face: a smile that encompassed us all and yet, at the same time, managed to single out each one of us for particular dazzlement.
No queen—not even Cleopatra herself—had ever made such an entrance, and I found myself gaping in open- mouthed admiration at the sheer audacity of it.
As she swept lightly past me at the bottom of the stairs, she leaned in close upon my neck, her lips almost brushing my ear.
“How do I look?” she whispered.
All she needed was a rose in her teeth, but I hardly dared say so.
Father took a single step forward and offered her his arm.
“Shall we go in to dinner?” he asked.
“Macaroons!” Porcelain said. “How I love them!”
Mrs. Mullet beamed. “I shall give you the recipe, dear,” she said. “It’s the tinned milk as gives ’em the extra fillet.”
I nearly gagged, but a few deft passes of my table napkin provided a neat distraction.
Daffy and Feely, to give them credit, had—apart from their initial goggling—seemed not to have turned a hair at Porcelain’s borrowed costume, although they couldn’t take their eyes off her.
At the table, they asked interesting questions—mostly about her life in London during the war. In general, and against all odds, my sisters were charming beyond belief.
And Father … dear Father. Although Porcelain’s sudden appearance in Harriet’s wardrobe must have shocked him deeply, he managed somehow to keep a miraculously tight grip on himself. In fact, for a few hours, it was as if Harriet had been returned to him from the dead.
He smiled, he listened attentively, and at one point he even told rather an amusing story about an old lady’s first encounter with a beekeeper.
It was as if, for a few hours, Porcelain had cast a spell upon us all.
There was only one awkward moment, and it came towards the end of the evening.
Feely had just finished playing a lovely piano arrangement of Antonin Dvorak’s
“Well,” she asked, getting up from the piano and turning to Porcelain, “what do you think? I’ve always wanted to hear the opinion of a
You could have cut the silence with a knife.
“Ophelia …” Father said.
I held my breath, afraid that Porcelain would be offended, but I needn’t have worried.
“Quite beautiful in places,” she said, giving Feely that dazzling smile. “Of course I’m no more than half-Gypsy, so I only enjoyed every other section.”
“I thought she was going to leap over the piano stool and scratch my eyes out!”
We were back upstairs in my bedroom after what had been, for both of us, something of an ordeal.
“Feely wouldn’t do that,” I said. “At least, not with Father in the room.”
There had been no mention of Brookie Harewood, and apart from a polite enquiry by Father (“I hope your grandmother is getting on well?”), nothing whatever said about Fenella.
It was just as well, as I didn’t fancy having to answer inconvenient, and perhaps even embarrassing, questions about my recent activities.
“They seem nice, though, your sisters, really,” Porcelain remarked.
“Ha!” I said. “Shows what little you know! I hate them!”
“Hate them? I should have thought you’d love them.”
“Of course I love them,” I said, throwing myself full length onto the bed. “That’s why I’m so good at hating them.”
“I think you’re having me on. What have they ever done to you?”
“They torture me,” I said. “But please don’t ask me for details.”
When I knew that I had gained her undivided attention, I rolled over onto my stomach so that I couldn’t see her.
Talking to someone dressed in my mother’s clothing was eerie enough, without recounting to her the tortures my sisters had inflicted upon me.
“Torture you?” she said. “In what way? Tell me about it.”
For a long while there was only the sound of my brass alarm clock ticking on the bedside table, chopping the long minutes into manageable segments.
Then, in a rush, it all came spilling out. I found myself telling her about my ordeal in the cellars: how they had lugged me down the stairs, dumped me on the stone floor, and frightened me with horrid voices; how they had told me I was a changeling, left behind by the pixies when the real Flavia de Luce was abducted.
Until I heard myself telling it to Porcelain, I had no idea how badly shaken the ordeal had left me.
“Do you believe me?” I asked, desperate, somehow, for a “yes.”
“I’d like to,” she said, “but it’s hard to imagine such ladylike young women operating their own private
