me some money to use it until I tracked Mona down.”
“Christ, Beyers, you can’t just come into a lot and take someone’s car! That’s stealing. You’re a goddamn car thief.”
“So?”
“Where’d you get the keys?”
“Same place you did. Morelli’s apartment. He had an extra set in his dresser.”
“You won’t get away with this.”
“What are you gonna do, call the police?”
“God will get you for this.”
“Fuck God,” Beyers said, sliding behind the wheel, taking time to adjust the seat and fiddle with the radio.
Arrogant bastard, I thought. Not only is he stealing the damn car, but he’s sitting there flaunting his ability to take it. I grabbed my defense spray and bolted out the door and down the stairs. I was barefoot, wearing a Mickey Mouse nightshirt and a pair of Jockey string bikinis, and I could have cared less.
I was through the back door with my foot on the pavement when I saw Beyers turn the key and step on the accelerator. A split second later the car exploded with a deafening blast, sending doors flying off into space like Frisbees. Flames licked up from the undercarriage and instantly consumed the Cherokee, turning it into a brilliant yellow fireball.
I was too astonished to move. I stood open-mouthed and speechless while parts of roof and fender reversed their trajectory and clanked down to earth.
Sirens sounded in the distance, and tenants poured from the building to stand beside me and stare at the burning Jeep. Clouds of black smoke boiled into the morning sky, and searing heat rippled across my face.
There’d never been any possibility of saving Morty Beyers. Even if I’d immediately responded, I couldn’t have gotten him out of the car. And probably he was dead from the blast, not the fire. It occurred to me that chances of this being an accident were slim. And that chances of this being meant for me were large.
On the positive side, I didn’t have to sweat Morelli finding out about yesterday’s accident damage.
I backed away from the fire and eased my way through the small crowd that had formed. I took the stairs two at a time and locked myself in my apartment. I’d carelessly left the front door wide open when I’d dashed out after Beyers, so I did a thorough search with my gun drawn. If I came on the guy who roasted Morty Beyers, I wasn’t going to fool around with his neurotransmitters—I was going to go for a bullet in the gut. The gut made a nice big target.
When I was sure my apartment was secure, I got dressed in shorts and shirt. I took a fast bathroom break and checked my appearance in the bathroom mirror. I had a purple bruise on my cheekbone and a small gash in my upper lip. Most of the swelling had gone down. As a result of the morning’s fire, my complexion looked like it had been sunburned and sandblasted. My eyebrows and the hair around my face had gotten singed and stuck out in spikes about an eighth of an inch long. Very attractive. Not that I was complaining. I could have been dead and missing a few body parts that had landed in the azaleas. I laced up my Reeboks and went downstairs to take another look.
The parking lot and adjoining streets were filled with fire trucks and police cars and ambulances. Barricades had been set up, holding the curious away from the smoldering remains of Morelli’s Jeep. Oily, sooty water slicked the blacktop, and the air smelled like charred pot roast. I didn’t want to pursue that train of thought. I saw Dorsey standing on the perimeter, talking to a uniform. He looked up and caught my eye and headed over.
“I’m getting a bad feeling about this,” he said.
“You know Morty Beyers?”
“Yeah.”
“He was in the Jeep.”
“No shit. Are you sure?”
“I was talking to him when it blew.”
“I guess that explains your missing eyebrows. What were you talking about?”
“Vinnie had only given me a week to bring Morelli in. My week was up, and Morty took up the hunt. We were sort of talking about Morelli.”
“You couldn’t have been talking too close or you’d be hamburger.”
“Actually I was right about where we’re standing now, and we were yelling at each other. We were sort of… disagreeing.”
A uniform came over with a twisted license plate. “We found this over by the Dumpster,” he said. “You want me to run an ID?”
I took the plate. “Don’t bother. The car belongs to Morelli.”
“Oh boy,” Dorsey said. “I can hardly wait to hear this.”
I figured I’d embellish the truth a little, since the police might not be up on the finer points of bounty hunterism and might not understand about commandeering. “It’s like this,” I said. “I went to see Morelli’s mother, and she was very upset that no one was running Joe’s car. You know how bad it is for the battery to let a car sit. Well one thing led to another and next thing I’d agreed to drive the car around for her.”
“So you’ve been driving Morelli’s car as a favor to his mother?”
“Yes. He’d asked her to take care of it, but she didn’t have time.”
“Very noble of you.”
