than willing to help out a man they considered to be a poor wayfaring stranger lost in their mountains. They did their best, calling one another fools if not greenhorns, as Longarm gained a grudging respect for the gents trying to write even a penny dreadful based on fact or fable out this way.
Folk had to be self-confident, independent thinkers to come west in the first place. Like many poorly educated gents who’d had to learn a lot, sudden, old-timers who’d survived any time at all tended to be know-it-alls who just couldn’t admit they might be guessing. Ten years was a long time in country that had changed so much, so fast, and since the Overland Trail had been licked by the railroad that far back, Longarm suspected at least half the opinionated rascals had never even seen the mail coaches they claimed to know so much about. One old whiskey drummer who said he traveled all over creation, swore on his dear mother’s honor that he’d ridden the Overland stage over Bridger’s Pass more than once. But he’d also ridden the Butterfield stage through Apache Pass with the famous Deadwood Dick driving. The old drummer confided, “Deadwood Dick is really a colored man, like they say Sublette was. But that boy sure could drive. You should have seen us going lickety-split with them Apache chasing us for miles. I helped, of course. The shotgun messenger got arrowed. So I had to climb up aside Deadwood Dick as he was holding the traces with his teeth and popping off Apache left and right with his big old Pattersons.”
A younger cowhand, who wasn’t old enough to tell tales like that without getting called on them, told Longarm he distinctly recalled the Overland coaches passing by his home spread down by Bitter Creek when he was just a lad of six or seven. Longarm thanked him gravely for the information. He was too polite to point out that the railroad town of Bitter Creek couldn’t have been there earlier than Sixty-eight or -nine, or that when his informant could have been six or seven the Shoshone still owned that part of the world.
He went back to the hotel to find Ann already undressed and under the covers. He told her not to look so hurt, because he’d only had two beers in the line of duty.
She forgave him, and then some, once he’d shucked his own duds and climbed in with her. She blushed all over when he tossed the covers away to do it right, with a pillow shoved under her pretty little rump. As he got atop her she protested, “You could have at least trimmed the lamp, you wicked boy! We’re both stark naked and I feel sure it can’t be proper to watch what we’re doing and… Oh, watch what you’re doing! It’s too deep this way, and I feel so embarrassed in this position with the lamp lit and, and, yesssss! That feels so marvelous, even if it does look just awful!”
He didn’t think she looked awful at all. He’d thought he’d gotten to know her soft sweet body, even though a lot of textile had been in his line of vision. But her thin summer dress hadn’t followed half as many delightful curves as she’d been hiding under them. She was in fine shape because of honest work, with just enough female larding under her soft, smooth skin to keep her from looking muscular.
Later, when he finally trimmed the lamp and they were cuddled up like old pals under the top sheet, she nuzzled her pert nose against his collar bone and confessed, “I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to do it right out and natural, like a whore.”
He patted her bare shoulder. “Whores don’t do it natural. What we just done was natural, not nasty or wicked. Just the way natural folk was made to do it. What sense would there have been for the Lord to make us look so nice to one another in our birthday duds if He hadn’t intended us ever to peek?”
She giggled and confided, “In my rounds as a midwife I’ve heard other women confess to worse than fornicating with the lamp lit.”
He said, “We’d best try for some sleep. We’ve had a long day, with no sleep the night before, and come morning the judge’s sure to make us fill out fine-print depositions about the Hogan case.”
She brightened. “Oh, do you think we’ll get to bear witness at Dan’s trial?”
“I don’t see why,” he said. “Neither of us ever saw him beat her, and they’ll have his confession as well as the boy’s testimony.”
She said, “Oh,” in a small hurt voice.
He didn’t have to ask her why. “I’d like to spend a month or more in this bed with you, honey,” he said. “But I told you in the beginning I was trailing that killer and though it pains me, too, I just have to move on, come morning.”
She snuggled closer, sighed, and said, “I know. I’d have never let you have it so soon if I’d thought you might stick around long enough for a proper romance. Do you reckon we’ll ever get a chance to be like this together again, darling?”
He said he didn’t know. She heaved a defeated sigh and said, “I doubt it, too. So this is another situation I’ve often wondered about. I get to read a lot, living alone, since the Shoshone caught my man alone in the hills. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to spend just one night of love with a handsome stranger.”
He rolled on his side to run his hand down her soft belly as he told her, “I wouldn’t want a friend to feel frustrated.” But, as he proceeded to finger her friendly, she said, “Wait. Knowing this may be the last time I’ll meet such an understanding gent, I’ve been thinking of a book I have among my medical texts. It ain’t sold to the general public. It’s put out as a warning about how folk get to acting when they go sex-mad, and I suspect that’s what’s just happened to me.”
“You’re more likely just curious. A warm-natured gal who’d never done it with all her duds off would have a right to be. But I’m game for anything that doesn’t hurt.”
She began to fondle him back as she shyly confessed, “I could never do half those awful things. But there’s this one illustration… Lord knows how they ever got anyone to pose in such a position.”
She made him relight the lamp and adjust the mirror on the dresser as well. And it did calm her down enough for Longarm to get a little sleep, at last.
The day started out just fine. They made love by the dawn’s early light, and enjoyed a hearty breakfast to restore their strength before they went to see how long the judge meant to keep them in town.
That was where things started to go wrong, for Longarm, at least. Ann didn’t look as upset when the crusty old district judge told them that while he meant to offer Dan Hogan a fair and speedy trial, he expected them to appear as witnesses.
Longarm protested, “I never saw the fool kill his woman, Your Honor, and, hell, he’s confessed he beat her to death, and I got more important places to be!”
The judge said, “if you cuss again I’ll have to hold you in contempt of court, Deputy. I know you’re more used to the big city and its hasty ways. I know you feel I’m just a glorified J.P. in a one-horse town. But let me tell you, son, we do things right in this man’s court of justice!”
