11 The Brighter Buccaneer

'I'll show her round myself at any time she likes to call,' said Bellingford Smart cordially. 'I don't want to hurry you in any way,' he added, as they were going down in the lift, 'but for your own sake I ought to mention that I've already shown another lady the flat today, and I'm expecting to hear her deci­sion in a day or two.'

At any other time that hoary old bait would have evoked nothing more than one of the Saint's most silent raspberries; but that morning he felt very polite. His face assumed the correct expression of thinly veiled alarm which attacks the veteran house-hunter's features when he visualizes his prize being snatched away from under his nose.

'I'll let you know definitely some time this evening,' he said.

The Saint's patience and caution could be infinite when he felt that way; but there were other times when he felt that to pass over the iron whilst it was hot was a crime that would lie heavily on his conscience, and this was one of them. His sense of the poetry of buccaneering demanded that the retribution which he had devised for Major Bellingford Smart should strike swiftly; and he spent that afternoon on a tour of various shipping offices with no other idea in his mind. The Countess of Albury's diamonds crawled in second by several lengths. It meant taking risks of which in a less indignant mood he would never have been guilty; for Simon Templar had made it a rule in life never to attack without knowing every inch of the ground and the precise density of every tuft of grass behind which he might want to take cover; but the strafing of Major Bellingford Smart was a duty that could not be delayed for that.

Nevertheless, he did take certain elementary precautions, as a result of which three well-dressed and subtly dependable-looking men gathered in the apartment of one of their number and slaked their thirsts with beer which the Saint had pro­vided. This was at six o'clock.

The apartment was rented by Peter Quentin; and the other two were Roger Conway and Monty Hayward, who had been summoned by urgent telephone calls by a man whom they had not seen for many months.

'It seems years since I called out the Old Guard, souls,' said the Saint, glancing at Roger and Monty. 'But this is one eve­ning when your little Simon has need of you.'

'What's it all about?' asked Monty expectantly; and Simon drained his glass and told them as briefly as he could about the leprousness of Major Bellingford Smart.

'But,' said the Saint, 'I am about to afflict him with much sorrow; and that's where you stiffs come in. We are going to settle down to a bridge party. Peter, your janitor saw me come in, and at about a quarter to ten we shall send for him and bribe him to go out and buy us some more ice-which will give him another chance to observe that I'm still here. But as soon as he's brought the ice, which I'm afraid I shall have to leave you toughs to use, I shall hop nimbly out of the window on to the roofs below, descend smartly to the area at the back, pro­ceed thence to the street, and go about my business, returning in about an hour by the same route. As soon as I'm in, we shall ring for the janitor again and demand further supplies of Scotch. He will reply that it's past closing time, and there will be some argument in which I shall play a prominent part- thereby establishing the fact that we have been together the whole jolly evening. And so we shall. We shall have been play­ing bridge steadily all the while, and there will be four markers all filled up with the identical scores to prove it-in addition to your solemn oaths. Do you get me?'

'What is this?' asked Roger Conway. 'An alibi?'

'No more and no less, old dear,' answered the Saint seraph­ically. 'I spent this afternoon wading through passenger lists, and discovered that there actually is a Captain Bourne sailing on the Otranto from Tilbury at seven o'clock tonight, which saved me the trouble and expense of booking a passage in that name myself. So when Major Bellingford Smart tries to put over his story it will indubitably receive the polite ha-ha. You soaks are just here in case the episode comes to the ears of Claud Eustace Teal and he tries to work me into it.'

Roger Conway shrugged rather ruefully..

'You're on, of course,' he said. 'But I wish there was more action in it.'

Simon looked at him with a smile; for those two had shared many adventures in the old days, as also more recently had Monty Hayward; and he knew that both men sometimes looked back a trifle wistfully on those days out of the respect­able surroundings that had subsequently engulfed them.

'Perhaps we may work together again before we die, Roger,' he said.

Monty Hayward had another suggestion.

'What are you going to do to Bellingford Smart? Couldn't we all go after him and tar and feather him, or something?'

'I don't think so,' said the Saint carefully. 'You see, that would be against the Law, and these days I'm developing quite an agile technique for clobbering the ungodly by strictly legal means.'

His method in this case was not so unimpeachably legal as it might have been; but the Saint had a superb breadth of vision that was superior to such trivial details. At half past six the most unpopular landlord in London received a telephone call.

'Is that Mr. Shark?' asked the Saint innocently.

'This is Major Bellingford Smart speaking,' admitted the landlord, shaking the receiver at his end, which did not seem to be working very well. In any case, he was rather particular about being given his full appellation. 'Who is that?'

'This is Captain Bourne. You remember I saw your flat this morning? . . . Well, I've had urgent orders to get back as quickly as possible, and I've had to change my plans. I'm catching the Otranto at midnight.'

'Are you really?' said Major Bellingford Smart.

'I've told my mother all about the flat, and she seems to think it would suit her down to the ground. She's decided to take it on my recommendation; so if it's still available --'

'Oh, yes, the flat is still available,' said Major Bellingford Smart eagerly. 'If Mrs. Bourne could call any time tomorrow --'

'I rather wanted to see her settled before I left,' said the Saint. 'Naturally my time's rather limited, having to pack up in a rush like this, and I'm afraid I've several engagements to get through. I don't know if you could possibly call here about half past ten-you could bring the lease with you, so that I could go through it-and my mother would sign it tonight.'

Major Bellingford Smart had arranged to go to a theatre that evening; but the theatre would still be there the