“Oh, gawdamightyfuckingdamn!” I screamed when I felt my cunt walls raped by a vegetable. “Ooowwweeeeee!”
It felt good the way a pulled tooth feels. Very horrible, yet satisfying, ugly, yet glorious. The celery stalk was way too huge fur my vagina, but those guys, and some of the girls, tried to stick it clear up inside of me.
“Aaaauuuggghhhh!” I screamed in agony. “Take it out! Oh, fuck it hurts! I can’t take it! Oowwwwww!”
I really couldn’t stand it so they let me up. There were tears in my eyes as I sat there and examined my poor little twat. It felt like I was all torn up inside but I did have a nice little orgasm with that raw dildo.
“Hey, I think I’ll eat the motherfucker!” Elmer yelled. “I always wanted to eat a fucking cunt anyway!”
He did.
The celery was filled with pimento cheese, and now it was covered with cunt juice. So Elmer ate that Goddam piece of green stuff like it tasted better than anything on the face of the earth. He stood there chomping at it while he jacked off, to send a stream of semen splattering over one of the expensive paintings on the wall. Like I said, most of sex is in the mind, and I figured Elmer thought he was eating a cunt!
It got the rest of us even more worked up so we really did start a daisy chain. Cock to ass and cunt to ass, we made a circle around that mahogany table. Then we stumbled around while we fucked and got fucked, until one of the girls couldn’t take it any more.
“I’m gonna come!” she screamed, falling to her knees. “Oh, God! I’m really coming!”
She had to do the last part herself because she was on her knees and nobody made a move to help her finish. She just knelt there with her legs closed, her head on her knees and her eyes closed with joy, while she orgasmed to her heart’s content.
That kind of broke up the circle so we went back to fucking each other on a more personal basis. I got to suck Earl’s magnificent prick until he came in my mouth, and then he sucked my cunt while I orgasmed in his face. I could feel his teeth against my clitoris while I was giving him the wildest face-fuck he could imagine, and when we both had orgasmed, we tried to pet each other into another go at it. He was a real man and he got another hard-on, so we screwed until we cried out of pain.
It was wonderful, the way sex always is, and I’m gad I work in a big office like this. There are thousands of people who work here, with some leaving while others begin, and among the whole fucking lot of them I have never seen a single person who doesn’t like to fuck.
Can you imagine the fun I’m going to have!
