looking forward to that.
He began driving the streets of town, discovering the bodies. A great number of people had gathered at friends’ homes; many houses contained fifteen or more dead. He went to his closest friend’s house, steeling himself as he drove. His friend was dead, as were his wife and kids. It appeared Ben was alone in the town.
He drove back to the sheriff’s office and picked up a gas mask. The day was warming, and he figured the smell could only worsen.
At a paper-vending machine, Ben picked up a paper, smiling as he automatically inserted the money into the machine. The paper was ten days old, about the time he had been stung. He stood for a time reading, then remembered the packs of dogs and walked quickly back to his truck.
There had been a news blackout, and the paper didn’t tell him much. War was imminent; that was about it. He did not know how many cities were destroyed, or whether it had been done by nuclear warheads or germs. He tossed the paper into the littered street, then instinctively looked around to see if a cop had seen him do it.
He shook his head sadly and started the truck. He touched the Thompson on the seat beside him. He would search every street in Morriston, then head out into the parish. Someone was alive… somewhere, and Ben intended to find that person.
But he could find no one alive in the town. And the dogs were getting vicious and much braver.
“A virus that kills humans, but not animals,” Ben mused. He hit the steering wheel with the palm of his hand. “Sure!” he said, ashamed of himself for his stupidity. The tape had said, “Easy to figure why.” And it was. Just walk right in and take over the country, void of humans, but with the livestock fat, healthy, and happy, munching away. An instant food source for the conquering army. But that army would have to move fast….
Ben smiled grimly as his writer’s mind began humming.
Not if they moved from within.
He wondered how long the plan had been in the works? How many people—if his theory was correct, and he would probably never know—in this country had been recruited. Hundreds, at least—perhaps thousands. Paratroopers would be standing by, ready to go in, crush any pockets of resistance. With a crash course in agronomy, they could keep the livestock and the land in good shape until the farmers arrived. Which would not have taken long.
Instant victory with a minimum of bloodshed. For them.
But it backfired. Ben wondered how many double crosses were involved. He wondered if he would ever know, and decided he would not.
His mind began racing—what a tale this would have made.
“Bastards!” he said.
Then he saw her.
He braked the truck, stopped, and cursed.
Of all the people in the world the good Lord chose to save… why this bitch?
And he was not in the least ashamed of his thoughts.
Ben got out of the truck and gave her a mock bow, clicking his heels together, Prussian-style. “Why, good morning, Mrs. Piper,” he said acidly. “What a surprise seeing you. Not a pleasure, but a surprise, and I mean that sincerely.”
Even under the present circumstances, the look he received was one of intense dislike.
“Mr. Raines,” she said, with as much acid in her voice as there had been in his. “You’re armed! I was under the assumption pistols had been outlawed some time ago.”
Fran Piper looked as though she had just that moment stepped from the pages of a fashion magazine: every dark hair in place, fashion jeans snugly outlining her charms—which were many. Fashion shirt—cowgirl, uptown- neat, all the snaps snapped.
“Yes, ma’am. Pistols were outlawed some years ago—three, I believe. Thanks to Hilton Logan and his bunch of misguided liberals. But be that as it may, ma’am. Here I am, Ben Raines, at your service. That trashy Yankee writer of all those filthy violent fuck books, come to save your aristocratic ass from gettin’ pronged by all the slobbering rednecks that must surely be prowlin’ around the parish, just a-lustin’ for a crack at you. Ma’am.”
“Raines,” she said, her eyes flashing, “you just
“Paddle-wheel, I’m sure.” He smiled.
“Huh?”
“Never mind. Actually…” Ben looked around him. No dogs in sight. “That was Claude Raines. He was my uncle.”
She patted her perfect hair. “Claude Raines, the actor, was your uncle? Why, you never told us….” Then she saw his smile and knew he was kidding her. “You bastard!”
Their mutual hatred went back more than a decade. Midwesterners are difficult people to impress, and so inherited money does not impress most rural midwesterners—not those with any sense. Fran Lantier Piper had piles of money stacked all around her… from both sides of her family, and the family she had married into, but in the past hundred years neither she nor anyone related to her had worked for a penny of it.
Ben’s fifth novel—and he had received a little movie money from that one—had been about spoiled southern brats and inherited money and arrogance. Fran had told him—at a chance meeting at the public library (it came as a shock to Ben to discover she even knew how to read)—that she thought he should be run out of town for writing such nasty filthy lies about good decent gentle people.
Ben had laughed at her.
Furious, she had raced home and told her big brother, Lance, a local football hero, all about her encounter with that Yankee ruffian, embellishing the story substantially, with much batting of eyes and no small amount of tears and posturing. Lance had telephoned Ben, telling him he should be prepared to fight.
Ben had broken up with laughter. “You’re really going to defend her honor?”
“I’m a-goin’ to stomp you,” Lance had drawled.
When Lance got out of the hospital, after a short stay in ICU, the Lantier family had tried—in the best southern tradition—to have Ben run out of town. Ben had weathered the short but furious storm of emotions and the situation had cooled over the years. But bad blood remained.
“You look puurrfectly chaarrmin’ today, Miss Fran.” Ben laid on enough syrup to drown a cat. He leaned against his truck. “Out for a little stroll among the bodies?”
“Your humor is gruesome, Raines.”
“Well,”—Ben opened the door to the truck—“I guess I’ll be seeing you, baby.”
“Wait!” she screamed at him. “You can’t leave me out here.”
Ben looked at her. “Why the hell not? You don’t care for my company and I sure as hell don’t want to listen to you bitch all day.”
“Because… because…” She looked at him, sensing he meant every word she had just heard. And he certainly did. “What kind of man are you?”
“The kind of man who doesn’t like spoiled brats who run home and tell lies about people. Does that ring a bell, Fran?”
“Well… you beat him up, didn’t you? Probably fought dirty, though.”
“Fran?”
“What?”
“Fuck you!”
Tears began rolling down her cheeks. Whether they were real or staged for his benefit, Ben wasn’t sure. But he closed the door to the pickup and waited, figuring the next few moments should be interesting… at least. He glanced around for dogs. None in sight.
“My husband is dead, in that house,” she pointed to a mansion across the road. Ben reminded her that just down the road two elderly people had died when they could not afford to pay their electric bill and the power company had cut off their electricity. They had died of exposure.
She shook her head. “I had nothing to do with that.”
“They also had nothing to eat in the house, Fran. They were your neighbors.”
“
