Those delivery doors were locked, but the lock wasn’t much. I took out my little case of picks and went through it in about a minute. Inside, the place was lousy with shadows. All the darkness in the world was gathered here. It stunk of sweet flowers and age. I made my way through winding corridors and past darkened viewing rooms. All I could hear was the rain on the windows and the beat of my own heart. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not afraid of dead people. Death and me go way back. I’ve sent plenty of business His way. But places like this always remind me of my mother buying it when I was eight…or of Helen. Helen was my wife. Three months after we were married we were still nuts about each other and then she got sick. Two months later, we planted her. The cancer. Got into her blood. She was two weeks shy of her twenty-fifth birthday. But that’s the way it works sometimes. Guys like me aren’t designed to be happy in life, we’re designed to stumble drunkenly from one scene to the next like a two-bit actor without the benefit of a script.
I looked around and didn’t see a thing worth noting. Then I went upstairs, found the offices, some storage rooms. In one of the offices, one that had been recently occupied judging by the clouds of cigarette smoke hanging in the air, I found an address book in the top drawer…after I jimmied it open, of course. There were notations and phone numbers scribbled down. Names of florists, mortuaries, a few business cards clipped to the back cover.
What intrigued me I found in the back.
It read:
H. HILL 2:00 A.M.
H. Hill?
I jotted that down in my little notebook. It must’ve been a meeting with someone, somewhere. It was a vague clue, but something told me there was relevance simply because funeral directors, to my knowledge, didn’t conduct their business at that hour of the morning “What the hell you think you’re doing?”
I looked up and there was some guy standing in the doorway leaning on a broom. His mouth was hanging open wider than a hooker’s at a convention. He was as ugly as a platter of fried dogshit. Looked like someone had heated up his face and pressed it into a Mr. Ugly mold. Thing was, it cooled all wrong. Another thing was, I knew him.
“You,” he said when he saw my mug. “Steel. What the hell are you doing here? I better call the cops in.”
“Slow down, Junior,” I told him.
His name was Junior Styles and he was a wrong number from the soles of his flat feet to the top of his pointy head. He’d had a pretty good racket going at one time. He had a couple girls working for him, young stuff mostly he’d bullied into it. They’d pick up johns at bars and bus stops, you name it, and bring ‘em back for a quick roll. Thing was, Junior’d be waiting there with a rod and he’d rob ‘em blind. Threaten to tell their wives or families if they squealed to the cops. I hadn’t seen him in about five years; he’d been upstate doing a nickel. I knew. I helped to put him there. And I could see he remembered it, too.
He screwed up his mug and said, “I’ve been thinking about you a long time, Steel, you dirty sonofabitch. Breaking and entering. Ha! I like that.”
“Zip it, pimp,” I told him. “If anyone’s gonna call the bulls in it’ll be me.”
He paled some at that. He knew I’d been a cop and he knew a lot of my friends were cops. And he was a petty criminal and an ex-con. We both knew who they’d believe.
“Never figured you for a broom jockey, Junior. Good to see you found your place in society.”
“Fuck you, Steel. This is just something I’m doing for awhile.”
“Yeah? What’s your grift? How’d you get tangled up in this mess?” I said.
“What mess?”
I shook my head like I knew what I was talking about. “They’ll put you away for keeps this time.”
But like a skinflint, he wasn’t buying it. He swung the broom handle at me and it whistled past my cheek. I stepped in hammered him two quick shots to the chops. He took ‘em, spit blood, and cracked me in the ear with the broom handle. I saw stars and clipped him under the jaw. Before he could answer that one, I took hold of his shirt and sank my knee into his stomach. I repeated that maybe three times until he was curled up harmless as a kitten in a box.
He gagged and spat and called my mother a few unsavory names. But all that got him was a couple more kisses from my left.
“Dirty…sonofabitch,” he growled.
“I’ll do the talking, Junior. I’ll ask the questions and you’ll do the answering. Savvy?”
He glared at me with eyes like runny egg yolks. “Go…screw…yourself.”
I laughed and pulled a switch out of my inner coat pocket. It was a special pocket I’d had sewn in the back, at the bottom, right where the seam was. Even if somebody took my gun, I was still armed. I thumbed the button and six inches of double-edge Sheffield steel was at my disposal. I took my pal by the shirt and hoisted his dead weight up. I slammed him up against the desk and pressed the blade against his crotch.
His eyes were wide, his face trembling. “What the hell you doing? Jesus, Steel.”
“What am I doing? I’m about to slice off Uncle Johnson and the twins unless you start singing a tune I wanna hear.”
“For chrissake! What do you wanna know?”
I sketched it in for him, real slow and simple-like. Didn’t want to tax that dishrag he called a brain.
Junior nodded, started humming a few bars. “All I know is that I was told those people would be coming for a body…that they knew what they were doing and I was to stay out of their way. That’s what the man said.”
“And who’s the man?”
“The man? Barre…Franklin Barre. He owns the place. Christ, you gotta believe me.”
And I did. I let him go and he slid to the floor like lard down a hot pan. He just sat there, covering his friends with his big mitts, and hating, just hating me.
“We’ll finish this talk another time,” I promised him.
I picked up my lid off the floor, brushed off the brim and put it on my skull. Then I got the hell out of there.
4
Next morning I was sitting in my office pouring hot tar down my throat when the blower rang. I’d been sitting there thinking about H. Hill and what it might mean as I answered it.
“Yeah?” I said, setting my coffee down.
“Vince?” Tommy Albert said and I could hear it in his voice again, that sense of disgust like he’d just found out his mother had the clap. “Well. My friend, this ain’t getting any better. In fact, it’s getting a hell of a lot worse.”
“Lay it on me.”
I could hear him striking a match and I could almost smell that turd he was smoking. “You recall a guy named Buscotti? Tony Buscotti?”
I did. Tony “The Iceman” Buscotti, a.k.a. “Frankenstein”, a.k. a “The Headhunter”. Big Tony, as he was also known, was an enforcer and a torpedo for the Italians. He was one of the main cogs in their protection rackets. He was the guy who collected late payments from bookies, loanshark customers, and a variety of other businesses the wops decided needed “protecting”. He was also the guy the mob gave contracts to. A stone killer, Buscotti very often used a knife on his victims. His specialty was a few slugs in the knees to cripple his prey and then some fancy knifework to finish the job. He was a big fierce man, part human and part grizzly bear. Rumor had it he ate raw meat. And when you were nearly seven feet tall and weighed around four hundred pounds, you could do any goddamn thing you wanted to. He made the toughest cops on the force want to wring out their shorts.
Or had, that was.
A year ago he’d been convicted of some seven homicides and sent to the big house for the hot squat. Two weeks ago, he sat down in that chair and put the funny hat on and they fed him the juice. Worm meat now, but the memory persisted like a bean fart in a closet.
“He’s dead,” I said. “Nobody showed at the funeral. Hard to understand, he was such a sweet kid…when he
