The Secret Mistress

that—a heartless villain—in the letter she had left behind. Yet she could not help liking him. Conscience smote her, as it ought to have done much sooner. She really ought not to have used him in such a dastardly way to arouse Lord Heyward’s jealousy, for his behavior toward Miss Goddard had never been improper. And even to herself it had been improper only that once.

As if she needed guilt to be added to all her other burdens.

She hoped Lord Heyward would not come. Perhaps Cousin Rosalie’s butler had forgotten to deliver the letter. Perhaps he had not read it. Or perhaps he had merely laughed at it and dismissed its contents as the ravings of someone who had read too many Gothic novels.

“I believe the word rake needs to be defined,” she said. “Or at least it needs to be established what a rake is not. As I understand it from what the two of you have been saying, the hero of Pamela is not a rake at all, for it seems he tried on a number of occasions to take Pamela’s virtue by force and quite against her will. That man is an out-and- out villain, who ought not to be dignified with the name of rake. A rake, though capable of all sorts of wild, debauched, silly behavior, is still first and foremost a gentleman. And a gentleman never ever deprives a woman—and I speak not just of ladies—of her virtue against her will.”

“Oh, bravo,” Lord Windrow said.

“Wonderfully well expressed,” Miss Goddard said.

“A rake may never be reformed,” Angeline said, “for most men believe it is a manly thing to be and something to which their gender entitles them. But they are not villainous for all that. Or, if they are, then they have put themselves beyond the pale of mere rakishness.”

Lord Windrow and Miss Goddard both smiled at her—just as the door of the private sitting room crashed back against the wall and then slammed shut again.

Between the two swift, deafening actions the Earl of Heyward appeared in the room.

Angeline clasped her hands to her bosom. Miss Goddard spread hers on the table. Lord Windrow, who had been sitting with his back to the door, got to his feet and turned.

“Ah, Heyward,” he said. “Come to join us, have—”

Lord Heyward punched him right on the point of the chin. His head snapped back and he would have tumbled backward if the table had not been in the way. As it was, his back bounced off the lid of the teapot, sending it rolling across the table and clattering to the floor. The teapot tipped and spilled its contents over the cloth.

“Edward.” Miss Goddard clutched two fistfuls of the tablecloth.

“Lord Heyward.” Angeline lifted her clasped hands to her mouth and bit into one knuckle.

“You!” Lord Heyward, eyes blazing, grasped the lapels of Lord Windrow’s coat and hoisted him upright. “Outside! Now! I have had enough of you.”

“I rather thought that might be it, old chap,” Lord Windrow said, touching his jaw rather gingerly with his fingertips. “It is one of those occasions when fists have already spoken louder than words.”

“Lord Heyward!” Angeline cried, jumping to her feet. “I was wrong.”

Oh, she was going to do a terrible disservice to Miss Goddard, whose idea this had been. She was going to have to confess all, Angeline decided. She really had not expected that fisticuffs would be the result of her deception.

“Edward, no!” Miss Goddard was also on her feet. “Oh, Lord Windrow, I had no idea this would happen. How foolish of me not to have foreseen it. Edward, all is proper, as you can see. I am with Lady Angeline as a chaperon, and my maid is traveling with us too. We are indeed going to Norton Park to dine with Lady Windrow. I really, really ought not to have written that letter. Oh, now I know why deception is so very wrong. I am dreadfully sorry.”

What letter?

Lord Windrow flexed his jaw as Lord Heyward’s hold on his lapels relaxed slightly.

“I would be delighted to meet you whenever and wherever is convenient to you, Heyward,” Lord Windrow said, “but I would really rather it not be today, if it is all the same to you. I may already have a bruise to explain away to my mother, whose health is not of the soundest. She may well have a fit of the vapors if I appear before her with bulbous nose and bloodshot, blackening eye—or perhaps even eyes—and a missing tooth or two. Besides, there are ladies present.”

“A fact that did not seem to deter you last time,” Lord Heyward said from between his teeth. But he dropped his hands to his sides, and some of the fire went out of him. “I will not have you bothering Lady Angeline Dudley, Windrow, now or ever. Even if she is properly chaperoned. Is that understood?”

Lord Windrow brushed his hands over his lapels.

“I suppose,” he said, “you will not take a step back until I say yes, Heyward, will you? Yes it will have to be, then. I feel a certain discomfort with my nose a mere inch from yours.”

Lord Heyward took a step back and turned his head to glare at Angeline.

What had he meant by saying Lord Windrow must not bother her? What about Miss Goddard?

“I shall remove myself entirely from the lady’s presence,” Lord Windrow said. “Miss Goddard will doubtless hold me steady if my legs should decide to wobble. Miss Goddard?” He turned to offer her his arm.

She looked pointedly at him as though there were a thousand things she wished to say. But then she closed her eyes briefly and shook her head slightly, took his arm, and allowed him to lead her from the room.

Angeline swallowed.

“I have a confession to make,” she said. “I am so sorry. Not a word of that letter I wrote was true.”

“What letter?” Lord Heyward’s eyes narrowed.

“The one I left for you,” she said. “The one Cousin Rosalie’s butler was to give you at four.”

“There seems to have been a good deal of letter-writing going on,” he said. “Who gave the letter to the butler?”

“Miss Goddard,” she said.

“Ah,” he said. “I begin to understand that I no longer know Eunice to even the smallest degree.”

“But you love her,” she said. “And she loves you. This was all her idea, though admittedly it was I who originally suggested that you must be encouraged to acknowledge your feelings and the truth that you cannot live without her. What better way to realize that than through fear for her safety at the hands of a rake? And what better person to make you feel that way than Lord Windrow? I asked Rosalie to invite both him and Miss Goddard to Hallings so that I could arrange something—and make your family see that she is not vulgar at all, even if she is not strictly speaking a member of the ton.