I watched him angle out of the car and cross the street. I enjoyed the view until he was out of sight, and then I turned my attention back to the files. I knew Moon Man Dunphy. I'd gone to school with him. No problem there. I just had to go pry him away from his television set.
Lenny Dale lived in an apartment complex on Grand Avenue and had listed his age as eighty-two. Big groan on this one. There is no good way to apprehend an eighty-two-year-old man. No matter how you cut it, you look and feel like a creep.
Morris Munson's file was left to read, but I didn't want to go there. Best to procrastinate and hope Ranger came forward.
I decided to go after Dale first. He was only about a quarter-mile from Vinnie's office. I needed to make a U- turn on Hamilton, but the car was having none of it. The car was heading for center city and the burned-out building.
Okay, so I'm nosy. I wanted to see the crime scene. And I guess I wanted to have a psychic moment. I wanted to stand in front of the building and have a Ranger revelation.
I crossed the railroad tracks and inched my way along in the morning traffic. The building was at the corner of Adams and Third. It was redbrick and four stories high, probably about fifty years old. I parked on the opposite side of the street, got out of my car, and stared at the fire-blackened windows, some of which were boarded over. Yellow crime-scene tape stretched the width of the building, held in place by sawhorses strategically positioned on the sidewalk to prevent snoops like me from getting too close. Not that I'd let a detail like crime-scene tape stop me from taking a peek.
I crossed the street and ducked under the tape. I tried the double glass door, but found it locked. Inside, the lobby seemed relatively unscathed. Lots of grimy water and smoke-smudged walls, but no visible fire damage.
I turned and looked at the surrounding buildings. Office buildings, stores, a deli-style restaurant on the corner.
Hey, Ranger, are you out there?
Nothing. No psychic moment.
I ran back to the car, locked myself in, and hauled out my cell phone. I dialed Ranger's number and waited through two rings before his answering machine picked up. My message was brief: 'Are you okay?'
I disconnected and sat there for a few minutes, feeling breathless and hollow-stomached. I didn't want Ranger to be dead. And I didn't want him to have killed Homer Ramos. Not that I cared a fig about Ramos, but whoever killed him would pay, one way or another.
Finally I put the car in gear and drove away. A half-hour later I was standing in front of Lenny Dale's door, and apparently the Dales were at it again because there was a lot of shouting going on inside the apartment. I shifted foot to foot in the third-floor hall, waiting for a lull in the racket. When it came, I knocked. This led to another shouting match, over who was going to get the door.
I knocked again. The door was flung open, and an old man stuck his head out at me. 'Yeah?'
'Lenny Dale?'
'You're looking at him, sis.'
He was mostly nose. The rest of his face had shrunk away from that eagle's beak, his bald dome was dotted with liver spots, and his ears were oversized on his mummified head. The woman behind him was gray-haired and doughy, with tree-trunk legs stuffed into Garfield the Cat bedroom slippers.
'What's she want?' the woman yelled. 'What's she want?'
'If you'd shut up I'd find out!' he yelled back. 'Yammer, yammer, yammer. That's all you do.'
'I'll give you yammer, yammer,' she said. And she smacked him on top of his shiny skull.
Dale wheeled around and clocked her square on the side of her head.
'Hey!' I said. 'Stop that!'
'I'll give you one, too,' Dale said, jumping at me, fist raised.
I put my hand out to ward him off, and he stood statue still for a moment, frozen in the raised-fist position. His mouth opened, his eyes rolled into the back of his head, and he fell over stiff as a board and crashed to the floor.
I knelt beside him. 'Mr. Dale?'
His wife toed him with Garfield. 'Hunh,' she said. 'Guess he had another one of them heart attacks.'
I put my hand to his neck and couldn't find a pulse.
'Oh, jeez,' I said.
'Is he dead?'
'Well, I'm no expert…'
'He looks dead to me.'
'Call 911 and I'll try CPR.' Actually I didn't know CPR, but I'd seen it done on television, and I was willing to give it a shot.
'Honey,' Mrs. Dale said, 'you bring that man back to life and I'll hit you with the meat mallet until your head looks like a veal patty.' She bent over her husband. 'Anyway, look at him. He's dead as a doorknob. A body couldn't get any deader.'
I was afraid she was right. Mr. Dale didn't look good.
An elderly woman came to the open door. 'What's happening? Lenny have another one of them heart attacks?' She turned and yelled down the hall. 'Roger, call 911. Lenny had another heart attack.'
Within seconds the room was filled with neighbors, commenting on Lenny's condition and asking questions. How did it happen? And was it fast? And did Mrs. Dale want a turkey noodle casserole for the wake?
Sure, Mrs. Dale said, a casserole would be nice. And she wondered if Tootie Greenberg could make one of those poppyseed cakes like she did for Moses Schultz.
The EMS unit arrived, looked at Lenny, and agreed with the general consensus. Lenny Dale was as dead as a doorknob.
I quietly slipped out of the apartment and did a fast shuffle to the elevator. It wasn't even noon, and already my day seemed too long and cluttered with dead people. I called Vinnie when I reached the lobby.
'Listen,' I said, 'I found Dale, but he's dead.'
'How long's he been like that?'
'About twenty minutes.'
'Were there any witnesses?'
'His wife.'
'Shit,' Vinnie said, 'it was self-defense, right?'
'I didn't kill him!'
'Are you sure?'
'Well, it was a heart attack, and I guess I might have contributed a little…'
'Where is he now?'
'He's in his apartment. The EMS guys are there but there's nothing they can do. He's definitely dead.'
'Christ, couldn't you have given him a heart attack after you got him to the police station? This is gonna be a big pain in the ass. You wouldn't believe the paperwork on this kind of thing. I tell you what, see if you can get the EMS boys to drive Dale over to the courthouse.'
I felt my mouth drop open.
'Yeah, this'll work,' Vinnie said. 'Just get one of the guys at the desk to come out and take a look. Then he can give you a body receipt.'
'I'm not dragging some poor dead man off to the municipal building!'
'What's the big deal? You think he's in a rush to get embalmed? Tell yourself you're doing something nice for him-you know, like a last ride.'
Ugh. I disconnected. Should have kept the whole box of doughnuts for myself. This was shaping up to be an eight-doughnut day. I looked at the little green diode blinking on my cell phone. Come on, Ranger, I thought. Call me.
I left the lobby and took to the road. Moon Man Dunphy was next on my list. The Mooner lives in the Burg, a couple blocks from my parents' house. He shares a row house with two other guys who are just as crazy as Moon Man. Last I heard, he was working nights, restocking at the Shop amp; Bag. And at this time of the day I suspect he's at home eating Cap'n Crunch, watching reruns of
