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delights – and returning to sit on the bed, next to my hip, facing me where I lay on my back.

Taking the gel into her hands, she sat there a few seconds before asking me 'Well, what's the best way of doing this?'

'It's probably easiest if we get the lube on both of us. We probably want to make sure it's warm, so that nobody gets any cold surprises' – she grinned at that, and nodded enthusiastically – 'And I'm not in, uh, shape to do anything with you at the moment, you might notice.'

She looked down, and realized that I was still only semi-erect – and on the heels of that, that I couldn't very well enter her in that condition.

She looked back up at me, and grinned 'I think I can fix the third problem. I understand the second, and agree. The first one, I understand, but I'm not sure where to start, exactly.'

'Okay, think it through, then. Put the problems in a different order, and see if something doesn't occur to you.', I challenged.

A little bit later she said'Okay. Getting us both lubricated would seem to be the last step. If the lubricant is cold, doing anything about your, uh, shape wouldn't do much good. So I think the first thing to do is warm it up. How?'

'It just needs to be someplace warm – body temperature is enough, right?'

She got a wicked grin on her face, and promptly raised up enough to slide the tube into her vagina. Sitting back down, she said 'Body temperature it is! Boy that was cold, going in, though!', giggling.

I smiled back at her, and said 'It's going to take a little bit for the gel to warm up all the way. Is there anything about the other two problems you can think of?'

Again, she thought about it for a little bit before her eyes lit up, and she said 'Yeah! Getting us both lubed up is a two-part problem, not just one. Changing your shape is another, so I've got three problems again – but I can use the solution to one problem to solve another: When I do something about your shape, I can apply the lubricant to you at the same time, solving two problems with one action. Getting the gel on me is the last thing, and it's simple.' She grinned at me, pleased with having figured it out herself with only minimal prompting.

'Excellent. Now you know how to solve any problem that you might run into in life.'

'Huh?'

'Sure. Think about it – now you've got experience in solving problems.

You applied the easiest, most sensible ways to find a solution to something known to mankind: see if you can re-order the problem so it makes more sense. Prioritize it – that is, figure out what each item depends on. Break each problem down into its simplest parts. Solve each problem in the order it needs to be done, finding common solutions where you can. Bingo! Problem's gone!'

'You're kidding, right?'

'Nope. The only thing I didn't mention was the ability to find solutions outside those already known. If you'd asked me about the gel, I was going to point out that your armpit gets warm, and might make a good heater – but you blew that away with your own solution!'

She grinned at me, and said 'Well, that one seemed kind of obvious, to me!'

'Understand – I don't have any problem with it; it just surprised me, was all. The hardest thing I think you'll find when you start dealing with other people's problems is that if you don't give them the kind of solution they expect, something they're even a little bit familiar with, they'll argue with you about it. It's not out of meanness or anything like that, it's just plain old brain-lock, or some prejudice they have.

Until you have a reputation as someone that CAN solve problems, you'd better be ready to razzle-dazzle folks with some really great explanations of how and why it will work when you DO come up with something 'outside the lines' of what they're familiar with. It's hard, and it's a pain in the ass, but it has to be done – until you can teach them better. When I first started my business, I had a hell of a time convincing people that the answers I had really were for the questions they had asked. It liked to have driven me crazy, until I finally understood that they just didn't know – and that I had to teach them.

Since then, it's gotten easier and easier, every time.'

'Uh, on the subject of pain in the butt' – she grinned at her own joke -

'you think the lubricant is warm enough by now?'

'Did it feel cold very long?'

'No, just a little bit. Since then, I barely know it's there – except for where it is, of course.'

'Then it's probably warm enough.'

Grinning again, she raised up, and dipped a couple of fingers inside to help draw it out – and surprising me a bit by turning a little pink during the process.

When she had the tube in her hand again, she sat back down, and opened the lid to it, squeezing a bit into her hand, saying 'Yeah, it feels fine, now.'

She laughed when I told her 'If it isn't, I'll let you know!'

With that, she reached over, and took me into her hands, softly stroking me and spreading the lubricant along the length of my penis. Yeah, the gel was warm enough, and it wasn't long before she started getting the desired results as I slowly got harder and longer in her hand. Pausing once to squirt another dollop of lube into her hand – 'better too much, than not enough, right?' – she soon had me fully erect, and thoroughly coated with the gel.

Wiping her hands off on the towel she'd kept, she handed me the tube of lubricant, saying 'Your turn!', with a nervous grin.

I got onto my knees, and moved behind her as she moved onto her side, and then rolled over onto her stomach before getting up on her hands and knees, her back to me. I made sure to keep a firm grip on the tube, so that it didn't cool too much by the time I was in position. Even so, after I squirted a small blob of it onto my finger, I made sure to check it's actual temperature before putting my fingers between her asscheeks.

Even then, I made a point not to apply it directly to her rectum, instead choosing to apply it to the top of the cleft of her ass, and then pushing it down onto the final target.

I smeared it around well, and made a couple of soft, preliminary pushes against her nether hole; she didn't flinch or move away, so I figured there was a pretty good chance that she was ready to go through with it.

Another dollop of gel – like she'd said, better too much than not enough – and back to her buttocks, Smear it around again, but in a smaller area – immediately on and around her anus; and pushing some of it inside her by probing at her with my finger, and even getting as far as the end knuckle into her sphincter. Back out, and another batch of lube – this one going directly on the opening of her pink rosebud; gently and carefully working it through her opening.

As I was doing all that, I had a clear view of her labia, and could see them as they darkened in color, and extended with her increased arousal.

Wiping my hands on the towel, I moved closer behind her, my erection swaying slightly before becoming wedged between her cheeks. She felt it, and arched her back slightly, so that she presented me with a better entry angle. Placing the glans against her pucker, and a hand on her hip, I paused to tell her 'Robyn, I don't think either one of us expects any problems with this – but please, if you feel any pain, any discomfort, if you have any problems, letmeknow. We don't have to give up, or anything like that; it's just easier and better for both of us if we take it as slow as you're comfortable with. Okay?'

'You better believe it!', she exclaimed.

That settled, I held myself in position as I gently, but firmly, pressed myself against her. I could feel it as she deliberately relaxed herself, but I was starting to think that it wasn't going to happen when the head suddenly popped through – accompanied by a small squeak from her.

I immediately stopped, asking her 'Are you okay? What do you want me to do?'

Without hesitation, she answered 'I'm fine, I was just kind of surprised when it popped in like that. It doesn't hurt or anything, it just feels kind of weird. Go ahead whenever you want to – preferably soon!'

Putting my other hand on her hip, I held them firmly as I again hunched myself forward with a single, smooth motion. I watched as nearly half my length slid inside her before I had to pause again. The feeling of the tight ring of her anus as it slid down my hardness was fantastic – something entirely unique from the way her mouth or vagina had felt.

Gripping her hips again, I pressed forward, and was able to ease the rest of my erection into her bowels. Fully inside her now, I stopped, giving her a chance to get used to it, or let me know if she was uncomfortable.

She let out a gasp of breath, and told me 'That feels so incredible.