“Do you mean we haven’t sent that yet?”
“He says no.”
“Skip, I apologize. I’ll call bookkeeping, and I’ll let Sandy know. He won’t be happy about this. Don’t you worry about it anymore. Do you understand? I’ll take care of this right away.”
“Sarah, I’ve got one more money question.”
She gave me a quizzical look. “Yes?”
“The bonus.”
“Bonus?”
“Yeah, you know, for pretending that you and I-”
“What about it?”
“When, you know, when do-”
She frowned, sitting behind her glass-topped desk, and reached down, tugging her skirt just a little farther down. People who live with glass desks-“I told you that Sandy was getting a big payoff.”
“You did.”
“You’ll get paid for your…” she hesitated, “extra services, when he gets paid. Is that a problem, Skip?”
“No, no, no. I just wondered. We hadn’t really talked much about it, and-”
“If that isn’t a problem, is there anything else?”
There wasn’t. I’d gotten nothing. But, I’d been promised everything, so it was all good, right? Sarah motioned with her hand that I should leave, and I had the impression her message was “don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.” The room was about twenty degrees colder than when I’d gone in.
I walked up to the entranceway and Andy and another installer were pulling cable from the ceiling.
“Skip, this is what I’m talking about. I think there was another system that someone used a long time ago, before the newer system was installed. So this means two old systems that were up there. We need to clean this out. I’m thinking we’re going to have to tack on a day or two extra.”
I didn’t like the sound of that. Michael would be upset, Michael’s bosses would be upset, and somehow I knew this was going to affect my commission.
Jim Jobs was on a ladder halfway down the entrance hall. “Hey neighbor.” He smiled at me, taking ceiling tile out and stacking it on top of his ladder. “Andy tell you that there might be two systems up here?”
“He did.”
“Not that I’m takin’ credit or anything-”
“Credit?”
“Yeah. I found ’em yesterday. Told Andy, we can’t be puttin’ new lines in when we’ve got all these old lines. Not just the last installation, but one from a long time ago.” He gave me a big smile and if those two front teeth weren’t missing, I might have considered punching them out. J.J. reached up and pulled another tile from the ceiling. Damn.
This guy was supposed to be a runner. Now he was a technical consultant? And he was cutting into my paycheck. The worst part was, I’d hired him. Was there a sign on my back that said “Dumb Ass”?
“Hey, pard.” James came walking through, carrying a cardboard box under each arm. “I guess we’ve got Feng backed down from that ‘do not leave the building’ crap. Sandy and Sarah say as long as we are checked when we leave, we’re free to go to lunch. Good deal, eh?”
“You got the permission?”
“I just asked Sandy, Skip. Hey, no need to get upset. You’re in charge. You’re the man. I just wanted clarification.”
What happened to Person in Charge of the Project? I think the entire title evaporated that morning. Almost everyone on the project knew more than I did, and had taken more responsibility than I had. I looked at my cheap Timex watch. It was nine thirty in the morning. Nine thirty. The day had just started, and I was ready to go home. For good.
By noon I’d run into two more problems. The manufacturer had sent the wrong smoke alarms and we were short by twenty motion detectors. Unless we could pull them from another job site, it would be another two or three days from the time they were shipped. My head throbbed and I wanted a beer. Two, no make that three beers, back to back.
“Ready to rumble, amigo?”
“What?”
“Lunch? A little trip to see where the Fengmiester went yesterday?” He stood in the entranceway, pointing to the glass door.
“I shouldn’t leave, James. There are about a million problems with this project, and-”
“You need to get away. Come on.” Throwing his arm over my shoulder, James walked me out the door. “We’ll follow up on those addresses, stop at a little bar I know and have a sandwich and a beer. You’ll feel better. Trust me.”
I get into so much trouble when I trust James Lessor.
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
W e walked to the truck in a drizzle. The only problem with the drizzle was that the truck’s wiper had one speed. Very, very slow. About a month ago, during a heavy cloudburst, James had to stick his head out the driver’s-side window to see where we were going.
“We can take my Chevy.”
“No. Let’s use the truck. I mean, it’s a new business venture, this spy thing, and I think we should use it.” The idea seemed to make sense to him.
James climbed in and started the engine, black smoke from the tailpipe swirling in the wind and rain.
“I was thinking about a sign. We could stencil it on the side.”
“What? Spymobile? I tend to think that would give it away, James.”
He rolled his eyes. “Settle down, pard. Now, tell me what kind of a business everybody needs from a service truck.”
I thought for a moment. Everybody had to eat, but they bought their food from a grocery store. Or a Schwan’s truck. That didn’t work. Locksmith, auto repair, carpenter “It’s easy, Skip. A couple of years ago they even sent one to the space station to fix the toilet. A plumber.”
“I remember that.”
“Well, I’m thinking we open a plumbing business.”
“That’s your cover?”
“Lessor and Moore Plumbing. Or maybe Buddy’s Plumbing. Or-”
“I get it, I get it.” From deep in the back of my brain I remembered a quote from Albert Einstein. Somebody in college shared it with me. “If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.” I’m sure it was taken out of context. Or, maybe not.
“We’re good to go anywhere. Nobody’s going to question a plumber. Some poor schlob’s crapper is backed up or the pipes have burst in his kitchen or his drains need to be cleaned out. Everybody needs a plumber sometime in their life. Am I right?” We hit a bump and I thought the bottom of the truck was going to fall out.
“Do we want the truck permanently decorated with a sign that advertises a business we really don’t have?”
James lit a cigarette with one hand, clutching the wheel with the other. The steering on this vehicle was tough enough with two hands, and when he hit the next bump in the road the truck veered, almost nicking a car in the other lane.
“Okay, let’s get a magnetic sign. Take it off when we’re home.”
“Sure. I guess that works.”
The rain had become a downpour, beating against the glass, and the windshield was streaked with dirty water, some running off the top of our truck, some splashing up from puddles in the potholes.
“Pard, check your addresses. I think we’re coming up on one right now.” I was surprised he could see
