ogrillo dare, part of his dominance display: dismissing me as a threat.
I keep smiling. My cheeks hurt.
All four of them.
Still giving me his back, he ostentatiously strings his recurved compound bow. A theatrical flourish extracts an arrow; he holds the bow high over his head as he nocks the arrow and draws the string, making sure I get a great view. Then in one smooth motion he turns and fires and I just stand here grinning like somebody stapled my lips to my teeth.
The arrowhead chips sparks off a stone an arm’s length in front of my left foot.
Like I said: I know the rules.
His squint turns appreciative, and his trifurcate upper lip draws back from his tusks. Hoots that might be approval come faintly from the pack of Black Knives back at the fold. He paces toward me, nocking another arrow. From seventy yards or so, he lets fly. The arrow hisses past my right ear.
This fucker can shoot.
I open my hands invitingly, beckoning for him to try again. Closer.
Those hoots from the Black Knives are louder now. They’re starting to sound derisive. The bowstud’s face darkens, and he calls to me: “
Y’know, it never occurred to me that these cocksmokes might not speak Westerling.
He paces in another twenty yards, and there’s nothing theatrical about him now. He draws and fires without aiming and I let breath hiss from my lips and my legs go slack and my arms flop loose and I look at his eyes beyond the arrow’s sizzling rush as my right hand flicks up from thigh to face and closes on the arrowshaft, which burns skin as it skids to a stop along my palm. Its steel point stares at me, an inch from my eye.
No speakee? No problem. This is what you call
I spin the arrow through my fingers like a baton. Should pretty well conceal the electric shiver jolting out of my adrenals. At Garthan Hold, training arrows have sandbag heads.
Hoo.
Live points are. . a whole different
Hoo.
All
Now. More nonverbiage-
I balance the arrow, head down, on the tip of my left forefinger, and have an agonizing half second’s vision of just how stupid I’m gonna look if I don’t pull this off before I shrug a silent
The halves tumble away from each other to clatter into the rocks. The prairie chicken thing takes flight with an indignant skrill.
Ogrillo eyes track the pieces’ skitter, and when they skip back to me I spread my empty hands-
And take a deep curtain-call bow.
Hot staggering
My grin isn’t fake anymore. I’ve got the flavor now. The scent’s in my nose and it’s setting my head on fire. This is what it’s all about. This right here.
This is Being a Star.
Is anything better?
Huh.
Except-
Where’s my goddamn
Maybe my applause is the deliberate caution-just short of open reluctance-with which the ogrillo puts down his bow and slips his quiver off his belt. The way he pulls his spear before he starts toward me, like he needs the weight of its shaft in his hands to keep his pecker up. Maybe it’s the thick dry slide of his plum-colored tongue around his tusks, and the way he never takes his eyes off me as he approaches.
Applause enough, I guess.
The Black Knives behind him edge closer, working their way down the fold. They spread into a wide arc like an infantry skirmish line, flanks curving toward the city.
If Spearboy here doesn’t start the party pretty damn soon, the Black Knife line will envelop the little rise where I stand. Which is gonna suck for me, star or not. Maybe I should have let Marade handle this part after all.
A last stand on a hilltop surrounded by ogrilloi is probably her idea of sex.
As Spearboy stalks up the face of my rise, that whole “should have let Marade” idea starts sounding better and better.
He’s
Secondhanding a couple Hammets and the Barand have not remotely prepared me for this fucker’s sheer immensity. Up close, in the flesh, it’s like turning a corner and bumping into something that ought to be extinct.
Seven feet tall. Four feet wide. Wrinkled grey-green hide that covers biceps bigger than my head. Those sun-yellowed tusks. His goddamn
Fighting claws like shortswords. Filed sharp.
Painted black.
That spear of his, more like-what do you call it? — a bill or something: eight or nine feet long, and at least three feet of it is blade as wide as my hand, with a rear-pointed barb on each side, to unhorse riders. Or yank a victim within reach of his fighting claws.
I shouldn’t have left my sword with Stalton. And I should have put on my fucking
And I should have remembered that despite secondhand memories of being Hammet and Barand from those Adventure cubes, I’ve never fought an ogrillo before. I should’ve been thinking more about
And-most of all-
I really,
Wetting my pants’ll blow that whole Being a Star trip, I’m guessing.
When Spearboy gets about ten feet away, his chest expands and his neck bulges and he unleashes a godawful howl that makes every single hair on my body stand on end. He shakes the spear toward my belly and starts pumping his hips and grunting low in his throat, and I get it.
He’s telling me that he’s gonna open my guts and fuck me in the wound.
Huh. How about that? I feel better now.
Because if he really thought he could do it, he’d be wet-humping my belly already instead of poncing around like a demented mime.
I feel more than better. I feel
Everything. Anything. Don’t have one single problem in the world except living through the next twenty seconds. And that’s not a problem. It’s nothing at all.
Live, die, who gives a shit? So I’ve never fought an ogrillo. So what?
No ogrillo has ever fought me.
I fake a lunge and he flinches, and I laugh out loud.
“Let’s go, Fido.” I beckon with both empty hands. “Strike up the fucking band.”
He makes a tentative thrust. I skip back. He slices at my head and I duck to the side. His eyes are round as plates and piss-yellow, and I bet my left nut that if his whole rumphumping clan weren’t watching, he’d be running right now and splashing brown with every step.
His gorilla chest heaves like he can’t quite get a breath-
Then he gives his tusks a shake and his head settles into his shoulders. Muscle bunches around the spinal