Joe thought,
“Actually, that’s not
As he said it, he rolled down his window again and shouted at a woman carrying groceries from her car toward the door of her town house.
“Hey, you want some help?” he shouted at her. “I can send over a trooper if you do!”
She turned on the walk and grinned. “I’m fine, Governor,” she said.
“Hell, I can give you a hand myself. Do you have any more bags in the car?”
“No.”
“You’re sure you’re okay?”
“Yes, I’m fine.”
“Have a good day, then, ma’am.”
He powered the window back up. “I do enjoy being the governor,” he said. Then: “Where were we?”
Joe gestured toward the digital clock on the dashboard of the Yukon. “We all probably ought to get back.”
“You’re right,” Rulon said.
And he stopped in the middle of the road, did a three-point turn through both lanes, and roared back down Main toward the museum.
“That was an illegal turn,” Joe said.
“Screw it,” Rulon said, shrugging, picking at something caught in his teeth. “I’m the governor.”
RULON STOPPED PARALLEL to Joe’s pickup in the parking lot.
“What a piece of crap,” Rulon said, looking at Joe’s vehicle. “They give you
“My last truck burned up,” Joe said, not wanting to explain.
Rulon smiled. “I heard about that. Ha! I also heard you shot Smoke Van Horn in a gunfight.”
Joe paused before opening the door. “You said you had a question for me.”
Rulon nodded, and his demeanor changed. He was suddenly serious and his eyes narrowed as if he were sizing up Joe for the first time.
“I’ve followed your career,” Rulon said.
“You have?” Joe was genuinely surprised.
Rulon nodded. “I’m endlessly fascinated by the kind of people I have working for me all around the state. I’m the biggest employer this state has, you know. So when I see and hear something out of the norm, I latch on to it.”
Joe had no idea where this was going. He shot a glance at Marybeth in the back seat, which she returned.
“So, here’s my question,” the governor said. “If you caught
Joe paused a beat, said, “I’d give you a ticket.”
Rulon’s face twitched. “You would? Even though you know who I am? Even though you know I could get rid of you like this?” he said, flicking an imaginary crumb off his sleeve.
Joe nodded yes.
“Get out then,” Rulon said abruptly. “I have to say hello to the rest of the people here.”
Joe hesitated. That was it?
“Go, go,” Rulon said. “We’re going to be late.”
“Nice to meet you, Governor,” he said, sliding out.
“You have a lovely bride,” Rulon said.
JOE AND MARYBETH returned to their seats.
Missy had been waiting for them and turned completely around in her chair.
“What was
Joe and Marybeth exchanged glances.
“I have no idea,” Marybeth said. “But I’m suddenly exhausted.”
TEN MINUTES BEFORE ten, when the grand opening was to begin, a dirty pickup rattled into the parking lot and disgorged Hank. Joe saw that the driver of the pickup was Bill Monroe.
“There he is,” Joe said, sitting up straight and pointing out the driver to Marybeth. “Just driving around wherever he wants to go. He’s not worried about McLanahan, and he’s not worried about me.”
“That’s Bill Monroe?”
“Yup.”