'But,' I protested, 'Dr. Darby said he couldn't have done better himself.'
'Which isn't saying much,' the Inspector said, looking away from me and out the window.
I saw that I had him beaten.
Inspector Hewitt had flagged me down on my way back to Buckshaw, and asked me to account for my presence at Culverhouse Farm.
A hastily fabricated story about fetching eggs for Mrs. Mullet, who wanted to make an angel food cake, seemed to have got me off the hook. At least for now.
The Inspector had assured me that Grace Ingleby was still alive; that she had been taken to the hospital at Hinley.
He did not say that my antidote had saved her life. I supposed only time would tell.
The vicar, having given up his desk and chair to Inspector Hewitt, stood like a black stork in the corner, rubbing at his eyeglasses with a linen handkerchief.
As Detective Sergeant Woolmer stood at one of the windows, pretending to polish an anastigmat lens from his precious camera, Detective Sergeant Graves glanced up from his notes just long enough to give me a beaming smile. I'd like to think that the almost imperceptible shake of his head that came with it was a sign of admiration.
And even though they're not yet aware of one another, I also like to think that Sergeant Graves will one day marry my rotten sister Ophelia and carry her off to a vine-covered cottage just far enough from Buckshaw that I can drop in whenever I feel like it for a good old gab about murder.
But now there was Dieter to take into account. Life was becoming so complicated.
'Just begin at the beginning,' Inspector Hewitt said, suddenly back from his reverie. 'I want to make sure we haven't missed anything.'
Was I detecting a note of sarcasm? I hoped not, since I really liked the man, although he could be somewhat slow.
'Mrs. Ingleby--Grace--was having an affair with Rupert Porson. Rupert had been coming to Culverhouse Farm for years because ... Gordon supplied him with marijuana. It eased the pain of his polio, you see.'
He must have sensed my hesitation.
'No need to worry about betraying him,' he said, 'Mr. Ingleby has been most frank with us. It's your version I want to hear.'
'Rupert and Grace arranged to meet at the seaside, years ago,' I said. 'Robin saw them there together. He stumbled upon them again, later, in the dovecote. Rupert made a grab for him, or something like that, and Robin tumbled down the central shaft and broke his neck. It was an accident, but still, Robin was dead. Rupert cooked up the idea of having Grace take his body, after dark, to Gibbet Wood, and hang it from a tree. Robin had been seen by several people playing with a rope.
'It was Rupert, too, who invented the story that Robin had been playing out the scene between Punch and Jack Ketch--that he had seen it at the seaside puppet show. Punch and the hangman's tale is one that's known to every child in England. No one would question the story that Robin had accidentally hanged himself. It was just bizarre enough to be true. As a well-known puppeteer, Rupert couldn't afford to have his name linked in any way with the death of a child. He needed to erase himself from the scene of Robin's death. No one but Grace knew he had been at the farm that day.
'That's why he threatened her. He told her that if she didn't do as he wanted, he would spill the beans to Gordon--sorry, I mean that he would inform Gordon that he'd been carrying on an affair with his wife. Grace would lose both her son and her husband. She was already half mad with grief and fear, so it was probably quite easy to manipulate her.
'Because she's so small, she was able to put on Robin's rubber boots to carry his body up to Gibbet Wood. She's remarkably strong for her size. I found that out when she hauled me up into the dovecote chamber. After she'd hung Robin's body from the tree, she put the boots on his feet, and went home the long way round, barefoot.'
Inspector Hewitt nodded and scribbled a note in his microscopic handwriting.
'Mad Meg came upon the body hanging there, and thought it was the Devil's work. I've already given you the page from my notebook, so you've seen the drawing she made. She's quite good, actually, don't you think?'
'Um,' the Inspector said. It was a bad habit he was picking up by associating too much with Dr. Darby.
'That's why she was afraid to touch him, or even tell anyone. Robin's body hung there in Gibbet Wood until Dieter found it.
'Last Saturday at the church hall, when Meg saw Robin's face on Jack, the puppet, she thought the Devil had brought the dead boy back to life, shrunk him, and put him to work on the stage. Meg has her times very badly mixed up. You can tell that from the drawing: The Robin hanging from the tree is a sight she saw five years ago. The vicar taking his clothes off in the wood is something she saw last Thursday.'
The vicar went beet red, and ran a finger round the inside of his clerical collar. 'Yes, well ... you see--'
'Oh, I knew you had come a cropper, Vicar,' I said. 'I knew it the instant I saw you in the graveyard--the day you met Rupert and Nialla, remember? Your trouser leg was ripped, you were covered with chalky smudges from the road at Culverhouse Farm, and you'd lost your bicycle clip.'
'So I had,' the vicar said. 'My trousers got caught up in the ruddy chain and I was catapulted into the ditch.'
'Which explains why you went in among the trees of Gibbet Wood--to take off your clothes--to try to clean them up. You were afraid of what Cynthia would say--sorry, Mrs. Richardson, I mean. You said as much in the churchyard. Something about Cynthia having you on the carpet.'
The vicar remained silent, and I don't think I ever admired him more than I did in that moment.
'Because you've been going to Culverhouse Farm at least once a week since Robin died five years ago,
