glanced gloatingly at me and got back in her Mercedes to watch from there. After a few moments I saw her pick up her car phone.
Meanwhile the cops opened the trunk of my Animata. There lay silent Studly. The big cop got back in his car; he sat down on the seat in front of me and called the station. He had a speakerphone with a flip-up video screen in the dash.
“We have Jerzy Rugby and the mobile robot in custody. There’s also a box of backup CDs. Are you going to send a van to pick up the machinery? Uh-huh. So San Jose will. Yes. I’ll bring him in and leave Sergeant Roca here to watch the machinery. Ten-four.”
The big cop took me down to the Los Perros pplice station, which was quite near, just down at the foot of Polvo Para Hornear hill. He tucked my keys into my pants pocket before he left. A man at the station read me my rights and put me in an unfurnished, windowless basement room. Light came through a thick square of wire-mesh glass in the cell’s heavy wooden door. I sat on the low bench that was bolted to the wall across from the door. Except for me and the bench, the only other thing in the room was an ant crawling around on my sandaled foot. She was from the empty Mr. Donut box in the cop car, I imagined, or perhaps from my house or my yard. I crossed my leg to get a better look at her. When she reached the top of my argyle sock, she reached forward with her antennae and with her front pair of legs to feel of my leg hair and skin. No good, she decided, and headed back down my sock toward my sandal. Clever ants.
Yesterday Ida had said, “The Lord hates Daddy’s ants,” but I still thought the GoMotion ants were good. It was good to have put a stop to television, if only for a few days. If the truth be told, I’d been hoping all along that it would come to this-I mean, quite objectively, why else would I have been helping Roger evolve artificial life for DTV chips? I hoped it wouldn’t be as obvious to the courts as it was to me.
Of course it had been Roger Coolidge who’d made the initial decision to farm our ants on digital television compression and decompression chips. He’d done that before I’d even come to GoMotion. In a legendary feat of superhacking, Roger had built the ant lab while he’d been writing the code for ROBOT. LIB.
Roger said he’d picked DTV chips as his culture medium because they were cheap and they had a clean architecture for generating graphics. But I’d often thought about the possibility of the ants escaping into the world at large, and whenever he’d asked my opinion about design decisions, I’d always tilted toward the path that would make the ants more capable of spreading from chip to chip. Sometimes I had even e-mailed things to Roger about wanting to ruin digital TV, and he’d always responded in a friendly, if somewhat neutral, way. If any of that e-mail came out in the trials, I wasn’t going to stand a chance.
I sat there numb with worry for about half an hour, and then two San Jose cops showed up to take me downtown. The San Jose police station was a six-story beige building on First Street near Route 880. The press had gotten wind of my arrest, and there was a crowd of reporters outside the police station. They snapped pictures of me and yelled questions: “Can you make a statement?” “Why did you do it?” “When will television be restored to normal?” “What are your demands?”
I had a big San Jose cop on either side of me, and they dragged me past the reporters fast. Inside the building they brought me to a fourth-floor office with a man in a suit. All this time I was still wearing plastic handcuffs. I waited standing between the cops while the man finished talking on the phone.
“Uh-huh. He just got here. Five-eleven, 180 pounds, long brown hair, wire and horn-rim glasses, wearing short pants, argyle socks, Birkenstock sandals, and a colorful sport shirt? Check. Thank you, Mr. Pear. I’ll be expecting the fax. And please let us know if you have to leave town; we may need for you to make a deposition in person before the indictment.” He hung up and looked at me and the cops.
“Jerzy Rugby. I’m Captain Austin of the computer crime squad. You can uncuff him, officers. Thank you. Yes, you can go, though I’d like for one of you to wait outside. We won’t be too long. Thank you. Now then, Mr. Rugby, I’ve just been in contact with your former manager at GoMotion Inc., a Mr. Jeffrey Pear?”
“What is it that I’m charged with?”
“You have been read your rights, yes? Fine. We may still reformulate the charges. That’s one of the issues that we need to talk about before the D.A. takes this to the grand jury this afternoon. Your warrant of record is for criminal trespass, computer intrusion, and extreme cruelty to animals. Three state felony charges, with a possible maximum total sentence of fifteen years. And the feds want a crack at you, too. The federal prosecutor is getting a whole bouquet of different charges ready. How does treason sound? I have it on the best authority that the president of the United States wants your butt in jail for life. His exact words. The president likes TV. Jerzy, do you realize that under federal law treason is a capital crime?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I want to call a lawyer.”
“Certainly. You will be given the opportunity to call a lawyer. But first I’d like to have just a little background while I finish booking you. Jeffrey Pear says you were fired from GoMotion for breaking the security of-” Captain Austin glanced at the notepad on his desk, “-an artificial life experiment modeled on an ant colony. He further said that you had so contaminated your computer and a prototype GoMotion robot that these hardware items were given
