“Joe Pickett, Sheriff. I’m broken down on the border of the Thunderhead Ranch where I just had an encounter with Bill Monroe, although I don’t think that’s really his name.”
“I’m lost,” McLanahan said.
McLanahan was silent for a moment after Joe finished, then said, “Are you sure you aren’t just obsessed by the guy?”
“He’s the one who pounded you, right?”
“What difference does that make? You’ve got a warrant out for his arrest, even if I’m wrong about the rest of it. Why don’t you drive out there and take the guy down?”
McLanahan sighed. “Have you looked outside recently?”
“I
“It looks like a cow pissing on a flat rock, this rain. We’re in a state of emergency right now. You can’t dump three inches of rain on a county that’s dry as concrete and expect it to soak in. We’ve got flash floods everywhere. Bridges are out. In town the river has jumped the banks in at least three places. We’ve got a mess here, Joe. I’ve got truckloads of sandbags on the way from Gillette. I can’t do anything until we get it under control.”
Joe thought,
“I’ve gotta go,” McLanahan said. “Somebody just saw a Volkswagen Beetle float down First Street.”
JOE BREATHED IN and out, in and out, then direct-dialed Randy Pope’s office. He got the evil receptionist. The gleeful tone in her voice when he introduced himself told Joe all he needed to know.
“I told you I needed a new truck,” Joe said when Pope came on the line. “Because of this lousy equipment you gave me, a poacher and murder suspect has gotten away.”
Pope’s voice was dry, barely controlled. “Joe, when I ask that you call in immediately, I mean immediately. Not when you get around to it.”
“I was in pursuit of a murder suspect,” Joe said. “I couldn’t stop and call in at the time.”
“That was an hour ago.”
“Yes, and I called as soon as I could. I need to get this broken-down truck towed out of the middle of nowhere.”
Pope sighed, then said, “I got a call from Arlen Scarlett, Joe.”
Joe sat back. “I figured you would.”
“We’ve now got official protests lodged against you from both Arlen and Hank Scarlett. Think about it. The only thing those two seem to agree on is that you are completely out of control, and that reflects on me. You’re wasting time on a case totally out of our purview while game violations are going on in the middle of town.”
“And you’re only too happy to side with them,” Joe said.
“You’re fired, Joe,” Pope snapped.
He heard the words he had been expecting to hear. Nevertheless, Joe still had trouble believing it was actually happening.
Pope’s voice rose as he continued. “As of today, Joe, you’re history. And don’t try to fight me on this. You’ll lose! I’ve got documentation stretching back six years. Threatening a legislator and Game and Fish commissioner with property destruction and bodily harm? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?”
“Do you really want to know or is that a rhetorical question?” Joe asked, his mouth dry.
“I won’t miss your cowboy antics,” Pope said. “This is a new era.”
“I’ve heard,” Joe said. He was tired of arguing with Pope. He felt defeated. The rain lashed at the windshield.
Pope transferred Joe to someone in personnel who outlined, in a monotone, what procedural steps were available for him to take if he wanted to contest the decision. Joe half listened, then punched off.
IT WAS THREE hours before Bud Longbrake showed up in his one-ton. The rain had increased in intensity, and it channeled into arroyos and draws, filling dry beds that had been parched for years, even rushing down the game trail in what looked like a river of angry chocolate milk.
Joe watched the one-ton start down the hill, then brake and begin to slide, the wheels not holding. Bud was driving, and he managed to reverse the vehicle and grind back up the hill before he slid to the bottom and got stuck. Bud flashed his headlights on and off.
Joe understood the signal. Bud couldn’t bring the one-ton all the way across the basin to pull the truck out.
“Fine,” Joe said, feeling like the embodiment of the subject of a blues song as he slid out of the truck into the mud carrying his shotgun, briefcase, and lunch and walked through the pouring rain to the one-ton with Maxine slogging along, head down, beside him.
“Fine!”
24
WHEN BUD PULLED INTO THE RANCH YARD, HE splashed through a small lake that had not been there that morning and parked the one-ton in his massive barn.