DEATH IS NOW MY NEIGHBOUR BY COLIN DEXTER.
PROLEGOMENON
January, 1996
A decided boon, therefore, are any multiple-choice items for those pupils in our classrooms who are either inured to idleness, or guilty of wilful ignorance. Such pupils, if simply and appropriately instructed, have only to plump for the same answer on each occasion - let us say, choice (a) from choices (a) (b) (c) (d) - in order to achieve a reasonably regular score of some 25% of the total marks available. This is a wholly satisfactory return for academic incompetence
'WHAT TIME DO you call this, Lewis?'
'The missus's fault. Not like her to be late with the breakfast.'
Morse made no answer as he stared down at the one remaining unsolved due:
'Stand for soldiers? (5-4)'
Lewis took the chair opposite his chief and sat waiting for some considerable while, leafing through a magazine.
'Stuck, sir?' he asked finally.
COLIN DEXTER
'If I was - if I
'You never know,' suggested Lewis good-naturedly. 'Perhaps-'
'Ah!' burst out Morse triumphantly - as he wrote in TOASTRACK. He folded
'You - are - a - genius, Lewis.'
'So you've often told me, sir.'
'What's that got-?'
'What are you reading there?'
Lewis held up the tide page of his magazine.
'Lew-is! There are more important things in life than the
'Just thought you might be interested in one of die articles here ...'
Morse rose to the bait. 'Such as?'
'There's a sort of test - you know, see how many points you can score: ARE YOU REALLY WISE AND CULTURED?'
'Very doubtful in your case, I should think.'
'You reckon you could do better than I did?'
'Quite certain of it.'
Lewis grinned.
'Absolutely.'
'Want to have a go, then?' Lewis's moudi betrayed gende amusement as Morse shrugged his indifference.
'Multiple-choice questions - you know all about-?'
'Get on with it!'
DEATH IS NOW MY NEIGHBOUR
'All you've got to do is imagine the world's going to end in exactly one week's time, OK? Then you've got to answer five questions, as honestly as you can.'
'And you've already answered these questions yourself?'
Lewis nodded.
'Well, if
Lewis read aloud from the article:
Question One
Given the choice of only four CDs or cassettes, which one of the following would you be likely to play at least once?
(a) A Beatles album