I kicked it in and dropped through with my bag of goodies. Using my flashlight, I made a quick inspection of the place. Kept looking and looking until I found the furnace room, taking special interest in the fuel oil tank against one wall. It held over 2oo gallons and it was nearly full. And then I knew how it would end for them. Not with a whimper, but like the Fourth of July finale. I’d found what I was looking for.
I opened my bag and got to work.
During the war, I served in the Navy. In the UDT to be specific. Underwater Demolition Teams. You probably read about us, they called us frogmen. We swam around and planted bombs on boats, docks, beachheads. Sometimes we came out of the water for quick commando raids. Like any good UDT man, I knew explosives better than I knew my own mug. I taped together ten sticks of TNT with electrical tape and attached a blasting cap to it. Then I ran a positive and negative wire from a battery-operated alarm clock to the blasting cap. Then I set the timer. I gave it ninety minutes. I was in no hurry and according to Louie Penachek, these little gatherings went on all night.
When I had attached my bomb to the fuel tank, I went right up the stairs.
It was a big house by any stretch of the imagination. But it only took me a few minutes to locate the people. There were a couple hatchetmen outside the door and I shot both of them down and kicked my way through the double oak doors and there they all were. Marianne and her crew. An assortment of high-ranking hoods from the Italian mob. Because you see, that was my plan: I wanted them all in the same place.
A couple tough guys went for their rods and I killed them where they stood. Then I aimed at the leader of the rat pack: Carmine Varga, the boss of the syndicates. He was an obese, swarthy guy with a face like congealed grease. He seemed to glisten with oil and evil. He was so fat they should’ve hung an orange triangle on his ass. I had seen pictures of him in the daily rags, but none of those did this guy justice. All my life I’d wondered when I’d meet the guy with the patent on ugly and here he was. I kept my rod on him while his hoods bristled like the pigs they were. They all wanted to make a try for me, but he stopped them with a slight shake of his head.
“Vince Steel,” he said like we were old pals. “I wondered when you’d show.”
I glommed a nail and burned the end, blew out a cloud of smoke. “Where are they?” I said to him, looking around, taking it all in-the long tables of culinary delights, the imported champagne, the works of art that hung on the wall. All things stolen or bought with blood money. “Where are the dead guys, fatso?”
He sneered at me, quickly gathered himself. “Dead guys?” He laughed. “Whatever are you talking about?”
I looked at him flat and mean and hungry, the way a rattlesnake might look at you right before it sunk its teeth into your throat. “You know what I’m talking about, you fat piece of shit. Are they here? Are they downstairs? Upstairs? Answer me and don’t even think of lying, because if you do I spray that morgue photo you call a face all over the fucking room.”
Marianne Portis stepped forward, her eyes were iron balls-cold and rusty. “Mr. Steel, you have no idea what you’re involved in here…put that gun away while you still can.”
I smiled at her. She had a cute way about her…like a hungry leopard coming at you in the dark jungle. “Shut that pisshole you call a mouth, sweetheart, and tell me where that festering collection of roadkill is. You know the ones I mean, I think.”
The gaunt man with her took a step forward in some vain attempt to protect his lady love. Maybe. I had to admit that Marianne-with her hair down, dark and lustrous, some make-up on, and a tight-fitting evening gown that left little to the imagination-was a pretty swell dish. I bet she’d been in more beds than a hot water bottle.
“Easy, Dracula,” I told him. “I don’t think it’ll take a wooden stake in your heart to put you down.”
“Drop that gun, Mr. Steel,” Marianne said.
I stared at her. “That was a nice trick you had, sending my dead wife over. Sickest piece of work I’ve ever seen.”
She smiled like a cat disemboweling a mouse. “My gift to you.”
“That’s sweet. And here’s one for you,” I said and put a slug in that fine expanse of belly.
She made a gagging, coughing sound and dropped to the floor, a blossom of blood spreading over her dress like a red flower. She glared at me through the pain, blood running from her lips. The gaunt man came at me and I gave him a pill in the face, point blank, spraying the others with the contents of his skull. I was throwing lead like a maiden aunt tossing rice at a wedding, but I didn’t care.
“It’s a hell of a way to die, sweetheart,” I told Marianne. “Gutshot. Could take hours and hours before you cash in.”
I sensed motion at my back and the welcome wagon rolled in with a maggoty stench. Johnny Luna. Tony the Iceman. I emptied my heater into them and Tony, his face hanging like confetti, gave me a shove and I went to the ground. And then, of course, they were all over me.
First things first. Varga’s hoods gave me a good beating, made me spit some blood and make obscene comments about their mothers. But then they had me subdued, tied to a chair. But despite all they did to me, I kept smiling.
“You won’t be smiling long, you sonofabitch,” Varga told me. Guy smelled like fish oil and grease. “Not when we’re through with you. But let me explain.”
I spat some blood. “No point. I already know what your mother does for a living.”
That got me a couple more knocks. When the fog parted, I was still smiling. How much longer before the place went up? An hour? Maybe a little less? Hee, hee, hee. Boy, were they in for a surprise.
Varga swept his hand around the room indicating the living ones. “I won’t bother with introductions. These are my people.” Then he looked at Marianne on the floor, bleeding like a slit pig. Her friend with that hole in his face. A few others including some broad who looked like Peter Lorre in drag. “These people here. They’re the ones that put this little thing together. You might remember a guy named Quigg. You do? Of course, you do. See, our good Mr. Quigg, he spent years bopping around to all them weird places putting together all this…”
He gave me the rumble and I listened.
Quigg had lived amongst sorcerors, witch doctors, shaman, you name it, all around the world, studying and learning. What he was interested in was nothing less than resurrection. After devoting most of his life to it, he succeeded. Or almost had. I kind of messed that up when I tracked him down and helped put him away. But Marianne, apt pupil that she was, carried on and put on the finishing touches. But she needed money. That’s where Varga came in. He bankrolled it all and was pleased with the results. See, through Quigg’s neo-science, he had an army of dead hoods at his disposal-killers, bagmen, enforcers, thieves, racketeers. Guys who could pull jobs and never be prosecuted because they were already dead. Even if they left fingerprints, what possible difference did it make? Eye witnesses? Who’d believe ‘em?
It was perfect.
“…and it was out of respect to our Mr. Quigg that I had some of my boys take out the D.A., a couple of the jurors. That cannibalism bit was just a cosmetic touch. Yeah, but those three are only the beginning. Before we’re done, they’ll all be doing the deep six: the judge, your friend Tommy Albert, even yourself. We do that out of respect for the man that made this all possible.”
The walking dead goons parted and I almost shit a pearl.
Old Quigg came shambling forward, a bag of graying bones. His eyes were like yellow moons setting in that shrunken face. “Yes. Mr. Steel,” he managed, his voice dry as sandstorms. “And soon you’ll be joining us. First you’ll need to die, then we’ll need your heart-”
“Kiss my ass,” I said and then something hit me and I fell into darkness.
14
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
That’s what I woke to. My head was throbbing, but I came awake sharp and ready. I came awake in panic. In the darkness. In a box. It wasn’t a fancy casket they were burying me alive in, just a plain wooden packing crate. I tried to move, to thrash, to fight, but it was no good. This was Quigg’s revenge-let me die like this and bring me
