Morelli brought me into the kitchen. 'Diggery?' he asked.
'Never saw him. We got lost in the cemetery and had to get Ranger to track us down. I need a shower.'
I slogged upstairs to the bathroom, locked myself in, and stripped. I stood in the shower until I was all warmed up and squeaky clean. I ran a comb through my hair, wrapped a towel around myself, and shuffled into Morelli s bedroom.
Morelli was in the middle of the room looking like he wanted to do something but wasn't sure where to begin. Bed linens and clothes were in a crumpled mess on the floor, and there were empty beer bottles, plates, and silverware on all surfaces.
'This isn't good,' I said to him.
'You have no idea what this has been like. I hate this guy. I hide in my room. I'd like to hit him, but it isn't allowed. He eats all my food. He controls the television. And he's always talking, talking, talking. He's everywhere. If I don't lock my door, he just walks in.'
'Is he still drugged?'
'Yeah. I'd like to keep him that way'
'Do I have any clothes here?'
'Some underwear. I think it's mixed in with mine.'
I found the underwear and borrowed a T-shirt. I located some clean sheets and made the bed.
'This is nice,' Morelli said. 'I knew the room needed something, but I couldn't figure out what. It was sheets.'
'Stick a fork in me,' I said, crawling into bed.
SEVENTEEN
I WOKE UP to someone banging on the bedroom door and Morelli in bed next to me with the pillow over his face. I took the pillow off Morelli. 'What's going on?'
'If I go out there, I'll kill him,' Morelli said.
I crawled out of bed, toed through the clothes on the floor, and located a pair of sweatpants that looked fairly clean. I stepped into the sweats and rolled them at the waist. I was still in Morelli's T-shirt. Didn't bother to brush my hair. I opened the door and looked out at Dickie. He had two black eyes and a Band-Aid on his nose.
'Yeah?' I said.
'Jesus,' he said. 'What are you doing here? The nightmare never ends.'
Good thing for him I didn't have a staple gun.
'How did I get here? Last thing I remember I was kidnapped,' Dickie said.
'Go downstairs and look for breakfast. We'll be right down.'
I turned and bumped into Morelli, who was standing behind me, naked. What is it with men that they can walk around like that? I could barely get naked to take a shower.
'No clothes?' I asked him.
'You're wearing my last almost-clean sweats.'
'Underwear?'
'None. I need to do laundry. Dickie’s been wearing my clothes.'
'I'm not going downstairs with you naked.'
Morelli kicked through the clothes and came up with a pair of jeans. I watched him put the jeans on commando, and my nipples got hard.
'I could have these pants off in record time,' Morelli said, eyes on my T-shirt.
'No way. Dickie might hear.'
'We could be quiet.'
'I couldn't concentrate. I'd be imagining Dickie with his ear to the door.'
'You have to concentrate?' Morelli asked.
'Hey!' Dickie yelled from the foot of the stairs. 'There's no milk.'
I followed Morelli down the stairs to the kitchen, where Dickie was eating cereal out of the box.
'There's no milk,' Dickie said. 'And there's no more orange juice.'
'There was orange juice last night,' Morelli said.
''Yeah, but I drank it.'
Morelli fed Bob and got the coffee going. I looked for something to eat that might not be contaminated with Dickie cooties. I didn't mind sharing a cereal box with Morelli, but I wasn't going to eat from something Dickie had just stuck his hand in. God knows where that hand was last.
'Tell me about the key,' I said to Dickie.
'What key?'
I glanced at Morelli. 'I'm going to hit him.'
'I'll close my eyes,' Morelli said. 'Tell me when it's over.'
'You can't do that,' Dickie said. 'You're supposed to protect me. Especially from her. You do one little thing wrong with her and the Italian temper comes out. And God forbid you come home late for dinner.'
'Four hours!' I said. 'You'd come home four hours late for dinner, and you'd have grass stains on your knees and your shirt caught in your zipper.'
'I don't remember that part,' Dickie said. 'Did I used to do that?'
'Yes.'
Dickie started laughing. 'I wasn't making a lot of money back then. I couldn't afford a hotel room.'
'It's not funny!' I said.
'Sure it is. Grass stains and rug burns are always funny.' He looked over at Morelli. 'She didn't like to do doggy.'
Morelli slid a look at me and smiled. There wasn't much I didn't like In do with Morelli. Okay, a few things, but they involved animals and other women and body parts that weren't designed for fun.
'What?' Dickie said. 'What's that smile? Oh man, are you telling me she does doggy with you?'
'Leave it alone,' Morelli said.
'Is it good? Does she bark? Do you make her bark like a dog?'
'You need to stop,' Morelli said. 'If you don't stop, I'm going to make you stop.'
'Arf, arf, arf!' Dickie said.
Morelli gave his head a small shake, like he didn't fucking believe he had Dickie in his kitchen. And then he grabbed Dickie by his T-shirt and threw him halfway across the room. Dickie hit the wall spread-eagle like Wile E. Coyote in a Road Runner cartoon, and the cereal flew out of the box. Bob came running from the living room and snarfed up the cereal.
'What's that about?' Dickie asked, struggling to get to his feet.
'Trying to get your attention.'
I handed Morelli a cup of coffee. 'Ask him about the key.'
'I'm telling you I don't know anything about a key,' Dickie said.
'Let me refresh your memory,' I said to him. 'You left the safety of this house and went straight to my apartment, where you were caught on camera breaking in and searching for something. Later that day, I got a call from a guy who wanted the key.'
'So?'
'So I know there's forty million dollars out there. I know everyone wants it. And I know someone thinks I have the key. And unless I can figure this out, I'm going to get barbecued like Smullen and Gorvich.'
'Let's start from the beginning and build up to the key,' Morelli said. 'How did you meet Smullen and Gorvich and Petiak?'
'I met Petiak at a financial-planning conference. We got to be friends, and he introduced me to Smullen and Gorvich. I'd just been passed over for partnership, and I could see the handwriting on the wall. Office politics weren't in my favor. So I was looking at options. Petiak had money and clients but no ability to litigate if the need should arise. He suggested we go into business together, and I agreed. I knew his client list was questionable, but I
