Boris's objections that we were about to chop up his armor were squelched by Count Lambert: 'Fear not, our smith will repair it.'
The pigs were not minded to volunteer for this experiment, but a large number of commoners had gathered and manpower was available. At my suggestion, we did it outside the pigsty.
Under great protest by the pigs, two of them were dressed in armor and strung upright between horizontal poles, forelegs up and hind legs down.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals would have been horrified, but we were going to eat the animals anyway, and I fail to see where my sword was any worse than a butcher's knife.
Actually, the count's sword was a good deal worse. The rule being that all blows had to strike armor, it took him five hacks before the pig quit screaming. It died of internal concussions. The armor was never cut.
My watered steel blade cut the wrought-iron rings easily, and again I found the heart.
I could see Lambert's emotions in conflict. On the one hand, here was a valuable new technique. On the other, I was refuting the experience of his lifetime. I began to worry. Had I offended my host?
'Your blade, Sir Conrad. May I see it?'
'Of course, my lord.'
He grasped the cheap brass grip and swung it a few times. Then he jumped into the pen with its one remaining live pig. With a single, mighty one-handed swing, he took the pig's head entirely off. Then he smiled.
'Your techniques have merit, Sir Conrad, but your sword! Your sword is magic!'
'Hardly that. But it is good steel.'
'Could you teach my smith the way of this?'
'I could tell him how it's done, but the actual doing of it is an art form that he'd have to work out for himself. I wouldn't expect results for a year or two.'
'Sir Conrad, we must talk.' But he seemed uncertain.
As we went back inside, Krystyana seemed glum.
'What's the matter, pretty girl?' I asked. 'I'm sorry if all that killing bothered you.'
'No, it's not that. The second course of tomorrow's supper was to be blood pudding, and you men have just splattered the blood all over the courtyard!'
It's hard to keep everybody happy.
Before supper, the count and I were playing chess atone end of the hall, and the girls had set up a loom at the other.
It wasn't much of a loom. There was a pole on top with a few thousand woolen strings wrapped around it. A pole at the bottom was used to roll up the cloth they made. In between, two girls were laboriously moving a shuttle back and forth between the vertical threads and then tightening the horizontal thread down with something like a pocket comb. They hadn't made a centimeter of cloth in an hour.
'Is that something they do as a hobby?' I asked.
'Hobby? There's always need of cloth, and my ladies are instructed to keep busy.'
'Then why don't you use a proper loom?'
'You know something of looms?' The game was forgotten.
'Well, I'm not a weaver, but I know the process--'
'I know, Sir Conrad. 'But not in the few weeks I'll be here!' Have you no idea of our economic situation with regard to cloth? Don't you know that the French and Italians are making vast profits in the trade? Why, at the Troyes Hot Fair alone, millions of pence change hands, much of it Polish silver going for French cloth.'
'But why not bring some weavers here?'
'My liege lord, Henryk the Bearded, did that very thing. At huge cost, he imported three dozen Walloon weavers and set them up, at his expense, in Wroclaw. Yet to this day not one Pole-save Henrykhas ever been in their building! And the price of cloth has not dropped a penny! Why, the cloth in that very tunic you're wearing was woven in Flanders and dyed in Florence.'
'I don't know anything about dyeing, but I'm sure that I could build a loom,' I said.
'Then that cuts it! Sir Conrad, I must have you. I want you to stay here and instruct my workmen-and women in the arts you've mentioned. In a scant two days, you've talked of honey and steel and cloth. You've shown me better swordsmanship, better dancing, and better chess playing than I would have thought possible. I say I want you. Now, what's your price?'
'My price? Well, I'm not sure that I need any money. I have half the booty I took, and-'
'Another thing-you have more than you think. This business of your splitting evenly with Novacek is nonsense! Despite the fact that he was your employer, you are a knight and he is a commoner; those spoils were taken entirely as the result of your sword arm. Oh, you might make him a gift of a twelfth of it, but any more than that would be absurd.'
'There is the matter of booty being taken on my lands. By custom, I have the right to a tenth. But that is about the same amount as I gave you for killing that foul German, so we'll call it even.'
'Be that as it may, Count Lambert, I still have an obligation to Boris. I agreed to accompany him, to keep his accounts, and to defend him, my lord.'
'Novacek is traveling from here to Hungary for wine and then back. It happens that I must send a knight to Hungary. That letter you gave me was from my wife. She and our daughter stay with her relatives in Pest. She complains, as usual, about her need for money, so I must send it to her. Otherwise she will come back here to get it. If I must send a knight-who else could be trusted?then that knight might as well accompany Boris and be paid by him.'
'As to this accounting business, well, that's hardly a proper occupation for a belted knight.'
'Uh ... my lord, that hits on one more problem. You see, I'm not exactly a belted knight.'
'What! You mean to say that you have been crossing swords with me, beating me at chess, and enjoying my ladies and that you are not a true belted knight? Sir Miesko! I need a witness! Attend me!'
'Coming, my lord!'
'But, Count Lambert, you see ... in my country, we don't have knighthood exactly, but I was an officer-no! Am an officer, and the priest said that--'
'Silence! Kneel, Conrad Stargard!' He drew his sword.
Visions of the boar's crushed skull flashed through my mind, but still I knelt. 'You see---'
'Quiet!' The flat of his sword came down hard on my bruised right shoulder. This was followed by an equally rough blow above my wounded left arm. Apparently, I was being knighted, and the count did not go along with those effeminate taps on the shoulders so common in the movies.
'I dub thee knight!' The last blow came against the side of my head, and I saw a strange, web-shaped visual display. I almost fell over but managed to stay on my knees.
'Rise, Sir Conrad.'
The girls at the looms were looking, whispering, and giggling.
'You two!' the count said. 'This was purely a formality to remove any doubts from Sir Conrad's mind. They use a different ceremony in his country. All the same, be silent on this matter. You as well, Sir Miesko.'
I managed to get to my feet.
'Well, that's settled. Now then, Sir Conrad, do you see any other problems?'
'Problems? Well, no, my lord. But what exactly is it that you expect of me?'
'I expect you to build such mechanisms as you feel would be beneficial here, and I would expect you to swear your allegiance to me.'
Hmm. Actually, it didn't sound that bad. Comfortable surroundings, friendly people who really needed me, and plenty of sex. Compared to my previous position-well, Boris Novacek had been decent enough. But in two days on the road with him, I had been involved in two murderous fights. While two is not a statistically significant number, it certainly is an indication! Luck alone had kept me from being a naked corpse in a snowy wood.
'Very well, my lord. I will expect you to settle with Boris Novacek, to his satisfaction. I would swear allegiance, but not forever. Say, perhaps for nine years.' I was leaving myself a cowardly way out. At the Battle of a, which was not far from here, thirty thousand Christians fought a much greater number of Mongols. The Mongols did not leave a single survivor. Not one single Polish witness to the battle lived to tell of it. I wanted the option not to be there.
'Done, Sir Conrad. And your remuneration? If not money, then lands perhaps? People of your own?'
