my partner in crime. He's Cuban American with dark skin and dark eyes and dark brown hair recently cut short. He's half a head taller than I am, and two months older. I've seen him naked, and when I say every part of him is perfect you can take it to the bank. He was Special Forces, and while he’s no longer military, he’s still got the skills and the muscle, he owns a security company named RangeMan now.
Plus, he does the high-bond skips for Vinnie. He's a hot guy, and there are strong feelings between us, but I try to keep some distance. Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.
'I knew it!' Lula said. 'I knew this would be good.'
'You need something better than taxes,' Connie said. 'You're going to need a diversion if you want to plant bugs.'
'Yeah,' Lula said. 'You need us to go along with you. You need some hustle and bustle.'
'How about if we say we want to start a business together,' Connie said. 'And we need advice on permits and partnership agreements.'
'What kind of business we got?' Lula asked. 'I gotta know what I'm getting into with you.'
'It's not a real business,' Connie said. 'We're just pretending.'
'I still gotta know,' Lula said. 'I'm not putting my good name on just any old thing.'
'For chrissake,' Connie said, flapping her arms and stamping her feet to keep warm. 'It could be anything. We could cater parties.'
'Yeah, that's believable,' Lula said. 'On account of we're all such gourmet cooks. The only time I turn my oven on is to heat up my apartment. And Stephanie probably don’t even know where her oven is.'
'Okay, how about a dry cleaner, or chauffeured limos, or dog walking or we could buy a shrimp boat?' Connie offered.
'I like the limo idea,' Lula said. 'We could buy a Lincoln and dress up in bad-ass uniforms. Something with some bling.'
'It's okay with me,' Connie said.
I nodded and pulled my scarf up over my nose. 'Me too. Let's go inside. I'm freezing.'
'Wait,' Lula said. 'We need a name. You can't have a limo company without a name.'
'Lucky Limos,' Connie said.
'The hell,' Lula said. 'I'm not joining up with a limo company's got a lame name like that.'
'Then you name it,' Connie said to Lula. 'I don't give a fig what the friggin' company is called. My feet are numb.'
'It should be something that reflects on us,' Lula said. 'Like The Bitches Limos.'
'That's a stupid name. No one's going to hire a limo from a company with a name like that,' Connie said.
'I know some people,' Lula said.
'Lovely Limos, Lonely Limos, Loser Limos, Lumpy Limos, Looney Limos, La De Da Limos, Limos for Liars, Lampshade Limos, Landfill Limos, Leaky Limos, Lemon Limos, Long Limos, Large Limos, Lazy Limos, Loosey Goosey Limos,' I said.
Connie looked at me and grimaced.
'Maybe it should be called Lula's Limos,' I said.
'Yeah, that got a ring to it,' Lula said.
'Then it's a deal. Lula's Limos.'
'Deal,' Connie said. 'Get out of my way, so I can get inside and defrost.'
We all pushed through the front door to Dickie's building and stood in the foyer, sopping up the sudden blast of heat. The foyer opened to a reception area, and I was relieved to see an unfamiliar face behind the desk. If anyone had recognized me from my last visit, they would have immediately called for security.
'Let me do the talking,' I said to Lula.
'Sure,' Lula said. 'I'll be quiet as a mouse. I'll zip my lip.'
I approached the desk and made an attempt at demure. 'We'd like to see Mr. Orr,' I told the woman.
'Do you have an appointment?'
'No,' I said. 'I'm terribly sorry to drop in like this, but we're starting a new business, and we need some legal advice. We were down the street looking at real estate and thought we'd take a chance that Mr. Orr might have a moment for us.'
'Of course,' the woman said. 'Let me see if he's available. The name?'
' Capital City Limos.'
'Hunh,' Lula said behind me.
The woman buzzed Dickie and relayed our information. She got off the phone and smiled. 'He has a few minutes between appointments. You can take the elevator to your left. Second floor.'
We all moved into the elevator, and I pushed the button for I the second floor.
'What was that?' Lula wanted to know. ' Capital City Limos?'
'It just popped out, but it sounds classy, right?'
'Not as classy as Lula’s Limos,' Lula said. 'I'd call Lula’s Limos any day of the week over Capital City Limos. Capital City Limos sounds like it got a stick up its ass, but you'd be in for a good time in Lula’s Limos.'
The door opened, and we spilled out of the elevator into another reception room with another new face at the desk.
'Mr. Orr is expecting you,' the woman said. 'His office is at the end of the corridor.'
I led the parade in a sedate march to Dickie's office. I got to his open door and rapped lightly. I peeked in and smiled. Friendly. Non-threatening.
Dickie looked up and gasped.
He'd put on a few pounds since the last time I saw him. His brown hair was thinning at the top, and he was wearing glasses. He was dressed in a white shirt, red and blue striped tie, and dark blue suit. I'd thought he was handsome when I married him, and he was still a nice-looking guy, in a corporate sort of way. But he felt soft compared to Joe Morelli and Ranger, the two men who were currently in my life. Dickie lacked the heat and raw male energy that surrounded Morelli and Ranger. And of course, I now knew Dickie was an asshole.
'No need for alarm,' I said calmly. 'I'm here as a client. I needed a lawyer, and I thought of you.'
'Lucky me,' Dickie said.
I felt my eyes involuntarily narrow and did some mental deep breathing.
'Lula and Connie and I are thinking about starting a limo service,' I said to Dickie.
'You bet your ass,' Lula said. 'Lula's Limos.'
'And?' Dickie said.
'We don't know anything about starting a business,' I said. 'Do we need some sort of partnership agreement? Do we need a business license?
Should we incorporate?'
Dickie slid a piece of paper across his desk. 'Here are the law firm rates for services.'
'Wow,' I said, looking at the rates. 'This is a lot of money. I don't know if we can afford you.'
'Again, lucky me.'
I felt my blood pressure edge up a notch. I planted my hands on my hips and glared down at him. 'Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?'
'Let me think about that for a nanosecond,' Dickie said. 'Yes! Last time you were in my office you tried to kill me.'
'That's an exaggeration. Maim you, yes. Kill you, probably not.'
'Let me give you some free advice,' Dickie said. 'Keep your day jobs. The three of you in business will be a disaster, and if you last long enough to go into menopause as business partners, you'll turn into cannibals.'
'Did I just get insulted?' Lula asked.
Okay, so he’s a jerk, I said to myself. That doesn't change the mission. You have to keep your eye on the prize. You need to be cordial and find a way to plant the bugs. Hard to do when Dickie was in his chair behind the desk, and I was standing in front of it.
'You're probably right,' I said to Dickie. I looked around and moved to the mahogany shelves that lined one wall. Law books interspersed with personal flotsam. Photographs, awards, a couple carved-wood ducks, some art glass. 'You have a wonderful office,' I told him. I went from photograph to photograph. A picture of Dickie with his brother. A picture of Dickie with his parents. A picture of Dickie with his grandparents. A picture of Dickie
